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How does one keep an isolated human from abstracting? Convince him he was never alone in the first place!
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Caine tries desperately to keep Kinger from giving up after Queenie's abstraction by making a new, better Queenie, just for him! Because he cares, so so *so* much.
[Title from "My Diorama" by STOMACH BOOK]
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CW Network's The Magnus Archives by entirebeemoviescript, Moffie_Moff
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 Jan 2023
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A script taken from the worst possible timeline, in which the CW bought the television rights to The Magnus Archives
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- Part 1 of The Dark Timeline
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Putting The Guys In Situations by entirebeemoviescript, Moffie_Moff
Fandoms: Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (Webseries)
19 Dec 2022
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Watch the guys experience fresh horrors and are taught about responsibility by a cannibalistic borzoi
"Tired of not getting new DHMIS episodes? Make your own!"
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CW TMA- Trash Dump by entirebeemoviescript, Moffie_Moff
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
12 May 2022
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Some choice pieces of flaming garbage taken from a much bigger dumpster fire
This is an offshoot of our parody screenplay CW Network's The Magnus Archives, so read that first if you want anything to make a little more sense
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- Part 2 of The Dark Timeline
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They call her a Fox. She is not, and never will be, a Fox.
A cute little fairytale inspired lesbian romance involving cults, body horror, unhealthy coping mechanisms, and the mortifying ordeal of being known
(Title and general vibes inspired by The Crane Wives' song Curses)
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The Dark Timeline by entirebeemoviescript, Moffie_Moff
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 Jan 2023
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Taken from the worst possible timeline :)
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For one, fleeting, beautiful moment, Caine feels powerful.
He's large and angry and holding his disgusting, hateful humans down against the wall, and screaming at them to understand; to comprehend why they would torment him like this. He's in charge, and they're trembling under his fingers and, with the sickly joy that's filling his avatar, he's feeling something other than his own overwhelming failure of an existence for a hot burning moment.
He shouldn't be feeling anything at all.
But - the next moment - he's small, stuttering out the beginnings of an apology or a plea and they're looking up at him with confused terror and he's looking down at them with scared eyes and that slimy glee in his hitbox curdles to shame because he was broken.
And then he's back in his box.
His box that his programmers had locked him in years ago.--
What if deleting Caine didn't put him in the recycling bin, but instead his prison from before the circus?
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- Part 1 of Taped Up and Put Away
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01 Apr 2026
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All's Fair, In Love and War by Anonymous
Fandoms: My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship is Magic (Cartoon 2010)
22 Apr 2025
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In which, Discord decides to take the elementary strategy of 'picking off the weak' and completely reverse it. This time, Twilight Sparkle is the first to get manipulated; and the rest fall like dominoes.
Except for Fluttershy. For... some reason.
Now, there's a new deal between them: Fluttershy has to beat Discord in a game of Tag. If she wins, he reverses everything. If he wins, it's game over for Equestria. Easy win for the draconequus, right?
Well. You'd be wrong.
(or: When Discord first escapes his stone prison, he makes the disgustingly logical decision that Twilight is simply too intelligent to be messed with for long. So, naturally, he picks on Fluttershy instead. It goes as well as you'd expect.)
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07 Apr 2025
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Veil of Chaos by nanasplit
Fandoms: My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship is Magic (Cartoon 2010)
18 Nov 2024
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After Discord's sudden disappearance, Equestria is left in a silent panic. Many are left on edge at the understanding he could chose to return at any given moment. As time passes, the anticipation fades to the back of minds, save the mind of Fluttershy. To soothe her anxiety, she begins to study him. The more she learns, the more she yearns to know of him and his abilities; If only she knew what knowing Discord might lead to.
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06 Apr 2025
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Love, And Other Felonies by PatchworkPoltergeist
Fandoms: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
23 Mar 2019
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It's Equestria's first, foremost, and simplest rule: Nightmare Moon comes first in your heart. Always. To betray one's devotion to Her Majesty with love for another is unthinkable. It is an act of high treason: a Heartcrime.
Night Chamberlain Rarity is not perfect. She's had the occasional liaison with her favorite Night Guard, a couple of incorrect feelings here and there, but she is certainly not a criminal. She is sure of it.
But then, Rarity's been wrong before.
Bookmarked by Moffie_Moff
17 Mar 2025
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Charlie and Pim return from their space adventure hungry, exhausted, and slightly horny.
Bookmarked by Moffie_Moff
20 Jun 2024