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Resignado a participar a la fuerza en el estúpido intercambio, Kyle mira el cuenco, cierto recelo brillando en sus ojos al notar que quedan pocos papelitos por lo que las posibilidades son limitadas. Rogando que le toque alguien fácil de regalar o, al menos, a quién conozca más allá de un saludo cordial en los pasillos, mete la mano en el cuenco tomando uno de los papeles. Satisfecha, la mujer sigue su camino para repartir los que quedan, y él mira el papel en su mano con una sensación repentina de fatalidad, lo que no tiene mucho sentido porque ¿qué tan malo podía ser?
Al desdoblar el papel se da cuenta que la respuesta es que puede ser muy, muy, muy malo. Escrito en la letra cursiva de la profesora, demasiado elegante en su opinión por ser de quién se trata, lee el nombre de Eric T. Cartman.
—Me tienes que estar jodiendo —masculla entre dientes, dejando caer la cabeza contra su pupitre, golpeando suavemente su frente.
Un simple intercambio de San Valentín, ¿qué podría salir mal?
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Kyman Valentine Week 2025
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- Part 5 of Kyman Valentine Week 2025
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Resigned to being forced into this stupid exchange, Kyle eyes the bowl, a hint of reluctance in his gaze as he notices only a few slips remain, meaning his options are limited. Praying that he gets someone easy, or at the very least, someone he knows beyond just a casual hallway greeting, he reaches into the bowl and pulls out a paper. Satisfied, the teacher moves on to distribute the remaining slips, while he stares at the paper in his hand, an unexpected sense of doom settling over him. Which doesn’t make much sense because how bad could it really be?
As he unfolds the paper, he realizes the answer is: very, very, very bad. Written in the teacher’s overly elegant cursive, too fancy, in his opinion, considering whose name is written in it: Eric T. Cartman.
“You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me,” he mutters under his breath, dropping his head onto his desk with a soft thud.
A simple Valentine's Day exchange, what could go wrong?
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Kyman Valentine Week 2025
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- Part 6 of Kyman Valentine Week 2025
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what the hell had he done to deserve witnessing this bizarre mating ritual between these two? Scratch that, what had he done to deserve seeing his best friend, his almost-brother, openly flirt with the biggest asshole in the city, if not the entire country?
“Please, someone kill me,” Stan muttered under his breath, sinking further into the couch as he watched the lovebirds lean closer, their cheeks brushing slightly.
“How much do you wanna bet they’ll forget we’re here and start making out?” Kenny asked mockingly
Stan is done, is a quiet night too much to ask for? When it comes to Kyle and Cartman, apparently it is.
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Kyman Valentine Week 2025
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- Part 4 of Kyman Valentine Week 2025
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¿qué pecado cometió para tener que presenciar el extraño ritual de cortejo de estos dos? Olvida eso, ¿qué pecado cometió para ser testigo de como su mejor amigo, casi hermano, coquetea descaradamente con el hijo de puta más grande de la ciudad, sino que del país entero?
—Por favor, alguien máteme —murmura entre dientes reclinándose en el sofá, viendo como los tortolos se inclinan más contra el otro, sus mejillas rozándose ligeramente.
—¿Cuánto a qué terminan olvidándose de que estamos aquí y terminan besuqueándose? —pregunta Kenny en un tono burlón
Stan está cansado, ¿es una noche tranquila demasiado pedir? Cuando se trata de Kyle y Cartman, aparentemente lo es.
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Kyman Valentine Week 2025
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- Part 3 of Kyman Valentine Week 2025
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Kenny’s mistake of saying that out loud, especially since the object of his sentence is present in the same room. Cartman’s mistake, however, is not denying it immediately or pulling away with an offended or disgusted gesture, as Kenny expected him to do. That, in Kenny’s opinion, is a fatal mistake.
The thing about secrets is that they’re easy to hide… but not impossible to discover.
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Kyman Valentine Week 2025
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- Part 2 of Kyman Valentine Week 2025
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Kenny comete el error de hacer esa declaración en alto, especialmente porque el objeto B de su oración está presente en la misma habitación. El error de Cartman, sin embargo, es no negarlo de inmediato, o apartarse con un gesto ofendido o de asco, como Kenny esperaba que hiciera. Eso, en su opinión, es un error fatal.
Una cosa importante sobre los secretos es que son fáciles de ocultar... pero no imposibles de descubrir.
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Kyman Valentine Week 2025
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- Part 1 of Kyman Valentine Week 2025
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Jealousy every time Cartman took Princess Kenny’s bare hand without a second thought and overlooked his when he offered it. Jealousy of how, in his own way, he congratulated Paladin Butters with a strong slap on his exposed shoulders. Even Ranger Marshwalker received the same friendly treatment the last time they saw each other, getting a firm handshake from the Grand Wizard—yet now, suddenly, he’s not worthy of it?
The High Elf King has a tiny revelation about the Grand Wizard King
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But now isn’t the time to think about that. He has unfinished business with Cartman, and the slow-burning anger inside him is enough to ignore the cold biting at his bare feet. That’s what he gets for letting himself be sweet-talked, he thinks bitterly, cursing him under his breath.
Kyle wakes from a dream, that feels more like a nightmare, and he's convinced that Cartman has something to do with it.
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Panic surges, and Eric quickly replays the events of the past few days, weeks, fuck, even months, trying to figure out if he’s done something that might warrant a breakup. But Kyle can’t be planning to leave him, right? He can’t leave him.
Eric and Kyle share an important new. Things my not be as they seems.
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AO3 Favorite Tags Bingo 2024
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To hell with all the positive thoughts he’d been having about the man in front of him just seconds before. Without a doubt, he hates him with all his might.
The tulips, bluebells, and anemones that choose that exact moment to sprout on his crown express the complete opposite. Traitors.The High Elf King has flowers that, constantly, hang of his hair. The Grand Wizard King tries to find out what they could mean, discovering that it could be that the Elf King may or may not die. The idea doesn't sit him well. Maybe is the High Elf King's oportunity to explain the situation.
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“That depends. What are you willing to sacrifice for your friend?”
What is he willing to sacrifice?
The answer hits him like a punch that knocks the air from his lungs. Or maybe it’s always been there, deep in his subconscious, waiting for someone to ask the right question.
“Anything,” he responds, nearly breathless, leaning on his staff to support himself as his knees weaken.
“Anything?” The Guardian’s eyes gleam with something resembling excitement. Something that is unmistakably malice.
“Anything,” he confirms with more conviction
Whumptober 2024, Prompt No. 7
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—Eso depende, ¿qué estás dispuesto a sacrificar por tú amigo?
¿Qué está dispuesto a sacrificar?
La respuesta llega a él como un golpe que le quita el aliento. O tal vez siempre ha estado ahí, en lo profundo de su subconsciente esperando a que alguien hiciera la pregunta correcta.
—Lo que sea —responde casi sin aliento, apoyando su bastón en el suelo para poder sostenerse cuando sus rodillas fallan.
—¿Lo que sea? —los ojos del Guardián brillan, con algo parecido a emoción. Con algo que, sin duda alguna, es malicia.
—Lo que sea —confirma con más firmeza
Whumptober 2024, Prompt No. 7
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If only there was a way to reverse things. To go back and prevent this disaster.
If there was a way to prevent it, what wouldn't he give to make things right?
Whumptober 2024, No. 3 + Alt Prompt
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Si tan solo hubiera forma de revertir las cosas. De volver atrás y evitar este desastre.
Si hubiera una forma de impedirlo, ¿qué no daría para arreglar las cosas?
Whumptober 2024, Prompt No. 3 + Prompt Alternativo
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"Oh sha, ya right. Where's my manners? I'm givin' nothin' but a bad impression." The woman stood up, smoothing her skirt before holding the edges and bowing slightly in a short curtsy. "Orélie Broussard, a true pleasure meetin' the Princess of Hell and her charmin' bele." She said the latter with a widening smile which Vaggie noticed, with a shiver, had never left her face, revealing a long row of sharp teeth that contrasted terrifyingly with her sheep-like features.
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Weeks after the battle against Adam and his exorcists angels, the Hazbin Hotel's crew get an... interesting visitor.
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El conejo de Wei Wuxian by LunaIssabella
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
20 Apr 2020
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Si alguien alguna vez le preguntaba a Lan Wangji, y no que alguien realmente lo fuera a hacer, todo era culpa de Jiang Wanyin.
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- Part 20 of WangXian Week 2020
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Todavía es un Jiang by LunaIssabella
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
20 Apr 2020
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[...] Curioso alarga su mano libre tomando una trenza que cuelga de la cola alta del peinado de Wei Wuxian, ladea la cabeza tratando de recordar si alguna vez había visto a su esposo portar una trenza tan intrincada que, además, se le hace vagamente familiar. [...]
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- Part 19 of WangXian Week 2020
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His voice by LunaIssabella
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
19 Apr 2020
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La primera vez que Lan Wangji escuchó la voz de su Alma Gemela tenía siete años [...] Su Alma Gemela hablaba demasiado, durante todo el día y empezó a odiar su voz [...]
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- Part 18 of WangXian Week 2020
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El esposo de Su Excelencia by LunaIssabella
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
19 Apr 2020
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[...] La desilusión no le dura mucho cuando siente el brazo de Lan Wangji rodear su cintura pegándolo a su costado, su mano sosteniendo su cadera con suavidad, pero con un aire totalmente posesivo en el simple gesto. Decir que está sorprendido es quedarse corto [...]
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- Part 17 of WangXian Week 2020
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Everyday is… everyday? by LunaIssabella
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
19 Apr 2020
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Wei Wuxian y Lan Wangji no solían discutir con frecuencia, de hecho, es tan raro que lo hagan, [...] que llegaban a ser melosamente repulsivos para el resto del mundo de la cultivación, palabras de Jiang Wanyin. [...]
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- Part 16 of WangXian Week 2020