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Paragon, Renegade, Pilot by Kauri for AlyssAlenko
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
27 Dec 2025
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When Joker falls in love with Shepard and Kaidan, he falls fast and with his whole heart. But they’re busy saving the galaxy and falling for each other, and that doesn’t leave much room for a third, love-sick wheel. And that’s okay. That’s the world as it should be. Joker’s as much realist as he is romantic.
But then everything falls apart. War rewrites the rules. Blurs the line between duty and desire. And Joker finds himself caught in something messy, tender and unapologetically spicy, and so much more than he ever expected to have.
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A love story filled with snark and feelings, and a duo becoming a trio. Also, taking minor liberties with canon out of a deep commitment to keeping it horny.
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Miranda Lawson has been genetically engineered to be the perfect heir to her father’s empire –– smart and stunning but with an outrageously high sex drive. She hires Zaeed to satisfy her on the Normandy thinking it’ll be less complicated if credits are involved.
Spoiler: she is wrong.
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“Say that again.”
Funny thing about being shot in the head, a decade later and Zaeed’s hearing still tends to falter at inopportune moments. Despite the one milky eye, his vision is still sharp as anything so long as he’s not starting into the goddamn sun. But his hearing? Total shite, apparently.
“I would have thought the transactional nature of the request was fairly familiar, for a mercenary like you,” Miranda says, crossing her arms. “I pay you, and you render services.”
“Yeah, I got that part. It’s the services in particular I was interested in.”
“I was perfectly clear,” Miranda narrows her eyes. “I’m interested in hiring you for sex.”
Zaeed tosses the weapon mod he’d been upgrading on the table with a loud clunk. “Yeah, that’s what I thought you said. I just couldn’t fucking believe it.”
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“I have a proposition.”
MacCready sighs and looks up from the rifle he’s polishing. Last time he’d been out they’d run into an assload of bloatflies, and while he doesn’t mind bugs as a rule, three of the fuckers exploded close-range, leaving an oily residue that smells awful and strips clean through varnish if it’s left to dry. He’s fairly fastidious with his guns, as a rule, but he’d spent the last hour disassembling, cleaning, and reassembling his recon scope, and his fingers are starting to cramp. Danse is, of course, looming above him, silhouette wide and blocky. The power armor makes his head look oddly undersized. MacCready pushes the underside of his cap up a little to ensure his glare is properly visible.
“I’m not doing anything for your stupid Brotherhood, Danse. Go bother the boss if you want favors.”
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Danse wants to pay MacCready for sex. That's it. That's the fic.
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Innocent is not the first word that comes to mind when you think of Alistair.
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- Part 9 of NSFW Mini-Headcanons
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Cassandra by Kauri
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
23 Dec 2024
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It’s remarkable how little Cassandra knows of lovemaking. Or rather, how much she knows.
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- Part 8 of NSFW Mini-Headcanons
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How Alistair Fell in Love with Bethany Hawke by Kauri
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Origins
28 Jan 2023
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Anders brings a corpse to the Wardens. Only it isn't a corpse. It's Bethany Hawke.
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- Part 2 of Sunshine in the Dark
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The Arishok by Kauri
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II
26 Jan 2022
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It is not wise to let a Qunari into your bed who has had no outlet for his wrath, and carries a lifetime of frustration upon his shoulders. But no one has ever accused you of wisdom.
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- Part 7 of NSFW Mini-Headcanons
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Hero by Kauri for kaijuburgers
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games)
07 Sep 2020
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The Landsmeet is over. The Archdemon looms. But before Oren Cousland can end the blight and save the world, he needs to decide the fate of Loghain Mac Tir, a man he's definitely not in love with anymore; a man he just might hate.
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A tale of broken noses and broken hearts.
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Sunshine in the Dark by Kauri for sarsaparillia
Fandoms: Dragon Age II, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
15 Apr 2020
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“What’s your name?”
“Bethany Hawke,” she says, and sticks out her hand like an idiot, the way her mother always taught her –– palm down like a lady, not a secret apostate, or an up-jumped refugee, or whatever she is now.
He takes her hand, thumb brushing across her knuckles the way a well-brought up man’s lips might. “Alistair. Welcome to the Ferelden Wardens.”
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What if The Joining made you not only super hungry... but super horny too?
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- Part 1 of Sunshine in the Dark
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The Journals of CSR by Kauri
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
10 Feb 2020
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He can’t even remember the name of the Templar that had suggested it to him, when he was a recruit, weeks fresh. A journal. To track his progress, make note of things he should not wish to forget, a place to pour his feelings of homesickness, of inadequacy. His hopes, aspirations, successes… failures. A place without judgement. A place to remember that held in each blank page, and each new day was a chance to do the Maker’s work. A chance to do better.
A chance to be a better man.
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A multi POV retelling of Inquisition, through the eyes of a rather broken Cullen Rutherford, an equally broken Lavellan, and the Commanders faithful journals.
or, How Inquisition could have been if DA had been less choose-your-own-adventure, overall.
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Letters from Orlais by Kauri
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games)
19 Jan 2020
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The eye of the Orlesian nobility has fallen upon the Commander of the Inquisition. After the Winter Palace, Cullen wants nothing to do with the affection of Orlais. But they keep sending him dirty love letters...and the Inquisitor keeps reading them.
Or, Orlais' spicy mad crush on Cullen
Or, a sexual exploration for Cullen I-didn't-know-I-was-into-that-kink Rutherford
(chapter specific tags will be added to the notes at the end of each chapter -- please double check if you see anything in the main tags that you find concerning)
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- Part 1 of Letters from Orlais
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Checkmate by Kauri
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
10 Nov 2019
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The Commander’s eyes turn a lovely color when he’s aroused. Darker than their usual golden shade. Deeper. Like sherry, rich and delectable. He wants to drown in them.
“Cullen?” Dorian murmurs, angling his body closer. Leaning, but not yet touching. The Commander will have to close the gap himself, if he wants a taste.
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A smutty tale of how Dorian seduces the Commander of the Inquisition.
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Happy Endings by Kauri for hobbitdragon
Fandoms: Dragon Age II, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
29 Sep 2018
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For the prompt: I'd love a happy ending for Orsino. The whole Harvester thing is clearly something Varric made up to protect Orsino, so write from the assumption that it never happened. With that out of the way, tell me how Hawke and Orsino end up together, and what their relationship is like.
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Their encounters had always been brief. Hawke, blowing in and out of his office like a burly, bearded hurricane — leaving a trail of debris, but never lingering. And Orsino, standing at the eye of the storm, surrounded by chaos, but always untouched.
He cannot remember what shifted, only that Hawke began to linger, and he began to live for those brief, unexpected encounters — the shape of Hawke’s shadow in the doorway, the low-pitched chuckle, the wry humor heavy with innuendo, the heated glances….
But attraction is such a fragile thing to survive failure, and ruin, and death.
And nothing is as it was.
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The Captain by Kauri
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games)
13 Aug 2018
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“I’ve spent my entire life since I was fifteen training, or in Circle. Didn’t leave much time for...whatever this is.” Cullen raises his head. “What is this, by the way?”
“Sex, Knight-Captain.” Isabela pushes him back on the bed. “Just sex.”
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Just after the fall of Kirkwall, Isabela stumbles upon, and comforts the former Knight-Captain for three sex-filled nights.
(dubcon for drunk sex)
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Zevran by Kauri
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
07 Aug 2018
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Zevran teaches you of pleasure.
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- Part 6 of NSFW Mini-Headcanons
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Carver by Kauri
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age (Video Games)
10 May 2018
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To love Carver Hawke, is to love a porcupine.
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- Part 5 of NSFW Mini-Headcanons
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Varric by Kauri
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
02 May 2018
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Falling in love with Varric was easy.
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- Part 4 of NSFW Mini-Headcanons
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Blackwall by Kauri
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
29 Apr 2018
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Blackwall always kisses like a man who’s been on his own too long.
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- Part 3 of NSFW Mini-Headcanons
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Cullen: Through the Ages by Kauri
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Inquisition
14 Apr 2018
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Outside the Chantry are a trio of Templars, dressed in gold and crimson, their armor polished to a blinding shine. They look just like heros ought. Strong, and glorious, and good. And while it’s true that he hasn’t seen much to compare beyond farmers, and merchants, and once, a courier from the King –– the Templars look as though they’ve stepped out of the pages of one of Mia’s books.
Heroic.
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A character study of Cullen Rutherford though the various stages of his life.
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Between Love and Duty by Kauri
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age - All Media Types
21 Jan 2018
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The wedding had been beautiful.
It wasn’t the small and simple affair he’d been promised. Or, perhaps it was. And he’d had no notion of what those words might mean to the Ferelden court.
There’d been nearly three dozen in the wedding party alone. Two or three hundred in attendance, not counting the servants, and soldiers peppering the halls. Another thousand or so gathered beyond the palace gates, waiting to hear that the last Theirin had taken a bride.
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When Alistair marries the Queen of Ferelden, he hopes there is a place for them between love, and duty.