Matshrooms
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Most people can't wait for the day they learn to drive, to proudly hold that pass certificate and terrorize the streets with their terrible parallel parking and lane merging.
Some struggle to learn, others pick the skill up like a fish to water. Eren Jaeger sadly was not the latter, it's up to his Instructor Levi Ackerman to incentivise him... but how?
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" "At this rate you're going to die a virgin, so I'll tell you what," Levi said, popping a piece of chewing gum in his mouth nonchalantly. "Pass and I'll throw in a McFlurry alongside the mindblowing sex." "
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Levi Ackerman, pocket sized Satan and exhausted workaholic who takes great pleasure in terrorising his employees on the daily.
His employees hatch a plan to get Levi to relax in order to get him off their backs. They decide to send Levi off to Venice on holiday,
However in between hordes of sweaty tourists and overpriced souvenirs our beloved short stack found something he was not counting on - his tour guide being the most attractive person he'd ever laid eyes on.
A heart-warming story of two idiots who fall in love in one of the most beautiful cities in the world.
Spoiler Arlert: Shit will get kinky
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My entry for the Attack On Writing Discord server short story challenge - Brevity is the soul of wit. Write a story in 500 words or less.
Hope u enjoy my little jellybabies
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The Longing Never Watered (Is the One That Grows) by Vampire_Mina
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
28 Mar 2025
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It had been months. Months! Rolan thought angrily to himself. Months since she’d disappeared after the final battle. Months of dwindling correspondences and nonsensical replies. And now she had the audacity to show up in his tower looking like she’d been- well, to the hells and back- and ask for help.
Tav and Karlach come back from Avernus after many months searching for a fix for Karlach's infernal engine. Things are tense between Tav and Rolan, as he was deeply wounded by her sudden departure, but Tav hopes they can grow close again while he helps them gather what they need to fix the engine and return to Baldur's Gate for good.
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- Part 2 of Every Other Freckle
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“I’m actually supposed to be meeting a friend, but I’m not sure she’s coming. She was supposed to meet me by now.” She answered, sipping her wine.
“A shame, really.” He said, his voice flirtatious and suggestive. “Tell you what, my dear,” He began, digging himself into a hole he wasn’t sure he could dig himself out of. “If she doesn’t show by the time you’ve finished that drink, come find me.”
She hesitated, but smiled, holding her hand out to shake his. “Aelynn.”
Aelynn. Her name was a chorus in his head. He reached out to shake her hand.
“Astarion.” He took her hand as he spoke, giving it a slight shake.
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Fifteen years before the nautiloid crash, Astarion finds himself once again at the Elfsong Tavern in search of prey for Cazador. He had no idea that prey would awaken something in him he thought he'd lost long ago.A slow burn, alternating romance between Aelynn Tav and Astarion as their group tries to find a cure for the pesky tadpoles in their head.
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07 Sep 2024
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“It’s different from Waterdeep. Good. But it’s still a university. And being an academic is still a job, no matter how much some like to pretend it is much more.”
“That’s…” Tav breathed in no small amount of surprise, “not what I was expecting.”
“Hm?”
“You just strike me as someone who is very… attached to their academic persona. I was sure you’d rank ‘Doctor Dekarios’-ing quite highly among your favorite pastimes.”
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Tavelle is a disillusioned grad student on the cusp of finishing her doctorate in Interdisciplinary Magics. Gale is a new Wizardry professor looking for happiness after his life falls to pieces.
Inside and outside of the university apparatus, they find their way. Together.
(Act One: Complete)
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25 Jul 2024
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Really, it was inevitable she was going to slip up at some point. When you’re travelling with a group of people who are psychically connected by mind-flayer tadpoles, somewhere along the line, someone is going to accidentally read someone’s mind.
But did it have to be him? And did it have to be that?
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23 Jul 2024
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the ascension changed the person Astarion was, or so you believe. you broke up and parted ways after defeating the netherbrain, thinking it was for the best, but when you see him again 6 months later at the reunion, you realize you never truly moved on.
and it seems neither did he.
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07 Jul 2024