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Everyone quiets down as Doyoung stands in front of everyone with his back to the TV. No, wait. Not in front of everyone. In front of Jaehyun. How did he not notice until now that everyone seems to be angled to watch him and not the screen? He must have been too busy thinking about Johnny being married. Johnny would be so good at marriage. He is the sweetest person Jaehyun knows.
“So Jaehyunie, I’m sure you have figured out by now that we aren’t here to watch some movies.” Doyoung starts taking away Jaehyun's last bit of hope and replacing it with dread with each word. “Do you know why we’re here?”
Well if it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and talks like a duck, then it must be a duck. Still, Jaehyun can’t help but bet on goose instead. “No idea.” He lies with a smile, causing Doyoung to sigh in fond frustration.
“Exhibit A,” Doyoung says before picking up the TV remote.
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If Jaehyun had a nickel every time one of his friends staged an intervention over Johnny’s feelings for him then he would have one nickel, which is somehow simultaneously a fortune and next to nothing considering that it has been roughly 9 years, 5 months, 1 week, and 2 days…
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The Summer of Wake Up Calls by LimaBeanie
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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“Do you know what time it is?” Ilya turns the phone to him to show him that it’s a little after twelve in the morning.
“Papa, you know I can’t read.” Dmitri says, starting to get annoyed, and Ilya can’t help but be a little amused at the way he doesn’t bother looking at the phone.
“It’s midnight.”
“I can’t sleep. Let’s chat.” His son says it again, more firmly, and switches back to English.Three times Ilya is woken up by his son and the one time Shane is woken up instead.
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So what if Johnny has a crush on Jaehyun? Having feelings for your own boyfriend is not a crime, regardless of the circumstances. Ten is still Johnny’s soulmate. His endgame. They are going to get back together. One day when they are old and grey, they’ll be sitting in their rocking chairs reminiscing about the old days, and they will talk about the year they dated other people and laugh.
Johnny once mentioned that rain always made him think of Jaehyun. Now rain always makes him think of Johnny. Jaehyun cannot help but be obsessed with that knowledge. When does Taeyong think of him? He would sell his soul to know.
(Or: they say that the best way to get over someone is to get under someone new. It’s also a great way for Johnny and Jaehyun to get their exes back… At least they hope so.)
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Johnny has exactly two rules that he is determined to follow until his dying breath.
One: NEVER fall in love with straight boys.
Two: See Rule OneNow if only Ten were as smart as Johnny was, then he wouldn't be wine-drunk on Johnny's living room floor, moping about Qian Kun.
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Johnny has changed a lot since moving away when he was a kid. That is a given. Now he's back, and he expected some things to be different and thought that he was prepared for them all. But apparently Johnny is an idiot because why the hell is that kid that used to follow him and his friends around back in the day a grown-ass man now? And why is he the most gorgeous person Johnny has ever seen? Also, when did Doyoung get so scary?
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Ten sorts his shit out, Johnny is disgusted, Jaehyun pines in secret and Yumark are forever a mess but it’s better this way.
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- Part 2 of JohnJae are Too Scared
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Johnny is a singer-songwriter finally close to finishing his first album. Ten is roommate and everyone is a little in love with him. Johnny is at an LA house party with Ten, trying to feel like himself again when spots the most beautiful man that he has ever seen.
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- Part 1 of JohnJae are Too Scared
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Eddie Kaspbrak Married His Mom by LimaBeanie
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
22 Apr 2022
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“Wait a minute. At what point did we establish that Richie had a crush on me?” Eddie says, looking like he’s moments away from rushing to the nearest pharmacy for a new asthma pump.
“Where have you been this entire time?” Stan asks Eddie patronisingly, as if it should be obvious to Eddie that Richie saying that he likes guys, is just code for Richie liking just one guy in particular. “Just because Richie is gay or whatever doesn’t automatically mean that he had a thing for me when we were kids! Open your fucking mind Stan!” Eddie rants, no longer looking like he’s on the verge of a panic attack, as he embraces righteous anger instead.
Beverly, who had been quiet this entire time, chooses that moment to wrap Eddie up in her arms, and lay his head an her chest to stroke his hair as if she was calming an angry kitten. “Oh sweetie.” She coos, determined to protect him at all costs.
“Why are you so cute???”OR
Richie comes out to The Losers Club and Stan wins $5. Eddie is not amused.
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“Whenever Mark thinks about Yuta, he has a bit of an outer body experience. Even though he’s pretty sure that the memories are his own and that they are in fact memories and not a figment of his imagination, he sees that semester with Yuta as a bystander. As if he is standing on the outside of himself watching his 13 year old disaster self malfunction at a question that he’s heard about a thousand times before.”
It’s been about a decade but sometimes Mark still thinks about Yuta.
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While Yifan was busy getting teased, Junmyeon was busy growing up and pining.
Can be read as a stand-alone if you really want but better read AFTER When I Grow Up
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- Part 3 of When I Grow Up
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It’s easy to forget that other people are growing up as well, especially when it’s not with you. At least that is the conclusion that Kris comes to when, instead of the bratty kid brother of his childhood best friend, Kris finds a grown man. Not just any man but a total babe.
Kris.exe has stopped working
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“So you know that thing we do where you’ve been in love with me since freshman year but we pretend that I don’t know about it?” Junmyeon asked as he walked into Yifan’s apartment like he owned the place without so much as a ‘Hello Yifan, you should sit down because I’m about to say some shit that’s going to fuck you up.’
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Remember that time when Yifan was seven, saw Junmyeon for the first time and immediately told his mother that he wanted to “marry the angel on the swings” when he grew up? Tao does and he will never let him forget it.
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This is a rough and incomplete version of the story. Part 2 is the final version so you can skip this part.
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- Part 1 of When I Grow Up
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Remember that time when Yifan was seven, saw Junmyeon for the first time and immediately told his mother that he wanted to “marry the angel on the swings” when he grew up? Tao does and he will never let him forget it.
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You don’t have to read part 1. This is just the completed version of part 1.
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- Part 2 of When I Grow Up
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Spoiler Alert: It wasn’t
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- Part 5 of This Was Not Supposed To Happen
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Kyungsoo is the only person that Junmyeon loves and trusts. by LimaBeanie
Fandoms: EXO (Band)
18 Jun 2020
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Now that Krisho is official the next hurdle to get over is dealing with all the shit their friend’s have for them.
Alternatively titled Krisho Vs. The Platonic Relationships
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- Part 4 of This Was Not Supposed To Happen
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The morning after Junmyeon claims Yifan as his own, he wakes up in his apartment alone and with a raging hangover. He’s calm for about 10 seconds before he hears someone in his apartment on the phone speaking in Cantonese. Anxiety is coming for him today
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- Part 3 of This Was Not Supposed To Happen
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Junmyeon is in need of new friends. His current ones are bullies. Every single one of them.
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The aftermath of Kris really needs to change his notification settings from Suho’s side.
Edited: 13 July 2020
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- Part 2 of This Was Not Supposed To Happen
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It isn’t a secret that Suho, famous Korean solo artist is not very fond of Kris Wu, even though they’ve never really met. Kris is not phased though, in fact he finds it funny more than anything. So when Kris’ phone blows up with fans tagging him in a Suho livestream he watches amused wondering what the fellow artist has to say about him this time. Needless to say it was not what he was expecting.
Edited 09 July 2020
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- Part 1 of This Was Not Supposed To Happen
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“I love you too.” Sehun says randomly, letting Suho lead him into the restaurant ten minutes later. “I didn’t say anything.” Suho points out amused. “I already know that you love me the most.” Sehun says and Suho wishes that he could be half as confident as him but still manage to come off as charming.
It’s been years and so Suho likes to tell Minseok that he probably wouldn’t recognise Kris if he saw him on the street, on the extremely rare occasions his ex comes up in conversations. But at the end of the day part of Suho knows that he’ll never love Sehun the way that he loved Kris. That he’ll never love anyone as much as he loved Kris. He’s not 19 anymore. He only has so much heart left to give. But Sehun does not need to know that. Kris was a past life.
In 2010 Kris moves back to Canada leaving Suho behind with a promise that he’ll back. At first Suho waited but at some point he needed to stop holding his breath.
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- English
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- Kudos:
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