Jafars_apologist



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    Ed’s a retired enforcer for Spanish Jackie that can’t seem to shake his old life. Stede is the heir to Bonnet Group, whose father will do pretty much anything to keep that legacy alive. They meet, as most do, completely by accident and when they need each other the most.

    That’s all to say:
    Ed and Stede get to be happy! After and between some really rough shit, of course.

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    13 Aug 2022

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    They're co-captains now, sure, that's great and good, but... why is it making Stede so nervous?

    ETA: Podfic available right here, thanks as ever to perfect human SD_Ryan

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    26 May 2022

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    Miami is a crazy city with crazy criminals. When all else fails, the city needs a new kind of equally crazy hero. Introducing Crime Man, the hero who fights crime with Crime!

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    25 May 2022

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    Crime man crime man

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    Stede finds the house. When he comes back to their room at the inn, he won’t rest—won’t let Ed rest—until Ed’s seen it. His eyes are bright in that way that makes Ed’s guts feel scooped out with a spoon. So Ed hurries into his boots and goes with him.

    The once-white paint is stripped by weather and wear, a portion of the roof is caved in, and the spokes of the wraparound porch are all gnawed through by animals.

    Ed gazes up at the broken windows and the birds that have built nests there. At his side, Stede is waiting, rocking back and forth on his heels.

    "It’s perfect," says Ed.

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    Or: Ed and Stede leave the island together, and they don’t look back.

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    16 May 2022

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    “No, no, don’t go anywhere. It’s alright. I’ve decided to let you live. Do you know why?”

    Stede shook his head slowly. Blackbeard leaned in and spoke directly into his ear.

    “I think you’re pretty.”

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    03 May 2022