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Will needs a date to his mom's wedding. Mike volunteers.
“I have an idea,” says Mike.
Ice cubes form in Will’s stomach. “How dangerous is it? Like, should I call Dustin to talk you down, or should I call Nancy to be ready to drive us to the hospital?”
“No,” says Mike, “you can’t tell anyone or it won’t work.”
“Or what won’t work?” Will asks. It’s like picking up a rock you know a spider will be under.
Mike gets up and closes Will’s door. Hopper doesn’t make them keep it open but sometimes Will does anyway, because every now and then lying around alone with Mike on his bed just makes his chest ache too much. If the door is open he can tell himself You can’t do anything right now, someone will see.
Mike leans back against the door. His eyes are lit up with that special maniacal gleam that the Wheelers get right before they do something insane, like when Nancy says, “Then we have to go kill Vecna ourselves,” or whatever. “Take me to the wedding,” says Mike.
“Yeah,” says Will slowly, “you’ll be at the wedding. Obviously.”
“As your date."
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27 Dec 2025
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Harry Potter and the Trail to Hogwarts by TeamTired
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Sep 2013
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When Harry misses the Hogwarts Express as a First Year, he decides he would rather take his chances following the train tracks on a hike to Hogwarts than risk missing out on learning magic forever.
Will The Boy-Who-Lived be able to survive the magical countryside with only his school supplies and wand to keep him safe?
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22 Dec 2025
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Standing At the Sky's Edge by Morbidmuch for Kiromenanz
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Mar 2023
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Snape looks at her in a way that reminds her of when he was her teacher. It's unsettling. “You're mental,” he says.
“So you're not going to help me?”
“I didn't say that.”
Or, the one where Hermione and Snape does corporate espionage.
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- 6,136
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- 1/1
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05 Nov 2025
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took aim with a turned back by thesoulundone for wrizard
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Sep 2022
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He's frightened, Izzy realises. Genuinely afraid of Edward, of what this means, of what Ed might decide to fucking do about it. Izzy's seen him when things get the better of him - temper or melancholy or prickling unease - and it never ends well for anyone in earshot. So it's normal, in the circumstances - the fucking horrific circumstances, of fucking Ed's best mate when he knows full well how fucking weird Ed is about Izzy fucking anyone at all - to be frightened.
But that's not all it is. Izzy is also, he realises, really fucking turned on.
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College boys getting into, and out of trouble.
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- Part 1 of made a mess of a small success
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03 Nov 2025
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“I’ve even got to second base once, at a party,” Randy chews his bottom lip, which is incredibly interesting to Stu, “I mean, it was over the shirt, but still. Counts.” He puffs out his chest, like he’s daring the other to discount what he imagines was a very exciting experience for him.
Stu doesn’t take the bait, and instead asks, “so you’ve never even had a girl jack you off?”
“What part of second base only did you miss, Einstein?” Randy is good at standing his ground, Stu will give him that--his tongue gets all mean when he thinks he’s being made out as a joke. For once, Randy is far, far off the mark.
“Cause I’ll jack you off, if you want.”
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(Takes place during Chapter 6 of time to cash in, NOT required reading)
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- Part 1 of let the chips fall where they may
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in the cracks of light (i dreamed of you) by abandonedstrawberry
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
31 Jan 2023
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Zoro isn’t the type to worry. As far as he’s concerned, every time he wakes up is a blank slate. You get sliced by a six-armed swordsman, you eat a bad fish, you break a few ribs—you take a nap, and when you wake up, things are better. So that’s what Zoro expects every morning when he wakes up on deck to an eerily quiet ocean; it’s just that Sanji isn’t snapping out of it.
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The Merry is becalmed, and Sanji's acting weird.
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08 Sep 2025
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Moniker of Seven by surveycorpsjean
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
22 Dec 2024
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While playing videogames with their friends, Izuku and Katsuki learn that one of their headsets has a broken mute-button.
One dumb night shuffles their house of cards.
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02 Sep 2025
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ICEHOLE by surveycorpsjean
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Jan 2022
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Izuku continues to fall. Off rocky cliffs, over tree stumps, into rivers and in love.
Or; they're married, but not bonded - and it's killing them. Like, for real.
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01 Sep 2025
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Seamus is naked a lot. Dean's worked out a way to cope.
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17 Jun 2025
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If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.
Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.
The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.
Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.
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- Part 1 of Sin's Dreamland Collection
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- 39/39
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09 Jun 2025
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has he taken any time to show you what you need to live? by pepperfield
Fandoms: Cobra Kai (Web Series), Karate Kid (Movies)
15 Aug 2021
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If you're going to go to the trouble of saving the life of your karate soulnemesis, it only follows that you ought to make sure he stays alive, right? And maybe that involves buying the guy a few things here or there, but that doesn’t make it weird or anything.
At least, that’s what Daniel keeps telling himself.
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Foggy falls asleep at exactly 12:00 AM, and he’s making a wish. He wakes up at 12:00 AM too—twenty-four hours before he fell asleep.
"Let's do the time warp again!"
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01 Jun 2025
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Toast & Tea by arabellawrites, LunaP999 for thefrenchpress
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jun 2022
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Severus has been sitting next to Hermione Granger for breakfast in the Great Hall for months now. And every morning, he watches her covertly take a jar of Nutella from her robes and slather it on her toast. She seems perfectly happy to sneak the sweet treat every day while Severus sits next to her, but not once has she looked at or spoken to him, and he is determined to find out why.
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24 May 2025
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gratitude by cursedflame
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
06 Jan 2024
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Shouto was trying to think of some way to express how much the gesture meant to him when it hit him like a bag of ice in the face. The perfect way to both test out a theory and show Katsuki his gratitude.
He spoke up. “Pull down your pants. I’d like to eat your ass.”
Katsuki dropped the ladle into the soup.
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05 May 2025
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A Long Time Coming by Ms_Chunks
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 Aug 2018
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How much of a summary do you need? It's a threesome smutfic. Rated P for Pure Porn.
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- Part 4 of DADT
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- 1/1
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26 Mar 2025
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COMMISSION: OPEN by archivedthoughts
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
28 Jul 2021
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Midoriya Izuku was a quirkless quirk analyst in the modern world of quirks. He had come to terms with that. His desire to be a hero was eventually directed into his job and also his lifelong hobby: drawing. Still a hero fanboy, he drew and posted lots of heroes on his art account on Twitter. Receiving commissions wasn't an unusual thing for him, but one sure did capture his attention.
Or, Midoriya Izuku received a really vague commission request from a private account with the username @bakusatsugou.
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- 1/1
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09 Feb 2025
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Love for Sale by poisonivory
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Batman (Comics), Green Arrow (Comics)
03 May 2021
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Roy's between jobs and stuck in a not-so-great living situation when he runs into his best friend's little brother turned murderous vigilante, the Red Hood. Roy knows that Jason's dangerous, but he can't deny the attraction between them - and when Jason offers him a luxury apartment in exchange for continued hookups, who is Roy to turn it down? All he has to do is keep it strictly business, no feelings allowed. He can do that, right?
(Spoiler: wrong.)
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- Part 1 of Love for Sale
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Knock Three Times (On the Ceiling If You Want Me) by poisonivory
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV)
05 Oct 2015
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Matt's downstairs neighbor sings showtunes (badly) at all hours, eats weird-smelling food, and never stops talking.
Matt falls in love long before they actually meet.
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- 1/1
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22 Jan 2025
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Touching Me, Touching You by venvephe for Kalika999 (kalika_999)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Marvel
05 Oct 2022
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Peter blinks. The eye-searing font and familiar red-and-black outfit immediately snap him out of his sleepiness. When he clicked on the link for SuperCuddles.net, he didn’t think what he’d find was - well, this:
A full-page, professional photo of someone dressed up as Deadpool - complete with katanas - in terry-cloth pajamas, arms spread wide in the universal gesture of hug me! The words emblazoned at the top, in what must be ninety point font, read Super Cuddles: When Your Need for Touch is Super!!
This can’t be the real Deadpool - can it? No way. The real Deadpool certainly has a penchant for physical affection, but he’s an assassin. Being a professional cuddler is, like, the total opposite of killing people for hire.
Right?
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18 Jan 2025
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Off The Record by crookedswingset
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
26 Feb 2019
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Peter Parker is a corporate lackey whose sole job is to root out problem executives who waste Oscorp’s money and time. Wade Wilson is a reserve Avenger on the hunt for a prize even Iron Man couldn’t nail down: the real identity of everyone’s favorite webhead.
Too bad most people think Spider-Man is Harry Osborn.
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- Part 1 of Perfect Enough