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    One of the thugs trying to sneak up behind Robin stoops low, comes back up swinging at Robin's unprotected back with a fucking crowbar

    Metal clatters against the ground; the body follows it a second later.

    Jason lifts his finger from the trigger.

    Robin whirls, taking in the body dropped with a headshot. With a scowl, Jason kneecaps the idiots trying to take out Robin from behind again.

     

    [or: Jason, newly returned to Gotham as the Red Hood, keeps accidentally helping out the Bats. It's really frustrating.] 

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    04 Dec 2025

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    Nice is the nation’s #10 hero. Perfect, and perpetually repressed. The only thing that truly takes the edge off is TheCommoner, an anonymous cam streamer that reviews bootleg hero themed sex toys with a bratty mouth who thinks Nice is a corporate sellout, and says so loudly while riding knockoff merch shaped like his gauntlets.

    Too bad the only person more distracting than him is Lin Ling, Nice’s overworked, underpaid advertising manager… who looks suspiciously familiar in the dark.

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    After fifteen-year-old Jason Todd claws his way out of his own grave, it’s not the League of Assassins that find him—but Father Michael.

    Jason never becomes a killer.

    Instead, he becomes a priest.

    Five years later, a grieving man unknowingly walks into the confessional of the child he lost.

    “Bless me, Father,” he says. “It’s been five years since I buried my son.”

    Jason recognizes the voice instantly.

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    A boy dies. A man rises. A prodigal son returns home.

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    22 Aug 2025

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    Jason Todd wakes up in the wrong Gotham.

    Here, he stayed dead. Here, his death broke his family so completely they became the monsters they once fought. Dick Grayson haunts the skyline with wings and talons, Barbara Gordon moves like a spider made of shadow, and something that might have once been Batman rules from a corrupted cave.

    The city is quarantined, the air tastes of ozone and old blood, and Jason should be running.

    Instead, he finds himself drawn to the creature that was once his brother—the one stalking him through twisted streets with eyes that still burn with something almost human.

    Some hunts, it turns out, go both ways.

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    28 Jul 2025

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    “And what did you say your name was?” He asked softly.

    “I’m Harry Potter.” The recognition Harry had been waiting for leapt into Sirius’ eyes. Though, not one of jubilation, one of horror.

    “What?” He breathed. “That’s not possible.”

    This fic will be a dimension-hop story where Harry discovers a parent's love for the first time, healing from his past, and some wild plot reveals/Horcrux hunting mania. Takes place right when Bill/Fleur wedding is crashed.
    ATTN: this is an action/adventure fic there will be little to no romance…you have been warned

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    The title is inspired by that scene at the end of Order of the Phoenix after [SPOILER ALERT] Sirius dies:

    "Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human-"
    "THEN-I-DON'T-WANT-TO-BE-HUMAN... I'VE HAD ENOUGH, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE-"
    "You do care," said Dumbledore. "You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it."
    [Order of the Phoenix/pg 824/J.K. Rowling]

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    09 May 2025