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Number One Reason: Simon Riley by HermaMorkle (MonsterDib)
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
21 Jun 2023
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Soap is woken up in the middle of the night by a distressed Simon, and does what he can so they can both go back to sleep
Just straight up Hurt/Comfort
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Soulmate Au where the color of your fingernails is a color that is important to your soulmate
Hux's nail's are green, a green so bright that is almost seems to glow, and he hates it. Good thing the First Order has a thing for gloves.
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Actual Ghost Footage (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!) by infiniteOddity (Agent00n0), RanebowStitches
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
28 Oct 2023
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Johnny and Simon are Soap and Ghost, two YouTubers who just want to film their ghost hunts and maybe find the proof that ghosts are real.
Or at least, that's what Soap wants.
Ghost knows that spirits are real, has been seeing them his whole life. He just wants to keep Soap safe, to do whatever he can to keep the man he loves at his side.
It's not like he'll have to deal with talking about the spirits he sees, the many fans of their channel, or a wedding.
Right?
Bookmarked by HermaMorkle (MonsterDib)
20 Oct 2025
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"'Soap?' Ghost asked, dumbfounded. He knew what drag was, he wasn’t fucking stupid, but knowing what drag is and seeing the man you’ve been infatuated with for years at a gay bar, in drag, are two entirely different things to contend with.
Soap tutted, placing one hand on a generous hip–Ghost was certain he’d put padding there–and the other flat on his chest, as if he was offended at the question.
'That's Lady Lather t'you, sir.'"Or
The song Andrew in Drag REALLY did a number on my psyche.Bookmarked by HermaMorkle (MonsterDib)
13 Sep 2025
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There’s a ghost haunting the 141 common room. At least, Soap is about 80% sure there is, which is, in fairness, realistically about as sure as anyone could reasonably be about spooks haunting their workplace. He’s not stupid, he knows no one else is going to believe him if he brings it up. The scorn if he suddenly starts harping on about ghosties and ghoulies.
None of that negates the fact that there definitely is one though. Probably.
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Bookmarked by HermaMorkle (MonsterDib)
24 Jun 2025
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Price's office door is cracked open when they make it to him. Soap knocks gently on the door frame anyway before bustling in with all of his gear. He would've liked to put his things down but he did say straight there.
"Right on time. Good to see you back in one piece."
Ghost closes the door behind him and the two of them stand there like kids sweating, trying to figure out if they're in trouble before the hammer drops.
"I'll cut straight to it, eh? Effective immediately you boys are on a mandatory six week leave."
Ghost's eyes go buck.
"Can I ask why, sir? Are we being investigated or something?" Soap's doing all the damage control he can but he's just as shocked as Ghost. He can't remember doing anything in the past six months that would result in being sent on involuntary leave. All thing's considered he's been keeping his nose clean; he's not even keeping explosives in his locker anymore.
Ghost and Soap can't put off taking their leaves anymore, and are sent on an involuntary vacation. Surely they can find something to do to keep themselves occupied.
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- Part 1 of Playing House: The Full Game
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Bookmarked by HermaMorkle (MonsterDib)
23 Mar 2025
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Offices are boring. Or that’s what John MacTavish had always thought, at least. Twenty-six years on the earth, and he’d managed to avoid the concept of a desk job until one fateful evening with his closest friend, his friend's boss and too many vodka cokes. Kyle Garrick had landed him the dream job he never thought he wanted.
The dream wasn’t really the work, though. More the hunk of a man in the office across from his, with a mysterious demeanour and masked face.
Bolts, Nuts & Papercuts is a story laced with daft British humour, too many trips to the pub, and a chance to follow along with two steamy office romances. Johnny and Simon, an unlikely duo who find they have a lot in common after Johnny goes through a rough breakup, and Price and Kyle, who navigate not only their boss and PA relationship, but the relationship with Price’s family from his former marriage.
But perhaps most importantly, this is a story about life. All the ups and downs, the parts that make us laugh, and cry, and all the emotions in-between.
Written by a disgruntled British office worker, I hope this silly, campy, maybe slightly over-the-top story brings you more joy than I get from the coffee machine at 08:00.
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Bookmarked by HermaMorkle (MonsterDib)
19 Feb 2025