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Stede Bonnet has spent his life in the shadow of his own failures. Being born an omega, his marriage to a beta instead of an alpha, his failure as a father to his pups. The only thing he's ever had going for him is coming from a pure-blood family and all the duties that came with it. It wasn't until he met a wolf-dog, the infamous Blackbeard, that he came into his own and realized that there could be more to himself than the failure he'd been living as. But on the cusp of finally coming into his own, old ghosts reared their heads sending him fleeing from the love of his life.
Edward Teach knew from the moment he was old enough to speak that having a wolf from a mother had damned him in the eyes of the civilized world. He'd accepted that until he met a retriever who smiled at him and told him he wore fine things well. Who made him laugh and brought light into his life. But the light went out and the old rage burned.
A rage that Ned Low was happy to take advantage of as Ed finds himself in the grip of the English, controlled by a madman and stripped, piece by piece, of his memories and sanity. All he remembers is once the sun had shown on him, but the sun's gone out, leaving only shadows and darkness.
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Edward Teach grew up in a house where weakness was punished, where safety didn't exist and trust was broken from the time he understood the monster his father was. He'd risen above it, grown stronger, found his footing as an adult, but the scars of the past remained as his own body rebelled against him. He doesn't go into heat. He doesn't show his tail and ears. He doesn't trust easily or deeply. And he's always been okay with that, never had an issue with his life...until he met Stede Bonnet.
The alpha swans into Ed's life by mistake after a failed attempt to humiliate him by a pair of assholes and Ed finds himself caught up in a whirlpool with an alpha that gleefully presents his ears and tail over a good cup of tea or a fine fabric. Who seems to love Ed even with his prickly distrust and broken pieces.
The problem is... Ed is pretty sure he's too fucking broken for someone like Stede, and he has no idea what to do with the instincts that begin to awaken.
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"But if we confess our sins to him, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all wickedness".
1 John 1:9
Edward Teach knows sin and guilt. He's got success and fame, a life that most would envy professionally, but his personal life is another matter entirely. He's shit at relationships, shit at finding happiness, in general, Ed's always been a bit shit. He knows he's floating through life, and eventually floats back into the same city he went to college. The same city he once crushed a sweet guy all for the sake of winning a bet.
And meets Father Stede Bonnet, a man who seems to see into his guilt-laden soul and offers to wash his sins clean.
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2016 and the Supreme Court ruling on same sex marriage is coming down. After 28 years of being together, Stede and Ed wait, holding their breath to see if they can finally make marriage a reality.
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- Part 16 of Twitfics/Skyfics
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Hard Disciplines: A Practical Study of Human Sexuality and Subcultures by CitrusSyndicate, KalansPhantom, Pastor_of_Muppets
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 May 2026
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Professor Stede Bonnet has spent his life studying anthropology with an emphasis in human sexuality, which he finds almost laughable when he spent years married to a woman before coming to terms with his own sexuality. After a divorce and the death of his father, he finds himself finally experiencing the freedom to find out what he truly enjoys. And if he's doing it with money funding his 'study' thanks to his boss, Nigel Badminton, all the better. He's spent too many years left behind, and he's done.
Edward Teach, also known as the notorious hacker Blackbeard, has settled down to teach at a local university in an attempt to switch up the monotony of his life. Instead, he finds himself just as bored until he comes across an insane Professor that apparently invites men in full leather fetish gear to his office and discusses the price of bulk lube with his TA. He's fucking fascinated and, for the first time in a long time, excited about every new day to see what the maniac will do next.
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- Part 6 of Our Flag Means Omegaverse
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Edward Teach doesn't remember the curse that changed him. He doesn't remember much of anything about the time surrounding it. What he does know is that being cursed into the body of a horse is boring as fuck....until a man in bloody clothes stumbles into the stable one night with a murder fresh on his hands and a desperate need to escape.
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- Part 15 of Twitfics/Skyfics
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When Stede finally gets to try real (tm) gay sex for the first time he finds out it’s not all he’d imagined it would be. thankfully, emotional support hook-up Edward Teach is there to help him talk it through.
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- Part 4 of Kinky One Offs
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Stede Bonnet has gone through his life behaving. He married an omega, had pups, went through med school, worked at a prestigious practice, but as time went on, he became more aware that he didn't fit in that life. When his father passes he decides that it's time to take his life in his own hands and that's how he finds himself at the Queen Anne Clinic. It's how he meets Edward Teach, an alpha with a reputation and charisma. An alpha that begins to make him question things about himself he's never faced, but now...he's left seeking answers.
And Edward Teach? Is happy to give them.
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- Part 7 of Our Flag Means Omegaverse
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Twenty years ago Edward Teach was captured and faced the noose before being offered an the King's Act of Grace. In exchange for ten years of service to the crown he'd be given freedom, all he had to do was join the Aerial Corps and allow his body to be twisted into a machine of war complete with taloned feet and wings. Feared and disdained, he's lived his life in endless battles with no end in sight. What does a monster do? What life is left for him?
When he injures his wing in battle he finds himself at the doorstep of a man who he's been told can help repair damaged feathers. What he finds is a lunatic living in an airship and promises of something Ed had thought had been lost to him for twenty years.
Hope. And a future.
Things do not go as planned.
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Stede promised he'd come back for Ed, a promise he knew he'd always keep, even if it took a little longer than he hoped.
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- Part 14 of Twitfics/Skyfics
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Stede Bonnet is a rising star in the country music world after taking the world by storm on the Silver Voice. He's attracted all manner of media attention. It wasn't simply being a middle-aged divorced single father, it was being an omega that had made him an underdog and caught the eye of Edward "Blackbeard" Teach.
The problem is the omega is single handedly the most infuriating person Ed has ever met in his life, making him thank the stars above he's a beta as they're swept up in a tour together.
Things do not go as planned.
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- Part 1 of Star Light, Star Bright
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Edward Teach has been living as Blackbeard, a world famous DJ, for too long. He hides his face behind a mask and finds that he's losing himself further and further in the persona he's tired of dragging on. The only thing that's ever cheers him up are kitten videos, one especially, a man that goes by the Furry Gentleman.
When he sees their rescue is looking for fosters Ed sees a chance for him to step away from Blackbeard and see just who Ed is.
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- Part 9 of Twitfics/Skyfics
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Edward Teach has always loved sucking cock, sorta his whole damn thing, so when he gets a marketing research offer to try out flavored condoms he's all in. Only downside? His boyfriend doesn't agree and breaks up with him, thankfully they're willing to offer him a test subject. Things do not go as planned.
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- Part 13 of Twitfics/Skyfics
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Lure You Like A Landslide by achmonomer, KalansPhantom
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Aug 2025
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Edward Teach has been a part of MI-5 for over twenty years, a ruthless agent known for closing cases no matter the cost. Through his long career, though, he's never encountered a person as strange and frustrating as the Gentleman.
The man is a ghost, a quiet hand that slices through the underbelly of the upper class through blackmail, robbery and hacking that leaves the wealthy fearing drawing his attention. Ed's tried to corner him, but every time the Gentleman eludes him in an elaborate game of cat and mouse. It's become his obsession, his calling, and for years he's remained little more than a phantom in the underworld.
Enter Stede Bonnet, a computer specialist that partners with Ed to try and trace down the digital footprints of the Gentleman. Stede's bright and brilliant, funny and uniquely positioned to understand the motivations of the upper class. He's also handsome and fascinating in a way that makes Ed painfully aware he's falling for his partner.
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Stede spent forty years with the love of his life. Day in and day out he learned what it was to be loved by Edward Teach. In the twilight of his years, he has to adjust to a life without his husband and spends one Sunday with his new routine.
An exploration of a different stage of love and loss.
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- Part 12 of Twitfics/Skyfics
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Ed plans on proposing to his boyfriend, things do not go as planned.
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- Part 11 of Twitfics/Skyfics
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Stede Bonnet is a magician physician that yearns to help people suffering from the ill effects of magic. Edward Teach is a man cursed with a dick for a tongue seeking a cure. That's it, that's the fic, it's as weird as it sounds.
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- Part 10 of Twitfics/Skyfics
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What is an omega who isn't allowed to be an omega? What sort of omega marries a female beta in the hopes of saving the family name? Stede Bonnet knows he's about to find out as his father courts a woman he's never met and he becomes sole heir of the Bonnet family fortune. He's never had a say in his life, not really, not since the day he'd presented as an omega, but now? Now Stede has nothing to lose as he sets out to experience at least one night of being true to himself. It's worth any risk, any cost, just so he has that one night to hold onto as he bows his head to his father's whims.
Edward Teach works the ships for Hornigold, barely legal shipping and imports, but it pays the bills and fuels his desire the life of power and wealth he's always wanted. As he begins to make a name for himself he stumbles on a sweet omega in a tavern on the cusp of getting into trouble.
The scent of lavender and a pair of hazel eyes changes the course of his life forever.
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- Part 3 of Our Flag Means Omegaverse
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Missing scene from The Man In The Wall.
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- Part 2 of Little Stede, Big Adventures