16 Works by Lynsburner
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Through Water From the Bottom of a Pool by Lynsburner
Fandoms: Andrew Hozier-Byrne (Musician)
25 Mar 2026
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Andrew catches you with your shirt riding up, donning an expression you initially interpret as negative. When he invites you to a pool party, you have no excuse but to attend, unaware that it's a ruse to get you alone.
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You've been friends with Andrew longer than you can remember. After helping him pick up the pieces after another breakup, you confess and act on your feelings for each other, only for it to lead to a messy morning after.
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To Kiss The Skin That Crawls From You by Lynsburner
Fandoms: Andrew Hozier-Byrne (Musician)
30 Jan 2026
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You overhear him mumbling to himself as he gets dressed about how tight his pants have gotten, scared he’s said it just loud enough on purpose, in order to lay the seeds for how much he fears a body like yours.
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Does it Feel Alright to Not Know Me? by Lynsburner
Fandoms: Andrew Hozier-Byrne (Musician), I Look in People's Windows - Taylor Swift (Song)
10 Jan 2026
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Andrew sees a familiar face, for better or for worse.
Inspired by the song "I Look in People's Windows" by Taylor Swift
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Just the Act of Makin' Noise that Brought You Joy by Lynsburner
Fandoms: Andrew Hozier-Byrne (Musician)
22 Dec 2025
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Time for your office’s annual holiday party! For the first time since you were hired, they’re allowing employees to bring plus-ones. Time to introduce your coworkers to that guy who you have a picture of above your desk! And, who knows? Maybe you’ll have some time to give him a private tour of your office?
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But I’m Flying Like A Bird To You Now by Lynsburner
Fandoms: Andrew Hozier-Byrne (Musician)
31 Oct 2025
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With a coven disbanded, your witchy ways have taken you to a new home, filled with faces both friendly and familiar in a way you can’t seem to place. When you suspect someone has put a love spell on the guy your new friends are trying to set you up with, you find yourself wrapped up in a torrid affair between your coven’s head and a famous musician named Andrew. A tale of love, lust, and a bit of magic, who will his heart choose?
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The Devil's in the Details, But You Got a Friend In Me by Lynsburner
Fandoms: Andrew Hozier-Byrne (Musician)
10 Oct 2025
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Every 365 loops seemed to have their own theme.
A series of one-shots that exist in “I’d Tell Them Put Me Back in It” universe, and maybe a few that exist in others.
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- Part 2 of Our Coming-of-Age has Come and Gone
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After a sudden brush with death, you find yourself stuck in a time loop, reliving one of the most stressful days at work. The only other person trapped with you? Your firm’s current client, Andrew Hozier-Byrne, who’s repeating what should be a career-high day after the release of his latest album, that is actually nothing short of a nightmare.
Go along with them on their journey as they try to get out of this cycle, all the while they just happen to fall in love along the way.
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- Part 1 of Our Coming-of-Age has Come and Gone
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You trust him, you really do, but you can’t help but think you’re actually not the exception to the rule. Your mind was constantly coming up with scenarios of how the metaphorical shoe was going to metaphorically drop, but then a text would come through to quell your thoughts.
It's finally time to visit Andrew on tour after months of being apart. This time, though, he’s got a secret he’s been keeping from everyone around him… you.
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- Part 2 of Glorious Happenings of Happenstance
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With Clara out of town, you decide it’s time to step it up and throw the annual Christmas party, much to Andrew's annoyance and totally not fueled by pure spite of seeing your old friends carry on traditions without you. There’s no way tonight could possibly go wrong!
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- Part 2 of Hell is a Talking Type
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All Along, Love, It Was You All The Way Down by Lynsburner
Fandoms: Andrew Hozier-Byrne (Musician)
13 Nov 2023
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You’re not mad. You can’t be mad. He was never yours. People aren’t people’s, that’s barbaric.
“I’m sorry,” you whisper. You don’t know what else to say. Heck, what does one even say when they’ve ruined a romantic and platonic relationship all in one go?
“Don’t be.”
Years of making sure he initiated every phone call so you could confirm you weren’t bothering him. Years of tricking yourself into thinking that first night was a fluke. Years of catching yourself smiling at your phone and then immediately feeling pathetic, all lead to this.
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- Part 1 of Glorious Happenings of Happenstance
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“We need to talk.”
Andrew makes a decision, with or without you, and a person who should feel like home invokes anything but.
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Desperate for a fresh start, you pack your life up for a new job across the Atlantic, quickly settling into your new surroundings by making friends at your co-worker’s Friday night get-togethers. Well, it was easy, until you met Andrew. Despite being known for bringing the party down, you can’t help striking up a conversation with him when you catch him alone, smoking with a sullen expression, in an attempt to turn that frown upside down. You’ll be friends in no time! Best friends, even!
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- Part 1 of Hell is a Talking Type
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I'll Be Your Man If You've Got Love to Get Done by Lynsburner
Fandoms: Andrew Hozier-Byrne (Musician)
20 Jun 2023
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“I’m going to make it up to you.” For a lifetime, he wants to say. He’ll tell you soon enough.
Hitting a wall after months on the road, it's time to surprise Andrew with a well-needed vacation. Turns out he also has a surprise in store for you, one involving the future for you both.
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- Part 3 of I'll Crawl Home to Her
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Grievances Raised, and That Kind of Love by Lynsburner
Fandoms: Andrew Hozier-Byrne (Musician), Dinner & Diatribes - Hozier (Song)
04 Feb 2022
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“You know, I haven’t gotten this much attention in a long time. From... other people, you know?” Andrew sits up, a bashful look on his face, embarrassed to admit it in fear he comes across anything less than vain. Hand behind his head, his eyes search for anywhere that isn’t your face, “Not even when I was single...”
It's not fun dating someone who everyone deems out of your league, especially when you feel like you have to constantly prove that you deserve a metaphorical seat at this metaphorical table. Sure, it felt good the first time, almost powerful, (and, he would shockingly admit, sexy) but when it happens like clockwork, it gets old real fast, the gears so meticulously placed grinding against each other haphazardly.
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- Part 2 of I'll Crawl Home to Her
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Long-distance relationships aren't easy, especially when you blurt out the L word for the first time over a late-night face time.
His smile barely falters, but you still notice the slight twitch, the cogs in his brain turning as he maintains his composure. But he’s still silent, a silence that immediately sends you into a panic.
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- Part 1 of I'll Crawl Home to Her
