JosephBootycrack
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Why’d you only call me when you’re high? by JosephBootycrack
Fandoms: Cats - Andrew Lloyd Webber
10 Apr 2026
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Tugger and misto have been friends for years but recently there has been a swoosh in tuggers stomach and a flush on his cheeks when his “friend” is around. Those feelings have only intensified since the jellicle ball. Tugger was HOPING misto would get the hint when he sang an entire song about him but clearly not. A few times after tugger being the party animal he is there have been a few…drunken confessions as some might call them but still misto believes it is just tugger being his usual player self.
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Tugger wants misto to know he’s in love with him but is to scared to say anything and misto loves tugger but believes tugger only wants to be affectionate when he needs a good time
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The things they never caught (and what we meant instead) . by laluneestbelle
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
02 Aug 2026
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Nobody would photograph this.
Nobody would care.
Yet somehow it felt more intimate than standing together on any podium ever had.
Because the cameras never really captured this version of him.
They photographed podium smiles. Interview smiles. Media smiles...They certainly never lingered long enough to notice how unbelievably alive Lando looked when he forgot anybody else existed.
And Oscar wondered, not for the first time, how something so ordinary had become so difficult to look away from.
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five times they said something instead of what they meant, plus one time they said exactly what they meant .
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09 Aug 2026
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Who the fuck are the Arctic Monkeys? No literally, you have no clue as to who they are so when their front man charms his way into your life, he's shocked to see that you aren't not starstruck like the majority of women Alex woos.
You're Arabella, a young twenty two year old aspiring journalist currently living in Sheffield, England.
Alex is Britain's current favourite band's front man, you're a wild girl wielding a cheetah print coat, stilettos and organic cigarettes.
Somehow you must find a way to get along with your clashing personalities to pursue your desire for one another.
Will you step into Al's world and become the most beloved rockstar girlfriend? Or will friends, your egos, media, flings and intoxication draw you apart?
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30 Apr 2026
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In a world just like ours but both our papaya drivers are single this is the story of how Lando Norris’s and Oscar piastry sneaking around in the current aka 2026 season of formula one
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Just landoscar smut which sprinkles of lestapen
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- Part 3 of Landoscar fics <3
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04 Jul 2026
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Lando blinked himself awake, tiredly prying his eyes open and then squeezing them shut again as he stretched.
To his surprise, his arms ended up hitting something warm on their way down. Looking over, he felt a small smile growing on his face as he was greeted to the sight of one Oscar Jack Piastri, his official boyfriend as of their date last night.
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A series of domestic mornings between Lando and Oscar
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- Part 1 of Vignettes
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Alex and Miles prepare for their first Christmas as a couple and lay some doubts to rest.
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- Part 6 of Our Life