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Shen Yuan’s Guide to Being a Beast Advisor, or Luo Binghe’s Guide to Bridenapping by voxnoxsox
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Sep 2026
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Shen Yuan has been kidnapped by the Demon Emperor to provide him with advice on demonic beasts. He would quite like to go back to his cottage in the borderlands now, please, though he supposes it’s not the worst thing in the world to have a front row seat to watch his favourite character conquer the realms and amass his harem.
There was one spot of brightness in Luo Binghe’s disciple years, and that was the lone cultivator who lived near Cang Qiong for a year, offering Luo Binghe the warmth and wisdom he had thought had died out with his mother. Now he’s found Shen Yuan again, he is not going to let him go – not since the world has taught him how tightly you have to hold onto what you want.
Shang Qinghua would like less of a front row seat to this bizarre bridenapping, actually. How the hell has this NPC derailed his plot so badly??
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02 Sep 2026
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Fake My Life by buryyourgaydar
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Oct 2026
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Who says you need transmigration to steal a man's identity?
When PIDW native Shen Yuan begins looking for ways to access Cang Qiong Mountain's Ling Xi Caves, a stroke of luck brings him to a Peak Lord—one who looks exactly like him! So of course Shen Yuan hogties him, tosses him in a secret realm, and waltses onto Cang Qiong Mountain in his stollen robes.
But what's this? Some prettyboy qi deviating? A demonic invasion?? Incurable poison??!! At least Shen Qingqiu had some pretty cute disciples before Shen Yuan kidnapped him. All this identity theft might be worth it if Shen Yuan can keep Luo Binghe at the end of it.
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02 Sep 2026
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private looks by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 May 2021
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It’s not a new fact that Mobei Jun is notoriously hard to read. Now that they’ve freshly entered a romantic entanglement, Shang Qinghua thinks he’ll have a better understanding of Mobei Jun’s expressions.
However, there is one particularly angry one that Mobei Jun seems to have reserved purely for him, and Shang Qinghua has no idea what it means.
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16 Aug 2026
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spambot by crybabyjets, jets_adjacent
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Apr 2020
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Mobei Jun finds himself on the receiving end of someone's very strange texts.
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aka: Shang Qinghua doesn't realize someone is reading his digital note taking.
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- Part 4 of jets' svsss twitter babbles
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15 Aug 2026
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rosewater by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 May 2020
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Some days it seems that his hunger gets the better of him.
“I have thought of you all day,” Mobei Jun murmurs. “I have been thinking of how you tasted when I took you. But this morning was not enough.”“Not enough— you kept going and going!” Shang Qinghua hisses, and ah. Yes. That was the most pleasant part of the morning. Shang Qinghua looking like a total wreck as he tried to diligently serve his lord however he could, long after he had been wrung dry.
“And yet I am still not satisfied,” Mobei Jun replies, his other hand dropping down to knead at Shang Qinghua’s rear. It’s plush and soft and Mobei Jun hears himself making some sort of involuntary guttural rumble at the feeling of it under his hands. Shang Qinghua groans and his hips tick forward, much to Mobei Jun’s pleasure. “Allow this one to indulge. He will try to be quick.”
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15 Aug 2026
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Homemaker by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2025
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“That,” Shang Qinghua hisses, “is not a cleaning bot!”
“Obviously,” Shen Yuan says, scowling at the absolute moron who has the gall to think that he’s a bigger moron than him. He might swat him for the insult, except he’s just a transparent hologram projecting into Shen Yuan’s living room at the moment - they don’t even live in the same solar system, after all. (Technically Shang Qinghua isn’t on a planet at all, but instead stuck on an absolutely frigid moon orbiting some bumfuck planet lightyears away. Shen Yuan, an Original Earth inhabitant, quietly has no idea how he can stand it.) “He cooks as well.”
“That is not what I meant. Have you fucking seen him? Do you even have eyes!?”
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Shen Yuan gets a new bot, and Shang Qinghua has some concerns.
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- Part 21 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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10 Aug 2026
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What's your name again? by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Sep 2025
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“Hello, Qingqiu-shidi,” Zhangmen-shixiong says warmly. He is always warm with Shen Qingqiu, polite and attentive. He’s the same with other people but less so, he thinks. Not quite as considerate and tender, not quite as interested and obliging. Shen Qingqiu has carefully considered the matter, and decided that the special attention pleases him. He is the sort of person who likes to be treated better than others, apparently. Well, who doesn’t? “Apologies, but this shixiong was hoping to have a little bit of Shidi’s time and attention, enough at least for a cup of tea?”
Shen Qingqiu pretends to mull the matter over; he doesn’t want to seem too eager.
“Fine,” he loftily decides, and makes room for Zhangmen-shixiong to enter. “If Shixiong insists.”
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- Part 10 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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10 Aug 2026
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Trust Fall by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jul 2026
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Mobei-Jun and Shang Qinghua, standing in a hidden grotto that would, if his memory served him well, have contained a secret special power up that only replenishes once every thousand years and ripe for a plucking this very month, stare blankly at where the spirit that had just cursed them vanished from.
May the cruel prince learn some humility, obeying and scraping to his once-servant; and may the mistreated servant have a taste of power, given his once-master’s reigns.
“Uuuuum,” Shang Qinghua says, and a nervous laugh compulsively slips out of him. “How strange! I guess we aren’t the first people to step foot here in centuries? Someone must have left behind some, some sort of prank, or--”
“You,” Mobei-Jun grits out, and Shang Qinghua screams as he reaches out and snatches Shang Qinghua up by the collar of his robes, lifting him until not even the toes of his boots graze the floor. “You led me into a trap. What is this?”
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Mobei-Jun and Shang Qinghua's dynamic is abruptly shifted.
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- Part 43 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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24 Jul 2026
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Liquid Courage by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Jul 2026
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Shen Qingqiu takes a moment to take the scene in. Yue Qingyuan's eyes are glazed over and hazy, seeming to struggle to focus on things. His movements are broad and sloppy, uncharacteristically clumsy. When he speaks, even his voice stumbles over itself, not at all deliberate and measured in the way it normally is. His guan is a little crooked, and the collar of his robe is askew as if it’s been haphazardly pulled on.
“He’s drunk?” Shen Qingqiu asks with incredulous disgust.
“I don’t know how!” the disciple cries. “Shizun barely had anything to drink tonight, I’m sure of it. He seemed normal, but then suddenly he started losing his balance and saying odd things. I led him here so he wouldn’t make a scene. Shishu, what should we do?”
Well, they most certainly cannot let these outsiders see their sect leader drunk as a skunk. Cang Qiong would be made a laughingstock by some pathetic, no-name sect that’s barely climbed its way up from complete and utter irrelevance. Shen Qingqiu won’t tolerate it.
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Yue Qingyuan is under the influence, and says some things he normally never would.
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- Part 42 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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21 Jul 2026
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good things don't learn from themselves by ZamalV
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jul 2026
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Shang Qinghua let out a long, shaky breath. “Right. Okay. Sure. No problem. I can work with that. That’s fine.” He shifted the baby in his arms, looking down at the tiny, squirming face, the damp lashes clinging together. “You hear that? As long as you make it to the sect, everything’s good. Easy quest conditions. No trauma required.”
Luo Binghe made a faint snuffling sound, unimpressed.
Shang Qinghua’s smile collapsed almost instantly. “Oh, gods, what am I saying?” He scrubbed a hand over his face, leaving another smear of drying blood. “I’m not qualified for this! I can barely keep myself alive half the time! You need—uh—you need a responsible, kindhearted woman from a humble background with good soup-making skills, not a chronically overworked peak lord-slash-spy!”
The baby responded by making a small, gurgling noise that sounded alarmingly like agreement.
“Don’t sass me,” Shang Qinghua muttered. “You’re, like, twelve minutes old.”
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Just another fic where Shang Qinghua ruins canon and gains a son.
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15 Jul 2026
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Antiquated Practices by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Feb 2025
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“Would the honorable Mobei-Jun agree?”
“WHAT!?”
There’s a loud crash, and everyone’s attention instantly flicks over to Shang Qinghua standing off the side. He seems to have dropped some large platter of something - he should not be doing something so lowly as serving things, he’s not a servant any longer. But it is very typical of him to mindlessly reach out and start doing whatever unfinished tasks he sees before him, grumbling all the while as if someone is forcing him into it. Right now, he looks gobsmacked. Pale and wide eyed and gaping in shock, looking shaken to his core.
“Marriage!?” Shang Qinghua demands, his voice high and strangled.
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Several misunderstandings happen in a row.
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14 Jun 2026
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The Bear Trap by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Mar 2025
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“Please, oh wise master,” Shang Qinghua says, clapping his hands together and bowing his head deferentially, “how does this lowly one build up the courage to stick his dick into the bear trap after it has already snapped shut on him once before?”
“He bit it?” Shen Qingqiu asks in fascinated horror, eyes immediately sinking down to Shang Qinghua’s crotch.
“Metaphorically!” Shang Qinghua corrects. “Figuratively! It went wrong in a different way, we didn’t do oral!”
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Shang Qinghua and Mobei-Jun have sex. It takes a couple of tries.
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13 Jun 2026
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The Righteous and Unimpeachable Xuan Su Sword by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jul 2025
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“Mu-shidi,” Yue Qingyuan speaks up, taking his seat at the head of the table. “Have you heard of this curse?”
“I’m afraid not,” Mu Qingfang says, shaking his head. “A curse of compulsion, with dire consequences for disobedience… I’ve heard of many similar things, but not exactly this.”
“For all we know, the perpetrator invented this little trap just for us,” Shen Qinqiu says, tapping his fan dangerously. “Tailormade to ruin us.”
“I have no secrets to hide,” Liu Qingge says, and lifts his chin challengingly at Shen Qingqiu, who bristles in return. “Do you?”
“Ah, Liu-shidi, if you don’t have any secrets then you should get some real quick!” Shang Qinghua says with bright, manic cheer, his smile and his eyes a little too wide. “The consequences for not meeting the curse’s requirements would be very very bad!”
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The Peak Lords of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect are stricken with a curse that forces them to reveal a secret, and they all must submit to this curse or suffer the consequences...
Yue Qingyuan wishes he were anywhere but here.
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13 Jun 2026
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Riches by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Nov 2025
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“My name is Yue Qingyuan,” he says, as if Shen Jiu is someone to be introduced to. His gaze on Shen Jiu is - intent, almost frighteningly so. Unblinking. “Are you really a servant here? Or a slave?”
“Ah - I believe I can find that out for you--” Lord Xu is saying, already waving over his head servant, and Shen Jiu is so irritated that the man just seems to assume that Shen Jiu can’t answer for himself like he’s a dog or some other beast that he speaks up.
“A slave,” he answers, and Yue Qingyuan nods as if this isn’t surprising.
Then he turns towards Lord Xu and he says, “I will buy him.”
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A rich and powerful cultivator meets a slave with nothing to his name, and decides to buy him on the spot. Why?
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13 Jun 2026
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Time Capsule by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Dec 2025
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Shen Qingqiu steals Yue Qi.
It is disgustingly easy for him to do. The Sect Leader has been made vulnerable, and there aren’t any guards in front of his room? No one looking over him, to make sure that no one takes advantage? Secrecy alone is not enough to keep him safe, especially if all of the Peak Lords are in the know. Shen Qingqiu would have a sharp word with Mu Qingfang for the lax security on his peak, but that would be a little like the thief telling the lord to look after his goods better. His martial brother is only lucky that Shen Qingqiu isn’t seeking to kill their Sect Leader.
He thinks.
He’s still making up his mind.
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Shen Qingqiu gets Yue Qi back.
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- Part 19 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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13 Jun 2026
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Safety Blanket by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jan 2026
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“You weren’t supposed to wake up,” Shen Jiu bitterly mutters. “I just need a place to sleep for tonight, and this place was convenient. Don’t make me regret it.”
After a beat of hesitation, Yue Qingyuan silently nods, not knowing whether the order to stay quiet still applies or not. Shen Jiu’s argument makes no sense, of course. The Head Disciple’s private residence all the way over on Qiong Ding cannot possibly be convenient for him, and-- and to be willing to share a bed with Yue Qingyuan--
“Should I leave?” he whispers.
Shen Jiu tenses.
“Nevermind,” Yue Qingyuan quickly amends himself. “Sorry, forget I said anything.”
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Shen Jiu experiences a moment of weakness, and Yue Qingyuan tries not to make him regret it.
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- Part 24 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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13 Jun 2026
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Childish by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Feb 2026
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“Zhang… You, did someone give you something to drink? To eat?”
“N-no, Xiao-Jiu, I haven’t eaten anything. Is that bad? Who are all of those people?” Yue Qingyuan looks at him helplessly, as if he is a lost and confused child, and Shen Qingqiu is the one who holds all of the answers he desperately needs. Again, he reaches out to Shen Qingqiu, more tentatively this time, lightly grasping his hand as if in search of comfort. A simple, childish gesture.
A lost and confused child. His stomach drops.
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Yue Qingyuan is acting strangely, and it's up to Shen Qingqiu to find out what's wrong.
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- Part 27 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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13 Jun 2026
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Natural Enemies by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Mar 2026
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Bursting onto a moonlit clearing, Yue Qingyuan sees it. Him. A tall, slender shape, his lower half a long and winding snake’s tail, the scales a dark and gleaming green and the body of it thick and solid. The upper half is human, all pale skin and long dark hair falling like ink. As Yue Qingyuan watches, the demon before him lets go of the mauled, bloody husk of an innocent mortal, raising his head to watch Yue Qingyuan from across the clearing. Bright red blood smeared all across his lower face, his eyes gleaming in the moonlight as he meets Yue Qingyuan’s gaze directly.
“Xiao-Jiu,” Yue Qingyuan croaks, frozen where he stands a dozen feet away.
Shen Jiu takes one look at Yue Qingyuan, and he is suddenly painfully aware of his white and black cultivator’s robes, his spiritual weapon sheathed at his side, the hilt in his hand.
“Don’t--” Yue Qingyuan starts, but Shen Jiu turns to slither away into the tree line before he can finish. The demon, fleeing the righteous cultivator.
Yue Qingyuan looks at the dead man that Shen Jiu leaves behind, and he lets him go.
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Yue Qingyuan finally finds his childhood friend again.
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- Part 30 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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13 Jun 2026
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Speaking My Language by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Mar 2026
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Mobei-Jun does not speak human. He does not speak human even a little bit, as Shang Qinghua has tested by saying absolutely unholy filthy things to him that should have gotten him instantly murdered, but instead only earns him a blank, annoyed stare.
“My king, please, it’s only water. It’s unpoisoned, see? See, I’ll drink some. Ahh, tasty, safe water! Please, drink it? You’re sweating so much, you’re, like, melting.” He helps Mobei-Jun drink the water. “... God I really want to lick the sweat off your neck.”
Mobei-Jun does not react. Ahaha, this is kind of fun. Except for all the ways that it’s so fucking inconvenient.
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Shang Qinghua wrote PIDW to have many different languages; he does not remember this.
Series
- Part 7 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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13 Jun 2026
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A Belated Confession by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Mar 2026
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He comes home. The Grand House yawns large and empty as always, and he disappears into it like a man slipping into a crevice. He makes his way through the dark, not bothering to light any lanterns--
In his sitting room a talisman flares to life with a burst of qi. Enough light to reveal Shen Qingqiu, seated at an angle so that he’s looking directly at the front door. There's a cup of tea and a teapot on the table, both looking cold and abandoned. How long has he been sitting there?
“How. Dare. You.”
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Shen Qingqiu has a bone to pick with Yue Qingyuan regarding a letter.
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- Part 31 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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13 Jun 2026