KeepcalmandCarrieon
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You marry Mr. Clean by KeepcalmandCarrieon
Fandoms: Procter & Gamble "Mr. Clean" Commercials
24 Dec 2023
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Exactly what you see on the tin you marry Mr. Clean
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This could be perfection. A venom dripping in your mouth by KeepcalmandCarrieon
Fandoms: Escape the Night (Web Series)
29 May 2023
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After Roi dies at the hands of the snake woman, with some meddling from the Society Against Evil, Roi ends up sending Roi back in time. Can he save all of Joey’s guests this time?
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- Part 3 of Weird funky aus
- Part 2 of The past is far behind us. The future doesn't exist.
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I thought I would never see you again. by KeepcalmandCarrieon
Fandoms: Escape the Night (Web Series)
16 Feb 2023
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Oli and Eva are a couple who recently were given a brand new estate, but what happens when they both die at the hands of the estate? 100 years later, a group of "YouTubers," as they call themselves, have come to bring Eva and Oli back together.
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- Part 2 of Weird funky aus
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Nobody was in the room where it happened by KeepcalmandCarrieon
Fandoms: Escape the Night (Web Series)
12 Feb 2023
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After Oli and Eva find a letter from The Society Against Evil saying they can go back in time and save their dead friends, how could they not? But when Joey doesn’t remember the horrors of the night, Oli and Eva are left in the dark. How will they save their friends without dying themselves?
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- Part 1 of Weird funky aus
- Part 1 of The past is far behind us. The future doesn't exist.
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The past is far behind us. The future doesn't exist. by KeepcalmandCarrieon
Fandom Escape the Night (Web Series)
29 May 2023
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In which, Dennis didn't grow up in a cult or Amish, though he supposes it kind of makes sense why people think that…
But, oh no — Dennis is an Addams.
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- Part 1 of one normal boy
Bookmarked by KeepcalmandCarrieon
22 Mar 2026
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On her first day in the Pitt, Trinity Santos sees Dennis Whitaker and knows he’s like her. Witches tend to recognize each other, after all. Neither of them said a thing, and Trinity thought they would spend that whole rotation pretending they didn't know what they so obviously both knew.
Then she found out he was homeless and living on the 8th floor of the hospital. And offers him her spare room. Witches gotta stick together, right?
Bookmarked by KeepcalmandCarrieon
22 Mar 2026
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The two men made their way to the center of the floor, blocking foot traffic. Dana stood up.
“I’m Sam Winchester,” one said.
“I’m Dean Winchester,” the other said.
“And we’re here to stop Doctor Robby from going on his sabbatical,” they both said in unison.
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A crack fic heavily based off of the posts made by @marvel_andwhatnot and others on TikTok
Bookmarked by KeepcalmandCarrieon
16 Mar 2026
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This is the most peak literature I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading
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Dustin tries to get a peek, but Steve pushes him away. “Ooh, is that your secret girlfriend?” He asks, making gross cooing noises.
Steve’s head snaps up, his fingers frozen on his phone screen. “What?”
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The kids were never supposed to think Steve has a secret girlfriend. Because he doesn’t. That’s the problem, actually. He has a secret boyfriend, and it’s Billy fucking Hargrove.
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Bookmarked by KeepcalmandCarrieon
01 Jan 2026
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Steve pulled into the driveway and honked his horn, then sat back to wait. It usually took the kid a few minutes to come out no matter how he let him know that he was ready.
He was not expecting Dustin to immediately come through the door and stop right at his window. Dustin wasn’t quite dressed- he looked like he still had pajama pants on, and he definitely wasn’t wearing any shoes. His hair was more wild than usual, too. Steve gave it a second, but Dustin just stood there and stared at him. With much trepidation, Steve rolled down his window.
“Mom wants you to come inside,” Dustin told him immediately.
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AKA: Five times the Party’s actual parents stopped Steve to talk, and one time he started the conversation himself.
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- Part 3 of The Adventures of Mama Steve
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- English
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Bookmarked by KeepcalmandCarrieon
26 Dec 2025