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    “I don’t want to wait anymore,” Shane says. “I need the whole fucking world to know how much I love you.”
    “Shane,” Ilya croaks as Shane reveals a fucking ring box. “What the fuck.”
    “I know you said you wanted to propose to me at the cottage on the dock and I’m sorry for stealing your moment -”
    “No you’re not,” Ilya interrupts, tears flowing freely down his cheeks because Shane Fucking Hollander is down on one knee for him in the middle of the fucking ice rink where they just won the fucking Stanley Cup together. The crowd might be silent or they might be screaming - Ilya has no fucking idea because nothing exists outside of Shane Fucking Hollander on one knee for him at centre ice.

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    Six times Shane surprised Ilya and one time Ilya surprised Shane. Featuring Shane loving Ilya out loud, torturing Ilya with increasingly NSFW selfies, a wedding, and both of them continuing to be surprised by the depth of their love for each other.

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    24 Sep 2026

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    “The specific area that was damaged in the fall is what we refer to as the GAF center of the brain.” 

    “GAF?” Ilya asks, puzzled. “Doctor Matthieu, English is not my first language. Can you please speak plainly.”  

    “GAF stands for Give A Fuck.” 

    Ilya’s eyebrows shot to the top of his hairline. “...What?” 

    “I’m afraid that Shane is no longer able to give a fuck.” 

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    After Shane's collision with Cliff Marlow, Shane damages the part of his brain where all of his fucks are stored. No longer able to give a fuck, he confesses his true feelings to Ilya, and says some things to his parents that he normally never would have dared.

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    22 Sep 2026

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    “Is that it?” Ilya ask dryly at the exact same time.

    “Are you fucking kidding me, Rozanov?” Shane snaps, still feeling his heart in his ears. “Is that not bad enough for you?!”

    “Some people burn dolls, some people shoot them,” he has the gall to shrug. “I get threats like that all the time. No big deal.”

    “Yeah, well, I get them too, asshole, so I know this isn’t normal. It is a big deal.”

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    In the middle of a Montreal vs Boston game a threat against Ilya Rozanov becomes a security concern… and Shane Hollander kinda loses it. Just a little. In his defense, he’s pretty justified to be worried, okay? He is NOT overreacting.

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    17 Sep 2026

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    What Shane didn't expect, hadn't even considered a possibility, was coming back from his morning run one day to find his boyfriend naked in bed with his face shoved in Shane's underwear while he humped a pillow. Even more unexpected was the sight of Ilya's hands, one hand holding himself open as three fingers of the other fucked into his hole quick and hard.

    Shane froze, stuck in the doorway. His brain went completely blank, mouth dropping open in silent surprise as he watched.

    Or, I got asked to write about Ilya getting caught fingering himself while he sniffs Shane's dirty clothes and begs to bottom for him

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    15 Sep 2026

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    "Hi, solnyshko.”
    The Russian pet name set a firework off inside Shane's mind as he heard it cooed from behind him. The intonation was just as he remembered, but the voice was much deeper.

    He turned and felt himself short circuit. It took every ounce of willpower to not let his jaw drop cartoonishly to the floor. Shane would recognize his individual features anywhere, even after 5 years. But it was as if someone had snapped their fingers and the smug, silly Russian boy who had been attached to Shane's hip for 3 summers was transformed into some sort of fucking Adonis right before his eyes.

    “Ilya-” was all Shane managed before strong arms were wrapped around his waist and lifting him off the ground in a greeting all too familiar from years ago.

     

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    When Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov spent their summers as teens in an elite hockey camp, they quickly became inseparable friends. But they lose touch when Shane moves on as a prospect for the NHL and Ilya for the KHL.

    Years later, Montreal makes a bold move to take the hottest player in the KHL. After hearing of the Russian's reputation, the Montreal Captain is tasked with keeping his old best friend and new teammate out of trouble.

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    08 Sep 2026