Lisa_289



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    “Jesus Christ,” Lando whispered. “I just told Max Verstappen to fuck off. On camera. In a wedding skirt. To protect my—” He froze, gesturing helplessly at the Aussie still watching him with infuriating calm. “—my husband.”

    Oscar raised a single eyebrow. He looked about as hungover as Lando felt, but there was a wry tilt to his mouth.

    “Well,” he said flatly. “At least you were committed.”

     

    Alternatively:
    Lando Norris went to Vegas to celebrate taking the lead in the WDC. He left with a hangover, a husband, and a skirt.
    It's not a PR nightmare if you never sober up.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Lando attaches the blushy, pouty photo and sends it, then locks his phone and drops it onto the carpet beside him, staring up at the ceiling.

    There’s a pause, stretching suspiciously long.

    A faint click echoes through the call. Mute. Then unmute again.

    “Sorry,” OP says when he comes back, his voice rougher now. “Thought someone was at the door.”

    Or: Lando loses an F1 championship and signs up for a charity Minecraft speedrunning tournament to cope with his existential crisis. Turns out his coach, faceless speedrunning champion OP81, might be a bit of a fanboy.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    28 Jun 2026

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    “There’s more to driving than just keeping the car on track,” Lando says. “Sometimes we know things you don't.”

    “Like what?” Oscar asks, as if he can’t actually believe there might be something Lando knows that he doesn’t

    “Like how the track feels or the tyres or if the suspension starts to feel off?” Lando lists off. “Or we can see what some of the other cars are doing that the cameras don’t pick up. We can help make decisions that you can’t see. Because we feel them. Before your little computer does.”

    “If that’s true,” Oscar starts, drawing out the words in that stupid Australian accent of his. “Then why are you always asking Will for help on the radio?”

    Lando’s actually speechless for a moment.

    Fuck this guy, Lando thinks, glaring at Oscar.

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    Lando's the reigning world champion. Oscar's his new race engineer. They do not work together well. But they have one goal. Make Lando a back-to-back World Champion.

    Cue teambuilding, radio fights, Lando and Daniel fighting for the title and Oscar and Lando learning to be a team.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Lando has a type.

    Hot nerds.

    The kind with nice biceps and way too much brain for their own good.
    And somehow, he ended up with two.

    One he talks to every day.
    One he’s never talked to. Not even once.
    (Mostly because he’d probably make a complete idiot of himself. Not the subject, thank you very much)

    And, really, it would be much easier if they were the same person.

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    OR :
    Lando needs help with his math homework and ends up asking a random nerd on Reddit, who has been hopelessly into him for months.

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    24 Jun 2026