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oh love, have mercy on me (and keep me company) by thunderpoint for cynicallyneutral
Fandoms: Naruto
01 Jul 2023
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“Be a fucking brat for once,” is whispered hotly against his burning ear. Naruto scrambles hopelessly to hold onto something when he feels the fat head of the clone’s cock slowly breach his hole. That’s- his own cock. Inside him. Fuck, holy fuck- “Stop waiting for him to get in the mood. Stop asking for it only with looks. Be the fucking menace you know are. A pillow princess is cute. But a brat?”
A brat gets everything he wants.
Also dubbed as: Sasuke seems to be extra busy, Naruto is frustrated, horny and insecure, and Naruto's clone takes it upon himself to solve it all. Through sex.
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- 8,017
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- 1/1
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- 2
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20 Mar 2026
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“So listen,” Robby says, “I heard you’ve uh, well, that you’re living with Dr. King. Is there any truth to that statement?”
Frank groans.
“Yeah, yes, I’m living with her,” he says and Robby gets that crazy look in his eyes so Frank barrels on, “It’s not like that. Robby it’s not,” and Robby doesn’t look like he believes him one bit. “I’m living in her spare room and I pay her rent. We’re roommates. That’s not a crime.”
or: frank gets out of rehab, gets divorced, and needs somewhere to live. enter mel.
- Language:
- English
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- 48,798
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Comments:
- 460
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- 6,098
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25 Feb 2026
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Versatility:
[vəːsəˈtɪlɪti]
nounability to adapt or be adapted to many different functions or activities.
synonym
adaptability, flexibility
A collection of one-shots taking place in canon compliant settings, that all circle back to one thing: adaptating is a good skill when you have sex in public places.
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10 Jul 2025
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Atsumu has a long history of pissing people off, but this time he’s gone too far. Someone wants him dead, and although he doesn’t know who or why, it becomes clear very quickly that both he and Osamu are in danger. After a couple of close calls, Kita - the Kumicho of Inarizaki - decides it’s not safe for the two of them to stay in Hyogo; not until he finds out who placed the hit and eliminates them.
Atsumu reluctantly finds himself in Tokyo, taken in by a yakuza group that’s nothing like Inarizaki. The Black Jackals are a different breed, more lethal than he’s used to, and Sakusa Kiyoomi is the worst of them all. Of course that’s who Atsumu gets stuck with, and he and Sakusa are in constant competition for who hates each other more.
Tokyo should be a safe haven but between Atsumu’s bloody new assignments, the lingering threat on his life, and all the days trapped with Sakusa, Atsumu isn’t sure he’ll make it out of Tokyo alive.
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- Part 1 of Burden of Blame
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- English
- Words:
- 91,281
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Comments:
- 2,847
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- 18,180
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22 Aug 2024
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Sakusa Kiyoomi wasn’t even supposed to be on the goddamn moon.
He was a personal bodyguard, one of the best in the business, but a single mistake got him shipped off to spend some time in penance as a correctional officer on a dumb lunar prison. A prison where his skills were wasted on fetching things for inmates, making sure they got to bed, and occasionally--god forbid--touching them.
Space was terrible, but perhaps the most terrible thing about it was a certain prisoner named Miya Atsumu. So of course Kiyoomi would end up stranded there, alone, with him.
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- Part 1 of Play Among the Stars
- Language:
- English
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- 103,116
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 9
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- 724
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- 6,213
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22 Aug 2024
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The last place on earth Sakusa Kiyoomi wants to be is on this godforsaken ship sailing across the seas to attend a boring science lecture, but it is a necessary evil if he wishes to avoid attending his grandmother's birthday celebrations.
That is, until his ship is boarded by a band of pirates and Kiyoomi finds himself in extremely unwanted company.
He can cope with most of the rambunctious crew; though they're armed to the hilt, they're relatively harmless.
He cannot, however, cope with human hurricane Miya Atsumu.
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- Part 1 of Briny Seas and Full Hearts
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 117,190
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Comments:
- 1,135
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- 6,035
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- 1,903
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- 157,902
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22 Aug 2024
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“What’s he like? Is he as mean as everyone says?” the brunette asks, leaning against the table.
“Ah,” Kavehs starts, swirling his wine and taking a long drink. “It’s complicated. He’s not the worst company I’ve had, but he is very dear to me. I truly treasure our relationship together,” he says softly, fondly, as his eyes soften momentarily. “But don’t tell him I told you that. I fear he will never let me live that down,” he laughs.
Yeah, Al-Haitham needs to get Kaveh home now, especially after hearing that declaration.
Dark Alhaitham, who's been corrupted by the Knowledge Capsule, hunts down Kaveh to enact Alhaitham's deepest darkest desires.
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- English
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- 6,079
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 2
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- 4
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18 Aug 2024
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Sakusa must be seeing things.
He has to be, because that would be the only logical explanation for why he’s finding Osamu Miya attractive.
“Stop starin’ at my brother, ya damn creep.”
Sakusa is pulled away from his attentive gaze towards…Osamu. Blinking, he looks back to the figure on the ice—and begins to notice the differences he didn’t spot before.
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OR: The one in which Hockey Player!Sakusa falls for his rival's hot twin brother.
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12 Aug 2024
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Alhaitham and Kaveh are something of 'rival professors' who unknowingly hook-up at a party while drunk.
In the days that follow, Kaveh tries to figure out who his mysterious hook-up was, and never fails to be oblivious as hell every step of the way.
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01 Jul 2024
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leon s. kennedy one shots and headcanons by antipup
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
18 Apr 2023
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an ongoing collection of filthy leon/reader one shots and headcanons..
my work is also posted on tumblr under antidesire ♡
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,394
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Comments:
- 41
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- 1,308
- Bookmarks:
- 173
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16 May 2024
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A lack of communication, a misplaced suspicion, and two Akasha terminals mixed with a drunken tinkering and nosy Kshahrewar architect create an accidental problem about to wreak absolute havoc upon Alhaitham and Kaveh's lives.
Little did Kaveh realize, he managed to create a link between the two devices. And not simply one to transfer data. Oh, no. It was far deeper of a connection than that.
A junior's repressed intense sexual desires, deliberate miscommunication, and a senior's priorly trampled feelings all eventually become known in the worst ways.
After all, the risks of the Akasha could be worsened with tampering. It was a device that worked directly on the brain.
And Kaveh had just unknowingly linked Alhaitham and his own Akashas, and minds, together in a way that was about to be absolute torture to their already turbulent relationship.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 68,187
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Comments:
- 124
- Kudos:
- 3,304
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- 561
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12 Apr 2024
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Kaveh gets lost in the desert, goes into heat, and gets found by the one person who can't know what he is, or: Kaveh's No Good Very Bad Day.
“You’re not carrying me,” he says with a weak kick.
Alhaitham stops and lets his own legs take his full weight again; Kaveh’s ankle does something terrible for his self esteem and then he crumples almost to the sand before Alhaitham’s arm catches him again. One arm, because that’s all he needs to take Kaveh’s weight. He’s such a show off for a man whose ass never grew in. “Fuck’s sake,” Kaveh mutters to himself.
“You were saying?”
“Just—go.”
Alhaitham snorts. “Am I your servant now?”
“Yes,” Kaveh snarls.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,501
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 305
- Kudos:
- 8,659
- Bookmarks:
- 1,347
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- 114,315
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19 Mar 2024
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The Golden Cat of Sumeru by midnighter777 for 1mb
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 Aug 2023
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If Alhaitham hadn’t taken both keys with him, he wouldn’t be in this goddamn mess. He’d be at home, sipping tea over a nice book – that is, not trapped in the body of a damn cat out of all things, miserable and stuck out in the rain.
Surely his day could not get any worse than this, is what he thinks, right before he runs head first into said roommate.
In which Kaveh turns into a cat, and Alhaitham unwittingly adopts him.- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
- 12/12
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- 2
- Comments:
- 1,249
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- 12,769
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18 Mar 2024
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"Let me get this straight. You want Kaveh, a man known for being about as subtle as a stampede of sumpter beasts -"
"Hey! Come on! I'm right here, you know!"
"--to act as your spy? For the good of the nation?" Alhaitham snorted. "Kaveh can't even remember his keys, Cyno. And you're expecting him to engage in advanced statecraft?"
"Ok, rude."
When a certain ginger-haired Snezhnayan buys a slice of barren desert property in Sumeru, it's up to Kaveh to figure out whether this strange foreigner is actually the Eleventh Fatui Harbinger, and more importantly, what he's plotting out there in the middle of no man's land. Kaveh can do this. Probably.
But it would sure be a lot easier if Alhaitham hadn't invited himself along as the world's most distracting fake husband.
Chapter 9: The Ultimate Question Answered!, Chapter 10: What are Men to Rocks and Mountains?, Chapter 11: Perfectly Imperfect (posted!)
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- Part 1 of Shy Spy Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 65,852
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Comments:
- 428
- Kudos:
- 1,963
- Bookmarks:
- 362
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- 42,970
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10 Mar 2024
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Alhaitham's Post-Graduate Practicum on Love Languages: A Study Guide by The_Angry_Donut332
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 Mar 2024
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Alhaitham's heart galloped in his chest, the only sound in the silent hallway. A moment later, a thunk echoed from the other side of the door, like something heavy had slid down the wall and fallen in a heap, followed by a high-pitched whine.
What, Alhaitham thought, was that all about?
And how could he make Kaveh do it again?
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Kaveh misinterprets Alhaitham-being-Alhaitham as a full-blown love confession and throws himself at his crush, quite literally.
Alhaitham has no idea what he said to cause such an interesting reaction in his prickly roommate, but he's willing to do just about anything to make it happen a second time.
Chaos ensues.
Chapter 1: Alhaitham's Pet gets a Pet; Chapter 2: If There's a Braincell in this Chapter it is Not With Kaveh; Chapter 3: The Obligatory Earrings Chapter; Chapter 4: Baby's First Date; Chapter 5: We're Gonna Need a Sickfic; Chapter 6: Touch Him, You Die; Chapter 7: Love like a Forest; Chapter 8: "The First Time--" (smuuuuut); Chapter 9: Kaveh's Love Language- Language:
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- 245
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- 24,531
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28 Feb 2024
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DESPERATE SUB GETS FUCKED BY SADISTIC DOM XXX-RATED [WATCH NOW] 18+!!! by Daisy__dupes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 Apr 2023
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Alhaitham was mean in bed, Kaveh noted distantly, and for some reason, he found himself liking it. At the very least it meant his attention was on him. He just hoped this was a perverted sex thing and not something he’d have to hash out in therapy.
Read tags, please!
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25 Feb 2024
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my attachment to you isn't subject to change by starsneverlanding
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 Jan 2024
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haikaveh one shots as they navigate the journey of what it means to love and be loved
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19 Feb 2024
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Kaveh becomes the bride of the young king Alhaitham overnight. What the omega did not expect about his married life was to be left alone to protect his people while the alpha fought against an uprising.
For the next five years, Kaveh and Alhaitham fulfill their duties separately, making this war of hearts between the king and his consort the hardest battle the kingdom has ever seen.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 54,573
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Comments:
- 1,010
- Kudos:
- 4,165
- Bookmarks:
- 746
- Hits:
- 105,367
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12 Feb 2024
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We Wear Chains on the Weekend by surveycorpsjean
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Aug 2020
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Well, in a day of revelations, it turns out that Izuku isn't as vanilla as Katsuki previously thought. Unfortunately, that fascinating discovery is overshadowed by Izuku's dumbassery, because he has zero concept of aftercare.
"Don't go to anyone else," Katsuki says, because screw it. He can do a better job anyways.
Or; Katsuki finds Izuku on a bad drop.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,088
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 94
- Comments:
- 1,241
- Kudos:
- 32,664
- Bookmarks:
- 7,184
- Hits:
- 518,035
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12 Feb 2024
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Help Needed: Decoding the Scripts of Ay-Khanoum Civilization by Ira_Dei
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
31 Jan 2024
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"I’d like to request help from a Haravatat scholar with an expertise in script decoding. I have left Effendi with the test that you require to do. Qualified applicant will be contacted within three working days."
Part of Kaveh's latest endeavour was to complete an academic paper on mechatronics involving the ancient technology from Ay-Khanoum. Unfortunately, he must decode an ancient language to back up his hypothesis. Even more unfortunate, Kaveh knew the best decoder on Sumeru's ancient language is living on the room beside him.
So instead of asking Alhaitham, Kaveh put a help request through Effendi, hoping to find the second-best decoder on Sumeru's ancient language.
(Turns out, the second-best decoder was also a piece of prick to work with.)
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01 Feb 2024