Kalefornia



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    Relationships aren't competition, but Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov like competition.
    After “The Cottage” but before The Long Game, it's a game of gifts and gestures.

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    01 Mr. Real Estate is excited for Ilya’s move.
    02 Phone sex from a hotel room: the origin of the tripods.
    03 Rose Landry finds out and is a good friend with good ideas.
    04 Ilya has strong opinions and instruction on offer.
    05 The eve of announcing the Foundation, Ilya freaks out.
    06 Montreal v. Ottawa brings with it some bruised feelings.
    07 Happy Canadian Christmas! Shane and Svetlana finally meet.
    08 A good old-fashioned All-Stars Weekend bang.
    09 Valentine’s Day, millionaire hockey player style.
    10 In and out of the closet on a snow day with Scott Hunter.
    11 Rozy & Hazy’s dirt bike day off.
    12 Metros clinch it: the origin of the loon tattoo.
    13 The night of the Western Conference finals, Shane freaks out.
    14 ‘Willyoubemyplus-oneinVegas?’
    15 MLH Awards after party for two.
    16 *Bonus* Ilya has a vvveeerrryyy happy birthday.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    “I’m right here. And you are okay, and you are safe, and healthy, and you are at home, yes? It is quiet, and nobody is there, nobody is bothering you. And the world is full of stupid idiots, but you are not one of them. And I am here. When you need me, I am here.”

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    or: The whole world thinks Shane is gay because of some stupid internet rumors, and he doesn't even have to confirm it. He's losing control of his entire life and he needs somewhere to put what little he does have.

    Ilya has open hands.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Shrugging one shoulder far more casually than he possibly feels, Ilya says, “I like both. Is secret, okay?”

    “Okay,” Hollander says, voice cracking.

    He doesn’t say anything else. The air’s so heavy around them that it feels like being in the middle of a scrum, the weight and heat of all those bodies pressing down on you. Danger always feels like hockey; it’s the most dangerous thing Ilya knows, except for this. Everything dangerous in his life involves men’s bodies and just how close he can get to them. Closer than he probably should.

    A year after mysteriously dropping out of the 2009 draft, Shane Hollander is signed by the Boston Raiders, right behind Ilya Rozanov. Having the two biggest stars in the league on the same line is great for Boston — but playing alongside their worst rival was never exactly in Shane or Ilya's plans. Especially not when staying away from each other starts to feel just as impossible as getting along.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    “It’s Rozanov, they’re bringing on Rozanov,” he said in a rush.
    For a long moment, Shane couldn’t hear or process anything. The world had narrowed then expanded too fast, like he was falling. At some point Hayden started talking again, but he couldn’t understand him. There was only the darkness overhead and the ringing in his ears.
    “Shane? Shane, you still there?”
    The words filtered through slow and muddy, echoing. Shane’s mouth was dry, his tongue thick, but he managed, “Yeah. I’m here.”
    “Okay. You’re not gonna have a panic attack, right? Cause that would be bad probably, for your head I mean, and I just think—”
    Shane stopped listening again.
    Rozanov was coming to Montreal. He’d be in the same locker room, skating on the same ice, living in the same fucking city.

     

    Three years after Shane broke it off (not that there was anything to break off), he gets a concussion and the Metros bring in Ilya to fill in for him. A breakup and makeup fic inspired by Jane Austen's Persuasion.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    Set a few months after "All Out War", and Carl is ALIVE. Michonne is five months pregnant and Alexandria is rebuilding after war with the Saviors. Her second trimester is wearing Rick out but in a good way. Smut and fluff, my two favorite things.

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    14 Apr 2024