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“I think as long as you're not being an asshole, I’d rather just fuck you instead,” Kyle’s lips brush against Cartman’s as he says this, a flush spreading with the heat that travels down his chest.
“I can be nice,” Cartman answers.
“Yeah?”
“I can be so fucking nice,” He stresses.
(UPDATE: 12/4/25 - This is currently being rewritten a chapter at a time until I'm no longer embarrassed)
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- Part 1 of OMERTA
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25 Dec 2025
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Kyle had been on the run for a long time, seeing many places and meeting lots of people. But he had never met anyone quite like the sheriff with the stupid yellow hat.
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20 Dec 2025
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Kyle and Eric spend their first night together as a couple. Kyle was so busy worrying about cuddling that he was unaware of his scheming boyfriend, but he was far from upset at the results.
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10 Dec 2025
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Kyle made a habit of letting the guy who frustrates him the most sneak into his room at night, but refuses to let him do anything to him but oral. Eric decides he’s getting tired of waiting.
First time posting a fanfic on here, I hope you all enjoy <3
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06 Dec 2025
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“Maybe you can help, if anyone is gonna know Cartman’s tit size, it's you!” Kenny enthused, the ginger’s cheeks flushing with color at the comment. “Why do you need to know his tit size?” He demanded hotly, biting the inside of his cheek as he waited for one of them to respond.
“For my new job, silly.” Eric smiled with a tilt of his head, his lover scoffing at the notion.
“You're kidding me, not this again!” He ripped the bra off the chubby man’s chest, shaking it back and forth in front of his face. “You seriously want to make money wearing this crap?!”
Kenny’s eyes bounced between the two of them. “What toxic yaoi shit are you trying to drag me into?” The blonde muttered, finding himself just as confused as Eric was over the redhead's behavior towards the hobby.
“Why not Kahl? What's wrong with it?!” He hoped that the other might finally spit out what was bothering him, body shaking with anticipation as Kyle opened his mouth to say something more.
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- Part 1 of Kyman has infected my brain.
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04 Dec 2025
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Eric Cartman and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Thanksgiving Day by TheStrangerWhoWrites
Fandoms: South Park
28 Nov 2025
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Eric believed it was just another thing they both understood silently. Kyle never questioned him too much about his nightmares; he had yet to bring up saving him from Snooki since it happened. The chubby man had planned to go the rest of his life without fully explaining to his partner all of the times he had been assaulted.
However, like many of his plans, it failed
(Please read the notes for a content warning.)
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- Part 2 of Kyman has infected my brain.
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28 Nov 2025
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“Ever since you came back from fat camp you’ve been weird and everyone acts like I’m crazy but I hate it. Stop being fucking weird, Cartman.”
Cartman sobers immediately and the switch is staggering to Kyle. The false mirth in his eyes dries up leaving cold detachment.
“Too late,” Cartman says cryptically. “Anyway, you couldn’t handle it.”
Kyle’s rage is fading to a cold disappointment. “Just be fucking honest for once, dude.”
“You want honesty?” Cartman tilts his head consideringly. “Fine.”
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08 Nov 2025
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Kyle and Cartman are holed up in Eric's house after zombies start seriously fucking up South Park. It should feel normal enough, but this time, something's different.
For Kyman Horror Cinema Week 2025
Prompt: Guts galoreBookmarked by Maplless
04 Nov 2025
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Eric had been working on Kyle's farm for almost two years after their first encounter with one another. It was exhausting, but at least the view of a gorgeous redhead helped him get through the long day. Though, maybe a little more than just a look was needed after they get paid a special visit.
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17 Oct 2025
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What's that saying? Thick thighs save lives? by rain_the_clown for BlueGrammar
Fandoms: South Park
04 Oct 2025
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After that night, things shifted in little ways.
Kyle stopped pretending his hands were wandering by accident. If they were on the couch, he’d spread Cartman’s legs across his lap, squeezing idly while they argued about which movie to watch. When they went grocery shopping, Kyle’s palm would rest on his thigh while they sat in the car, thumb tapping rhythmically like it belonged there.
And Cartman, surprisingly, didn’t mind. In fact, he started to like it.
He liked that Kyle wanted to touch him, to claim him in this small, constant way. He liked the heat that rushed through him every time Kyle’s fingers curled against his muscles, a reminder that someone actually saw him—not as the loudmouth kid from South Park, not as the manipulator who always got his way, but as Eric. As a man worthy of affection.
And maybe, deep down, Cartman liked the idea that for once, he didn’t have to fight to earn something. Kyle just… gave it to him.
From this, a devious plan came together.
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04 Oct 2025
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Kenny discovers a mysterious mind-control powder on the darknet. Kyle is against testing it until Stan suggests Cartman as a test subject and Kyle as his master.
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27 Sep 2025
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He falls down, and suddenly the whole world is orange.
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24 Aug 2025
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When Kyle realizes that his fights with Cartman are starting to feel more like a need than a nuisance, he's forced to question what's really driving him. And when Cartman realizes it? Well, he does what he always does.
Sorta.
Yeah, he's gonna humiliate the fuck out of Kyle. But he's also pulling Kyle closer instead of pushing him away, and that's dangerous. It's also changing everything.
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- Part 1 of Where It Hurts
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14 Aug 2025
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They drafted them like a ceasefire agreement, like two idiots trying to turn a war into a business deal:
No catching feelings.
This isn’t romantic. It’s just convenient, and it stays that way.
No one finds out.
Not Stan, not Kenny, especially not their parents. It goes to the grave.
This ends whenever one of them says so.
No questions, no whining, no drama.
It doesn’t change anything.
They still hate each other. School, work, arguments, insults—those stay exactly the same.
No talking about it.
What happens between them stays in the moment. No processing, no pillow talk, no “what are we?” crap
They didn’t write them down. They didn’t have to. The rules hung between them like a barrier they both pretended they could respect.
But deep down, they knew the truth:
Neither of them wanted to stop.
And this—whatever this was—wasn’t over. Not even close.Bookmarked by Maplless
07 Aug 2025
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When one night a little secret kink of Kyle's is dropped by loose lips, Eric get's a wonderful idea. But once things are set in motion, he realizes he's getting much more than he originally bargained for...
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07 Aug 2025
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“Jersey didn’t treat you kindly, did it? Always knew that place sucks the life outta you.”
Kyle blinks, eyebrows furrowing in confusion as he removes his hands from his eyes. His vision focuses on the bartender in front of him.
Oh, Christ.
He’s changed a bit since high school, appearance-wise, but there’s no doubt that the man in front of him is Eric Cartman. He’s still sporting the same, round face, although now it’s coupled with a bit of stubble. His once wavy, brown hair is now trimmed short and pointed. A tattoo sleeve runs along his right arm, consisting of a snake, a cat, and several other random designs that Kyle can’t quite distinguish in the low lighting of the bar.
“...Cartman,” Kyle replies curtly. Of course he would run into someone he used to know. And of course it'd be someone like Cartman.
Sometimes, when you're at your lowest, it's the people whom you least expect that manage to bring you back up.
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29 Jul 2025
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He leaned in a little, and Kyle could feel the warmth of him, hear the smug grin in his voice. “Besides,” Cartman murmured, “when else are we gonna get a completely private, fully enclosed space with zero chance of being interrupted?”
Kyle blinked. “We have a bedroom.”
“Yeah, but like—this has adventure energy.”
Kyle raised an eyebrow. “Adventure energy?”
“Yeah. Like, ‘oh no, we’re trapped, what ever shall we do?’ cue slow piano music and tasteful camera angles.”
“Are you quoting a porno scenario right now?”
“I might be,” Cartman said proudly.
Kyle stared at him, utterly bewildered—and maybe a little bit amused. “You’re impossible.”
“And yet,” Cartman purred, shifting to face him fully, “you still chose me.”
Kyle snorted. “I had a moment of weakness.”
“You have those a lot around me.”
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29 Jul 2025
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Eric Cartman had never been one for silence.
Even as a kid, his voice was a weapon—sharp, loud, and always the first thing in the room to be noticed. He had something to say about everything: school lunches, politics, the way Kyle's curls bounced when he was mad. Sarcasm was his armor, cruelty his fallback. When he didn’t know how to feel, he made other people feel small. When he didn’t know who he was, he made sure everyone remembered who he wasn’t.
But now, silence clung to him like a second skin.
He sat on the edge of Kyle’s bed, hunched over, hoodie sleeves fisted in his hands. His fingers gripped the hem until his knuckles turned white, like if he just tugged hard enough, maybe he could hold himself together. Maybe the storm brewing in his chest would pass.
Kyle had gone to the kitchen to make tea, just a simple moment of normalcy. But the quiet he left behind was suffocating. And alone with it, Cartman couldn’t stop the thoughts from creeping in.He’s too good for you.
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25 Jul 2025
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Bacon and ice cream make for a surprisingly good combination but indulgence might leave you with heart palpitations.
Or: Kyle and Cartman share a good meal and fuck on the table.
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18 Jul 2025
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Cartman gets outed by somebody at school. He spirals, and just when the worst is about to happen, somebody shows up at just the right moment.
For day five of Kyman Week 2025!
Prompt was “Confession”
Yeahhh, been in a weird place the last couple weeks so I went I lil dark with it.. BUT I promise it has a happy ending!!!
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06 Jul 2025