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    a bloody heart by

    Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Vampire Diaries & Related Fandoms  

    04 Aug 2020

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    When Caroline wakes as a vampire she is thirsty, confused and ready to rip Damon’s throat out. A mysterious vampire called Klaus offers some advice about going for the heart.

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    05 Oct 2025

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    Curiosity by

    Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV), Doctor Who (2005)  

    14 Jul 2020

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    In the year 2132, Caroline Forbes messes with the time vortex. It messes back by flinging her 285 years into the past.

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    Padam Padam by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types  

    11 Oct 2023

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    Batman's heartbeat keeps speeding up whenever Clark is around. For instance: when Clark greets him, half-naked, on a Gotham rooftop. Or when he uses his superstrength to save a busload of schoolchildren. Or sometimes even just when he smiles.

    Clearly the poor man is terrified of him.

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    25 Aug 2025

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    Yes, I pictured Battinson and 2025!Superman for this. They were very charming.

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    You're The Nicest Thing by

    Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV)  

    05 Aug 2018

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    Caroline's doing her best to forget about that time she and Klaus had bad sex, all in the name of getting their friendship back on track.

    Klaus has other plans.

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    02 Aug 2025

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    There's some *great* sex in this fic about klaroline having bad sex. Also, boss bitch Katherine content, which always brings me joy. Delightful!

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    Whisper To Me, Help Me Remember by for Cupcakemolotov

    Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV)  

    07 Apr 2019

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    Tristan de Martel spent years planning to take Klaus down and he succeeds. But with no white oak he can't kill him, and keeps Klaus locked away. Barely alive, but completely aware, Klaus thinks of little but revenge.

    One day Freya appears and sets him free, the culmination of a decade of her own work. Klaus sets out to find and wake his siblings intending to take Tristan down once they're all together. But a wrinkle appears when he hears news of Caroline, hears that she's with Tristan, and has been working to keep him down.

    But something is not quite right with her. Klaus is determined to get to the bottom of what she's been doing, and why.

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    29 Jul 2025

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    What do you mean this isn't the plot of The Originals? It has the de Martels and Freya, this is totally how the TVD universe ended. Babies? They're all dead vampires how would they have babies???

    Legit this is an epic adventure and a blast to read and THE PALM LICK OH MY GOD