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    “I will ask you questions of a person unnamed,” Commander Cody says. “And afterwards you can tell me if any of these behaviors are in need of professional support.”

    Kix’s stomach yearns to become a farmer. Oh, the cheese it could make. It decides to practice curdling while this conversation continues.

    (Kix ends up learning way more than he asked to about a most scandalous affair occurring at very top of the 212th Attack Battalion.)

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    29 Apr 2026

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    How do you send the Devil Wears Prada movie-verse off in a totally different direction? Start by changing one thing. Add in some romance, a dash of investigative journalism, a lot of longterm pining, and a number of very familiar lines of dialogue and you get "Even."

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    28 Apr 2026

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    “Sir, I need you to tell me what’s wrong,” Cody says, battlefield calm, and he can’t help his relief when Obi-Wan pulls the tattered remains of his usual dignity back over his shoulders.

    “Right,” Obi-Wan says. “Of course. Commander, as far as I can tell, everyone besides you on this ship has fallen truly, madly, deeply in love with me.”

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    27 Apr 2026

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    "For the longest time nobody really knew what happened to Obi-Wan Kenobi. One day, shortly before his fifteenth birthday, there was an anomaly in the Force. Not a grand one, no. It was more of a deep, mournful sigh, heard only by few."

    Obi-Wan Kenobi is a survivor. And the Force loves him, even if he doesn't know why.

    [or: Obi-Wan is fifteen again, things are different, people are confused, but maybe there's something good at the end of the path]

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    27 Apr 2026

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    “They must receive an allowance from the Order,” Kote said.

    “How much, then?” Rex asked up at him.

    Kote tipped his head and just stared into Rex’s eyes endlessly, the way he did when people asked him questions that made him want to swallow them whole with their own ignorance.

    “No way of knowing without intrusive measures,” he determined.

    “We gotta ask one,” Bly translated for Rex.

    (The troopers make a discovery of the fiscal variety, which causes them to realize that they may have more in common with the jedi than they previously thought.)

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    26 Apr 2026

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