Legally_Obliged
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- Naruto (Anime & Manga) (2)
- Merlin (TV) (2)
- Sally Face (Video Games) (1)
- South Park (1)
- Gotham (TV) (1)
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"Do you...dislike me?" Arthur asked, voice far more vulnerable than Merlin had ever heard it.
"What?" Merlin couldn't hide his amusement, his outburst earning an offended look from Arthur
"I just...you say those things about me. Surely that's a sign of dislike."
Merlin shook his head, catching his breath.
"No, Arthur, I don't dislike you. You'd know that if you weren't--" he gestured to Arthur, the unspoken word being 'stupid.'
Or: A corrective piece on the campfire conversation between Merlin and simpleton Arthur.
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“I’m everything your parents hate. I’m poor, I'm rude, and I take up space. I’m nothing like you white picket fence fucks–no offense.”
Butters blinked at him, brows raised in a perpetual confusion.
“Are you sayin’...you want to be my parent's kid instead?”
Kenny burst out into laughter at the mere suggestion of that.
“Hell no! What I mean is-” he sighed, deciding how he should best explain the genius of this plan to Butters. "Date me."
Or: Kenny pretends to be Butters' boyfriend in a scheme to get the Stotch's to stop grounding him.
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When Travis Phelps fails the latest math test, Mrs. Packerton decides he needs to start taking his grades seriously before he falls behind for graduation. Luckily, straight A student Sal Fisher agrees to be his tutor for the next semester.
Given the chance to account for the animosity he'd created over the last year, the two learn how to understand each other more over algebra equations and quiet conversations.
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Kakashi had spent his entire life trying to determine what made a shinobi noble. And at age 32, he could finally say he'd figured it out.
Or: A collection of Gai teaching Kakashi the ropes of compassion through childhood memories and adventures.
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Because the very being of desire had said so himself, and there was no objection to the only man who could truly judge mortal sin.
Or: Dean contemplates what Famine said during the Valentine episode and holds himself accountable for what's true. He might just happen to gain a little company, in the meantime.
Set during Season 5 Episode 14: My Bloody Valentine
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One Saturday morning, somewhere at the playground, a ball hits the brick wall, bounces back against a boy's head, and then the boy's body hits the ground, motionless.
At any other place, that would be just another emergency, of course. A local case of a local family and local network of relatives and friends and doctors.
In South Park, that is a spark that lands on dry brushwood and old grass. A domino piece that falls on the row of other dominoes. You take it from there.
A boy loses his memory, a town loses its sanity, and Kyle Broflovski cannot make his goddamn mind.
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09 Jan 2026
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They're ten and feelings are difficult.
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07 Jan 2026
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“Well I could help you with all those annoying, grasping patriars you know. If you begged me prettily enough.”
“Astarion not five minutes ago you were telling me of your devious schemes to destroy me, and now you’re offering to be my, what? Personal social coordinator?”
“Oh Wyll, these little chats wouldn’t be any fun at all if I couldn’t keep you guessing."
Wyll Ravengard has a patriar problem; or, Astarion gets a new job, of a sort, and certainly doesn't make any mistakes at all.
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20 Oct 2024
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You Keep Me Crawling by HamartiaGrander for tytoalbatross
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
22 Jul 2024
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They hadn’t gotten along at first, not by any means. But they’d grown more civil, they’d opened up to each other some, and they had more in common than either of them realised. By the time their group of misfits had managed to slay the last of the goblin leaders and grant the tieflings safe passage from the grove, Wyll had assumed - or, perhaps, hoped - that they had buried the prickly hatchet and could at least be good acquaintances, if not friends.
... That was, until the night of the tieflings’ party, when Wyll’s hopes for friendship with Astarion went up in flames.
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Wyll and Astarion express their attractions very differently. As a result, they misinterpret each other quite frequently. Some very frustrating miscommunication ensues.
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29 Sep 2024
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This is Better Than the Two Boats by Brokenpitchpipe
Fandoms: The LEGO Batman Movie (2017), The LEGO Movie (2014), Batman - All Media Types
03 Jul 2024
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Everything should be fine now, except it isn't. Why does Batman still seem to brush Joker off? Why won't he listen to anything Joker says? Why won't he just get that they're supposed to be best enemies now?
Well. Maybe his roommate Bruce Wayne can help.