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    Vincent Whittman may be an omega, but times and the work force have changed after World War II. But his dreams of being America's first omega weathercaster are dashed when the network hires him to take over a show about homemaking after its host...mysteriously goes missing.

    Good thing he has an strong ally in producer Bob Sinclaire to back him up. He's a solid, modern-thinking alpha who believes in omega rights and who definitely doesn't have his mind set on mating with his network's rising star...

    Right?

    (Please note: Read the tags! The "graphic depictions of violence" tag may get removed if I decide, well, that the violence isn't going to be as graphic as I think it may be. Also, there is a TON of stuff in these two stories that tracks with real-world misogyny even though it's happening to a character who is canonically a cis man.)

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    English
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    1,584
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    90
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    Angel Dust has returned to his room in V Tower with its comfy bed, walk-in closet, and overflowing cabinet of sex toys. As dispirited as he feels, it’s still home—

    Or it would be if there wasn’t a familiar TV's head yelling at him from the top of that overflowing cabinet—a head neither of the other two Vees seems interested in removing.

    But is Angel trapped in his room with Vox, or is Vox trapped in there with him?

    (Basically, Vox and Angel work out some stuff.)

    (Also, Valentino and Velvette grieve while Val struggles to fit into his new role as the Vees' leader. And what are these weird dreams Vox keeps having about Alastor?)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,242
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1,921
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    Crim is furious that Chaz lied to him about being wealthy. He's even more furious when he finds out that Chaz's ultimate "mastur plan" involved marrying not Moxxie, but a completely different member of the Knolastname family: Crim himself.

    But business is business, an opportunity is an opportunity, and revenge is revenge--especially if it involves giving Chaz exactly what he wanted.

    But what happens when Crim realizes that he may have just played himself?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,848
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2,858
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    The last thing Alastor imagined he would ever do was make a deal with his archenemy, Vox. But the TV Demon has made him an offer he can’t resist: Valentino, the demon Alastor has wanted to dominate, own, and take apart for decades.

    Somehow, this fic has a happy ending.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,705
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,697
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    Angel Dust wastes some shark gangsters who are horning in on Vox's business affairs. Vox is very turned on by this. Angel then rails Vox until Vox blows a few circuit breakers.

    That's the fic.

    Or: "Dirty Healings," except Vox is the one waiting in the limo; Angel is Vox's right-hand man/hitman/lover; and they are the Pride Ring's power couple.

    For Staticspider Week 2023: Day 1: Secret/Public

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    857
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    3,257
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    Day 5: Electric/Magnetic

    Vox is furious but not surprised when Valentino doesn’t bother to show up for their annual vacay at the beach. Worse, he’s stuck there with Angel Dust, because Val always insists that they bring him along.

    Angel Dust wants to be there about as much as Vox wants him to be. But a traveling circus, some cheap souvenirs, and a trio of meddling kids might just help make their stay a bit less bothersome…and a lot more interesting.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,455
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    819
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    Angel hates his new dance routine. Vox helps liven it up.

    StaticSpider Week 2023: Day 4: Stage and Screen

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,626
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    174
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1,727
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    Crimson is a bully who thought he could get away with doing shoddy work for the TV Demon.

    Unfortunately for him, Vox and Angel Dust are bigger, meaner bullies. And they don't tolerate shoddy work.

    Fic for StaticSpider Week 2023. Prompt: In the Shadows

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,513
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    802
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    Paimon is not happy about being burgled. Cash Buckzo is not happy about his big-top tent being destroyed. So they bang.

    (Re-uploaded because I went to edit some really weird typos and a sentence with missing words and accidentally deleted it somehow? I blame Mercury in retrograde.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,994
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,322
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    After yet another breakup with Valentino, Anthony the TV Demon's ex sends him a gift to apologize: a night with Vox, Hell's most celebrated porn star. Anthony isn't prepared for what follows.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,593
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1,218
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    Vox, Velvet, and Valentino need someone to rewrite song lyrics for them, and it looks like I volunteered for the dubious honor. I was inspired to create this series by SwampMonster's amazing rearrangement of "We Don't Talk about Bruno" rewritten for Valentino. Each song will have notes before and after it to place it in the context of a story. Some of these stories may be interlinked, and some may be stand-alone. They don't relate to any other HH fics I'm working on at the moment...so far. Stage directions/sound cues will be minimal, but I may include versions with more detailed descriptions and choreography to better create the environment.

    This may also contain some of my original lyrics and songs. And songs for a few other characters, both original and rewritten.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,480
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    219
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    Hastur actually knows what a computer is.
    Crowley doesn’t know that she knows.
    No one wants to hear about Crowley’s latest Deed of the Day.
    Shenanigans ensue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    626
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    96
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    Gabriel is really excited to show off his new eyes! So he invites the only supernatural being who will care about them up to heaven to have a look.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,400
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    616
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    Michael isn't the only archangel with a back channel to hell....

    But Gabriel's is a hell of a lot more fun.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,782
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    372
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    Gabriel has some doubts about his new relationship with the prince of hell. Well, make that a lot of doubts. Is he in her realm as the result of a mutiny in heaven? Has he merely given in to a temptation?

    Or, worse: has she grown tired of him?

    Meanwhile, Beelzebub deals with two unwanted visitors to head office: the very angry archduke of Wrath and the very slimy archduke of Greed.

    (This fic takes place immediately after the events of “Hey Pretty” and won’t make sense if read out of order.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,815
    Chapters:
    9/10
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,123
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    Prequel to "Hey Pretty" (but it doesn't need to be read first). After Ligur returns from the dead (for lack of a better word), Beelzebub sends him and Hastur to bring her the archangel Gabriel--who seems to need a little "convincing" to finally admit to himself that he'd rather serve in hell than lead in heaven. If they're successful, she says she'll reward them with a front-row seat to the show of their wildest dreams.

    And who wouldn't want to see Gabriel humiliated to his heart's delight?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,342
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,164
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    Sandalphon was heaven’s most single-minded and implacable archangel.

    Until the day they realized they couldn’t have the love they sought.

    Hastur was hell’s most insatiable and sadistic duke.

    Until the day her partner died.

    A story about grief, longing, and why having sex against dumpsters isn’t half as bad as it sounds.

    (Please heed the tags. This fic goes to some very dark places in the last few chapters, and deals with suicidal ideation and situational depression, as well as discussions about mortality and death.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,275
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    775
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    Gabriel’s feelings for Beelzebub are often difficult for him to understand. But he knows one thing: angels don’t dance. He's known that since Beelzebub asked him to over two hundred years ago, during a stakeout in Vienna.

    Beelzebub is about to prove him wrong.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    764
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    353
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    Pleased with Beelzebub's work in ensuring that the 1980s will be a decade of greed and pain, Satan creates a new honor for the prince of hell.

    He thinks he's manipulating her.

    He is very, very wrong.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,201
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    385
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    Gabriel wants one thing: for Beelzebub to dominate him. But he refuses to admit it. An angel cannot want such things... can they?

    Beelzebub and her dukes show him just how wrong he is--with a little help from a certain archangel.

    (Please heed the warnings in the tags.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,913
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2,313

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