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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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04 Sep 2026
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Draco Malfoy & the mortifying ordeal of being in love
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Hermione makes a teensy, catastrophic coding error that leads her directly to Draco and the inappropriate use of a spreadsheet
“You apparated right out of the stall at the Three Broomsticks, so I was not expecting to hear from you again. Now, I’m curious how you ended up in this little conundrum.”
He grinned like it was the best thing to happen to him all year.
"It's a spreadsheet," she blurted, dissociating to avoid the churn of embarrassment in her gut. "A tracking system with an integrated OwlText system."
Draco blinked rapidly then his mouth curved into a disbelieving grin.
"Granger," he said slowly, coming to the conclusion at the same time the words left his mouth, "---are you telling me you've kept a record of every man you've slept with... so you can send booty calls more efficiently?"
Reductive, but accurate.
"There was a coding error... Malfoy, you were not supposed to receive that message."
"But I did. So, where do I rank?"
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- Part 2 of SaaS: Software as (a) Smut
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25 Aug 2026
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Freak in the spreadsheets
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All Roads Lead to Hogwarts, Except Maybe These Ones by goosegirl1618 for emeraldsinthedark
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2026
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To help heal the wounds left by the war, Hogwarts introduces a mandatory Eighth Year, throwing former rivals together in the name of rebuilding and learning to look past their differences.
But before they even get to the castle, they have to survive a cross-country road trip in a muggle van with a group of students most of them would rather never see again.
With a van full of secrets, questionable charmwork, and a group of Gryffindors and Slytherins who swear they hate each other, getting to Hogwarts may prove far more difficult than graduating from it.
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How to lose Draco Malfoy in ten days by Quellas for CopperyHeart
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Nov 2025
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Ginny Weasley would do anything to write about women in Quidditch… including dating Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy would do anything for a new sponsor for his Quidditch team… including dating Ginny Weasley.
One bet and ten days to change their lives.
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Hermione Granger and Viktor Krum were the Wizarding World's it couple, until a shocking betrayal tore them apart and left Hermione searching for somewhere new to live. Before she can truly spiral about finding a flat (all while dodging Rita Skeeter's never-ending Daily Prophet headlines), Theo Nott, fellow Unspeakable, offers her a room in the most perfect "sun-soaked and beige-y" London townhome.
The only catch? He shares it with Blaise Zabini and Draco bloody Malfoy.
What's the Golden Girl to do when her love life's in tatters and her new flatmates are a pack of snakes? Become a New Witch, of course ;)
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- Part 2 of Who's That Witch? It's Hermione!
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07 May 2025