LazyBaker



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  1. Summary

    Billy gets his shit together. Steve figures some stuff out. They fall in love.

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    Billy is a minotaur. Steve is the god of lightning.

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  3. Summary

    An AU where book!Will finds himself crossing dimensions and landing on tv!Will and Hannibal's front porch.

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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    Neither of them really thought it would work. Monoco had just made a dumb comment about Verso’s feet as he disrobed for sex, and one thing led to another.

    “Oh shit, that worked?” Verso said, lying on his back with his leg outstretched for Monoco to grab. “Huh. How do you feel?”

    Monoco felt — well, he felt a lot.

    Or: Monoco uses a dumb loophole to turn into Verso and then gets fucked in the ass about it.

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    08 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    The view from Kurama's hotel room is incredible, all charcoal-dark skies and stars by the dozens, but the sheer wrongness of it sits uncomfortably in the small of his back, a twist not quite of nausea.

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    03 Sep 2025

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    "So you want me to like, teach you how to fuck a chick. Hands-on."

    "It doesn't have to go that far," Adrian said, and the alcohol must have been hitting him more now because his face was a lot redder than before. "But at my age, people kind of expect you to be good at kissing and I've… never actually done that."

    "I'm gonna teach you," Chris decided aloud, full of resolve. "'Cus I'm your fuckin' friend, and I'm a pussy magnet. And if you can get even half– no– even a one-eighth of what I know, you'll be drowning in pussy, too."

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    Two idiots manipulate themselves into having sex with each other. But not real sex. Because it's just, like, practice.

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    22 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    20 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 56

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    “Well, Rusty, I think we should be best friends.”
    “Okay,” Ruston responded simply, because at their age, it really was that simple.

    Or, 5 times no one understood Rust and Cole's relationship, and one time they themselves finally did.

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    11 Aug 2025