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When the Ministry of Magic and T.R.O.L.L. strike a brand new alliance, Minister for Magic Hermione Granger finds herself leading by example - with the wizarding world's most dedicated new employee now in charge of her personal protection.
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- Part 2 of Fests, Challenges, and Other Fun
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12 Nov 2025
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She started her day hoping to apprehend a criminal, and now, well now, she’s feeling slightly dumbfounded by the way this tableau of domesticity is affecting her.
There is so much she is actively trying to process; she doesn’t realize she’s stepped too far out into the road. She’s nearly in the middle of it, watching Draco Malfoy embrace his son.
He puts the boy down, noticing her presence in the street.
“Hello, Granger.”
All she can say back is, “Hello.”
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Hermione Granger is the Head Unspeakable for the Department of Mysteries. While investigating the disappearance of a priceless artefact she encounters her prime suspect: Draco Malfoy.
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22 Oct 2025
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On Wednesday, October 15th, at exactly twelve minutes past seven in the evening, Hermione Granger died.
On that same Wednesday, October 15th, at exactly twelve minutes past seven in the evening, Theodore Nott was pronounced dead after being discovered on the floor of his potions shop.
Two minutes later, at fourteen minutes past seven, the diagnostic above Hermione Granger’s head detected a heartbeat, while the one above Theodore Nott remained silent.
So why, when she opened her eyes, did she find him glaring at her? How was she going to get rid of him? And, most curiously of all, how did Draco Malfoy become the only person she trusted to help her figure it out?
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- English
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- 152,280
- Chapters:
- 30/30
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- 5
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- 3,104
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27 Sep 2025
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The Proposal by augustaoctavia for Pensieve_Podfics
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Jan 2026
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Upon learning about an upcoming couples-only work retreat, Hermione Granger happily announces to her rival coworker and the Minister of Magic that she is engaged to be married.
Unfortunately, Hermione is *not* engaged. In fact, she is incredibly and painfully single. Recklessly, Hermione doubles down on the lie and decides to hire someone to pretend to be her fiancé for the next three months.
Enter Draco Malfoy—a man more perfect for the role than she could have ever anticipated.
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- English
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- 79,850
- Chapters:
- 18/30
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25 Sep 2025
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The pureblood courting season is here. But when the Ministry decides to allow muggleborns to participate, the extravagant festivities morph into a dangerous affair. Despite their mutual loathing, the Head Boy and Girl are forced to cooperate in an increasingly elaborate charade.
An aged-up Hogwarts AU where Voldemort was defeated at the end of the Triwizard Tournament, featuring courtship rituals, sinister secrets, and sworn enemies who might become so much more...
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- English
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- 79,676
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- 16/82
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24 Sep 2025
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In search of distraction from the memories of the past, Malfoy moves to Bulgaria after the war and puts his combat skills to use as a private security officer.
He starts a job protecting Viktor Krum’s household as the Quidditch World Cup looms. It is a surprise—and perhaps too much of a distraction—when Malfoy learns that Krum’s lovely, neglected trophy fiancée is none other than Hermione Granger.
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25 Jul 2025
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Bulma Briefs loved exactly two things about hosting Capsule Confessions: the gift of being able to truly help others, and the comforting illusion that she had her life perfectly together.
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- Part 1 of CapsuleFM Chronicles
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23 Jul 2025
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When new student, Vegeta, turns up at her school, Bulma finds herself befriending him after her love life goes to hell. Her 'perfect' life is about to be shaken by his turbulent past. But what's a girl to do when she falls for the wrong guy? No 'saiyans', 'ki', or magic balls here, but this isn't your average highschoolAU. Early chapters are mild (teen rated) but mature sexual content will appear in later chapters. (CHAPTERS NOW EDITED TO HAVE FANART, YOOS)
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- Part 1 of Friends
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- English
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- 151,711
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- 30/30
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09 Jul 2025
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They say it takes a village to raise a child.
When Andromeda Tonks dies unexpectedly, Draco Malfoy is called to join the village banding together to raise young Teddy Lupin. Somewhere along the way, he finds himself Board Chair of Hermione Granger's Bleeding Heart Anti-Profit for the Welfare of the Disadvantaged—or whatever it is she calls it.
Post-war, slow-burn Draco Malfoy redemption arc with a full cast of your favorite Gryffindors and Slytherins.
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- English
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- 197,958
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- 33/33
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23 Jun 2025
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Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by rizzlewrites
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2022
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After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain. (Alternate ending: 'La Vie En Rose', Audiobook by ETL.Echo.Audiobooks).
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- English
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- 356,114
- Chapters:
- 84/84
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06 Jun 2025
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After a terrible week in which Crookshanks died and Ron left her via four words on a scrap of parchment, 30-year-old Hermione is forced to take a leave of absence from work. Unfortunately, it quickly becomes clear her job was the last thing keeping her sane.
When she finds out Harry is investigating the unexplained disappearance of Draco Malfoy—now an Unspeakable in the Department of Mysteries—she finally has a problem to solve. The case sucks her in in more ways than one, and she finds herself tangling with a powerful magical object, as well as Draco's weird and wonderful subconscious.
tl;dr Hermione gathers extensive material for an inevitable 'Am I the Asshole?' post
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- 153,536
- Chapters:
- 44/44
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- 6
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- 2,288
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25 May 2025
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Draco awakens in the aftermath of a terrible battle with a purring cat on his chest. He takes the squash-faced beast home to the Manor with him, and they quickly form an unlikely bond.
Yes, he realises it’s Hermione Granger’s cat.
And no, he’s not giving him back.
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- 15,174
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- 1/1
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23 Apr 2025
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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- English
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- 195,969
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- 21/21
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- 7,360
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11 Mar 2025
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Love Letters by nootnoot345
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
10 Jan 2025
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Bakugou learns to write love letters.
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- Part 14 of Nootnoot Tweetweet
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11 Jan 2025
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“You’re the fucking Golden Girl,” he snarled, his temper sudden and overwhelming. Her eyes went wide. “I’m nothing.”
He choked out a gasp, pressing a palm to his sternum like the words had hurt to verbalize. She wanted to copy the motion – to her own chest or his, she wasn’t sure – but the abject despair in his expression froze her.
“Oh, Draco—” she began, tone sympathetic, and he flinched.
“Don’t.” His jaw tightened. “I mean it, Granger. Leave it alone.”
She wouldn’t. Had never been able to.
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Or, where Draco isn’t doing well and Hermione notices, so follows him up to the Astronomy tower one night.
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09 Jan 2025
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Of her lover’s many faults and arguable virtues, he's never late. So when 8 o’clock runs into 10, 12 ticks into 2, and Hermione's third note of rationally tempered concern flies unanswered back to sender, she panics.
“He's probably sick,” says Harry. “You both work in a hospital. The place where diseases live.”
“When has he ever,” says Hermione, “failed to advertise a twinge?”
Outside the Malfoy Manor gates, the grass is green.
Inside the fence—
“Go home,” says Harry gravely.
“Go to hell,” Hermione replies.
And because that is that, they plod up the drive and strain open the door to a landscape of ominous white.
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08 Jan 2025
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To be loved is to be known.
And there is nothing more alluring to Hermione Granger than the unknown.
A reintroduction beginning in eighth year and continuing into adulthood, told through a series of standout moments, stemming from the most unlikely of bonds.
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- English
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- 51,289
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- 4/4
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- 835
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04 Jan 2025
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“Still using caffeine to bribe the local business owners into liking you?”
“Doing my best.” He held up his copy of the card. “Has any person ever looked less happy about Christmas than this man? His idea of nice decorations is probably a fake tree and some dusty plastic garland.”
“I opened Crooks’ Book Nook four years ago, and in all that time the DABA hasn’t done anything except collect annual dues and turn down permit applications for new benches. I almost don’t want to participate, just on principle, but that’s a lot of money.”
“If you ask nicely, I’ll share some of it when I win,” said Malfoy as he turned to leave. Hermione shot two fingers at his back.or: Hermione and Draco decorate competitively.
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01 Jan 2025
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When Nimbus Racing Broom Company is unexpectedly acquired, Hermione Granger isn’t surprised to have kept her position. After all, she’s Top Flight’s first female Pilot. Responsible for setting a Flyer’s race strategy, this highly scrutinised position is everything Hermione’s been working towards. There’s just one problem: she’s been paired with the Team Owner’s irascible and arrogant son.
Desperate to prove himself to his father and the world, Draco Malfoy will do anything to win. The first steps on his path to victory? Get rid of his stubborn rookie Pilot and take his destiny into his own hands.
But as the pressure to win grows with every race, Hermione and Draco must find a way to work together, even if it takes the entire season. The championship is on the line, and neither can make history alone.
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17 Dec 2024
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Shag Lists, Wish Lists and Other Miracles by greenflowerpot
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Dec 2024
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Hermione Granger joins the Ministry after a year abroad. Draco Malfoy becomes her friend, then she learns something about him that makes her not want to be his friend, then she plans an office Christmas party.
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OR: Draco Malfoy, reformed rake simp, holiday edition
- Language:
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- Words:
- 4,963
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- 1/1
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03 Dec 2024