20 Works by Kaffee
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“One of us is gonna pull these stupid pants off me,” Osora bites, breath fogging the mirror. They turn their gaze just enough, Arias' eyes traveling the length of their body, and they finally manage to shuffle their feet farther apart and deepen the arch of their back.
That muscle in Arias' jaw flexes again, and he's done for.
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Arias has beef with Osora's wardrobe but he kind of fails at doing anything about it.
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It doesn’t seem like she’s going away anytime soon, so Arias gives in. “You seem a little overdressed for an open mic night,” he comments, gesturing with his bottle at her dress and heels.
She shrugs. “Don’t need a special occasion to look this good, babe. Plus the peonies are good luck, and I’m here supporting someone.”
Arias raises his eyebrow at that and looks again at her dress and the pretty outlines of large, wrinkled petals. “That's sweet of you. Who are you here for?”
Celia looks past him at the stage and nods towards it with soft eyes. “My little brother.”
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Arias meets a cute boy who tries to sell him a mixtape for twenty bucks but I promise it's fire, bro!
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With life-sustaining nutrients fleeing their body through the Bleed, Osora hungers to feed even more.
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Both Arias and Osora get fed but like. Two extremely different ways. Arias eats like a champ.
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Arias need only cross the threshold to the prince's quarters and his attention would be laser focused. The rest of the world didn’t exist when he was in Osora's room.
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Arias is at Osora's mercy and then Osora is at his mercy, complete with communication and aftercare.
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The Utensils Go To the Left of the Sink by asanoyasses (Kaffee)
Fandoms: Osora (Webcomic)
08 Mar 2025
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“There’s actually, uh, one more thing. Before I forget.”
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I'm coping with my own move by making the process sound like it always goes super smoothly. (Arias and Osora move in together and Osora is very, very loved.)
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It scares him, sometimes, when it hits Arias at unexpected points in the day that he has all he’s ever wanted.
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Arias is a creepy boyfriend who watches his partner sleep oh my God stop staring!!
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The cash burns when it passes from Mitzi's hand to his, scorching his fur.
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Zib's got a conscience, kinda.
*Spoilers* for the comic up to "Lackadaisy Vestige" and then goes off from there completely.
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A Klance Malec AU
Lance has put up with a lot over the years, but one little kitten might shake things up.
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- Part 1 of The Malec AU no one asked for
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Shiro is still getting used to linoleum again. It feels different.
Season 7 Shiro introspection and mini fix-it because I still have very strong feelings about Adam. Everyone shows up at some point basically but are not imperative.
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Lance sends Keith an accidental dick pic.
That's it that's the fic.
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Keith plays D&D for the first time, kicks everyone's asses, and get a crush on someone. He does, indeed, profit.
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Phichit is happy for him, really he is.
But that may be all the more reason for him to fight even harder for that medal.
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There’s a point, he realizes, where everything goes quiet.
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A Slice-of-Life story. Lovino needs to get away from his family, and his personal vacation leaves him stranded in the Spanish foothills at the mercy of a tomato-loving vineyard owner who can't seem to get out of his head, or his heart.
Inspired by the feeling of being in love.
X-posted to FF: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10015803/1/La-Carlota
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Nine years later (post Chapter 49).
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The sky outside was dark when Gilbert finally spoke up. Kiku was running a thick red line along the space between the two people he was drawing.
"So what is the story behind that red string?"
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Kiku tells the story behind the Red String of Fate.
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“Why do you do this to yourself, Kar?” Dave asked, his expression grim.
Karkat paused, meeting the blonde’s gaze. A thousand answers flitted through his mind, but, as always, he chose his answer immediately.
“I have to take care of him. No one else will.”
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Sometimes you can love someone a little too much.
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Karkat isn't your conventional kindergarten teacher. In fact, he's probably the last person you would want to see around children. However, he loves his job and is happy to be there. Especially this school year, because he has high hopes for his class. Despite his excitement, he's not too sure about the platinum blonde in shades, dressed in the most expensive suit he's ever seen, that makes his stomach do that weird flip it hasn't done in years.
Based on the headcanon by Jotaku. Cross-posted to FF and tumblr.
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Dave is a pizza delivery guy. When John doesn't have enough money to pay for his pizza, they decide to come to an agreement on how John will pay for this...
Written from a prompt by loonytwin. Cross-posted to FF and tumblr.