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“Did you know Wee John Feeney’s a registered minister?” Black Pete asks as they lay tangled together and sated together on the deck of the Revenge.
“Can’t say I did babe.” Lucius curls into his chest.
“Yeah.” Black Pete smiles nervously, tracing the constellations Lucius taught him during their early nights spent sleeping under the stars. “He did weddings over on Saint Kitts for a bit.”
“That’s nice.” His boyfriend hums contentedly.
“Hey, babe? I was wondering…It’s kinda stupid but,” he takes a deep breath, “Is marriage something you’d be into?
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The crew of the Revenge cool off on a hot summer day
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Stede meets Ed by running him over with his car. A meet-cute ensues.
That's it, that's the fic.
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I’ll Sing You Songs Until the Darkness Does Recede by Lemon_lady
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Apr 2022
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He gasps in between his sobs like a man drowning, muttering incoherently as he chokes on his own snot.
Stede is the only word he can make out for certain.
It takes every inch of self-control Izzy has left not to stuff his gloved hand into Ed’s open mouth to see how long that would shut him up.
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The nave is empty, save for three rough-hewn hickory pews, and their fine layers of dust.
The windows are made of sun warped sea glass and whoever whittled the crucifix atop the altar has about as much right to consider himself an artist as Bonnet does to call himself a pirate.
or: Izzy hands goes to confession.
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Dios Apate by dancemusicsexromance for darlingofdots
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
02 Jan 2023
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artwork of jod and his duplicitous sluts (in varying states of sluttery 😳)
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Mulder and Scully come into possession of a flower that Mulder believes works as a potent sexual aphrodisiac, causing anyone who smells it to become feral until they find release. While they are speculating the flower's effects, the seal breaks and they experience just how strong the power of attraction can be.
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Bookmarked by Lemon_lady
05 Nov 2022
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the x-files got me so down bad I'm reading het fanfiction 🫶🫶🫶🫶
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Reddit VS. Lonelyeyes (and other bad decisions) by tickingclockheart
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
16 Jul 2020
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The Magnus Archives, except nobody dies (mostly?), and they all have reddit. It goes about as well as you can expect.
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Posted by u/ebouchard 2 months ago
My husband has embarrassed me at the annual institute holiday party for the last time. I want another divorce.
My husband, soon to be ex-husband if all goes as planned, was leering at an archival assistant the other day. He also had a bit too much to drink, and started talking about various…personal activities that I would’ve preferred be undisclosed. Now, I’ve divorced him before, but this time he seems fit to antagonize me and not sign the papers. Not just that, but he’s also disappeared, which isn’t uncommon but is still frustrating when I’m trying to divorce him. He always gets in a hissy fit when I divorce him, but this time he’s just being petty.
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tl;dr: my husband ran away in an attempt to be petty and now I can’t divorce him. What do I do?
Edit: Please stop making remarks on the healthiness of our relationship. It’s none of your business, and we are perfectly fine.
Edit: We got divorced again since I made the first post.
Edit: We are now remarried again.
Bookmarked by Lemon_lady
28 Oct 2022
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"The Institute serves a being variously known as: The Eye, It Knows You, The Beholding, The Ceaseless Watcher—"
Jon stops the tape. "Thank you, Gertrude. That's more than enough of that."
(Or: Jon finds Gertrude's tape on his first day of work. He doesn't really buy it.)
Bookmarked by Lemon_lady
10 Jul 2022
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5 Times People Bit Jon (And He Enjoyed It) by aunt_zelda
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 May 2020
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“Could you … I mean …” Jon feels heat rising to his face. “Do that again?”
Georgie barks out a laugh, giving him a playful shove. At his expression she stops laughing. “Really?”
“… yeah.” Jon looks down at his arm. The mark is fading fast, it was only a joke after all. He’s been silly.
“Ok. Let’s do this properly then.” Georgie scoots closer to him and takes his face in her hands. “Didn’t think you were the vampire type, Mr. Sims,” she lowers her voice, still teasing, but a little daring now, full of promise.
Bookmarked by Lemon_lady
07 Jul 2022
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Filing this under fics that taught me something about myself.