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Actual Ghost Footage (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!) by infiniteOddity (Agent00n0), RanebowStitches
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
28 Oct 2023
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Johnny and Simon are Soap and Ghost, two YouTubers who just want to film their ghost hunts and maybe find the proof that ghosts are real.
Or at least, that's what Soap wants.
Ghost knows that spirits are real, has been seeing them his whole life. He just wants to keep Soap safe, to do whatever he can to keep the man he loves at his side.
It's not like he'll have to deal with talking about the spirits he sees, the many fans of their channel, or a wedding.
Right?
Bookmarked by HermaMorkle (MonsterDib)
20 Oct 2025
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"'Soap?' Ghost asked, dumbfounded. He knew what drag was, he wasn’t fucking stupid, but knowing what drag is and seeing the man you’ve been infatuated with for years at a gay bar, in drag, are two entirely different things to contend with.
Soap tutted, placing one hand on a generous hip–Ghost was certain he’d put padding there–and the other flat on his chest, as if he was offended at the question.
'That's Lady Lather t'you, sir.'"Or
The song Andrew in Drag REALLY did a number on my psyche.Bookmarked by HermaMorkle (MonsterDib)
13 Sep 2025
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There’s a ghost haunting the 141 common room. At least, Soap is about 80% sure there is, which is, in fairness, realistically about as sure as anyone could reasonably be about spooks haunting their workplace. He’s not stupid, he knows no one else is going to believe him if he brings it up. The scorn if he suddenly starts harping on about ghosties and ghoulies.
None of that negates the fact that there definitely is one though. Probably.
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- English
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- 43,057
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- 10/10
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Bookmarked by HermaMorkle (MonsterDib)
24 Jun 2025
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Price's office door is cracked open when they make it to him. Soap knocks gently on the door frame anyway before bustling in with all of his gear. He would've liked to put his things down but he did say straight there.
"Right on time. Good to see you back in one piece."
Ghost closes the door behind him and the two of them stand there like kids sweating, trying to figure out if they're in trouble before the hammer drops.
"I'll cut straight to it, eh? Effective immediately you boys are on a mandatory six week leave."
Ghost's eyes go buck.
"Can I ask why, sir? Are we being investigated or something?" Soap's doing all the damage control he can but he's just as shocked as Ghost. He can't remember doing anything in the past six months that would result in being sent on involuntary leave. All thing's considered he's been keeping his nose clean; he's not even keeping explosives in his locker anymore.
Ghost and Soap can't put off taking their leaves anymore, and are sent on an involuntary vacation. Surely they can find something to do to keep themselves occupied.
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- Part 1 of Playing House: The Full Game
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- English
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- 27,543
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 2
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- 137
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Bookmarked by HermaMorkle (MonsterDib)
23 Mar 2025
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Offices are boring. Or that’s what John MacTavish had always thought, at least. Twenty-six years on the earth, and he’d managed to avoid the concept of a desk job until one fateful evening with his closest friend, his friend's boss and too many vodka cokes. Kyle Garrick had landed him the dream job he never thought he wanted.
The dream wasn’t really the work, though. More the hunk of a man in the office across from his, with a mysterious demeanour and masked face.
Bolts, Nuts & Papercuts is a story laced with daft British humour, too many trips to the pub, and a chance to follow along with two steamy office romances. Johnny and Simon, an unlikely duo who find they have a lot in common after Johnny goes through a rough breakup, and Price and Kyle, who navigate not only their boss and PA relationship, but the relationship with Price’s family from his former marriage.
But perhaps most importantly, this is a story about life. All the ups and downs, the parts that make us laugh, and cry, and all the emotions in-between.
Written by a disgruntled British office worker, I hope this silly, campy, maybe slightly over-the-top story brings you more joy than I get from the coffee machine at 08:00.
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- English
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- 137,204
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- 27/27
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Bookmarked by HermaMorkle (MonsterDib)
19 Feb 2025
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It’s the seventy-fifth tally when they bring the alpha downstairs.
From the second Soap can hear him, he’s shouting up a storm. There are four men on him, and twice as many guns besides: he fights like hell the whole way down the hall. As he’s shoved onto his knees, he sinks his fangs into the thigh of his nearest captor. He gets himself pistol-whipped for his effort, and still looks like he wants to try it again.
Soap likes the big bastard intensely and immediately.
Soap and Ghost are imprisoned by the Al-Qatala, and things only get worse from there.
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- 36,340
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- 10/?
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Bookmarked by HermaMorkle (MonsterDib)
17 Feb 2025
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The vampire's eyes are wide and round, full of amazement. They dart wildly around the sights below, as if trying to see everything at once. The lights of the city reflect upon his face, soft shadows dancing across his elegant features. The very tips of his fangs are visible from his parted lips.
The radiance of the city pales in comparison.
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧
Two months after the brain falls, Baldur's Gate has picked up most of the pieces. The heroes that saved Faerûn have been there through most of it, helping the city get back on its feet. But now it's time to move on. Old lives and families to return to. Gale is going back to his tower in Waterdeep, back to the quiet, back to being alone; or at least, that was the plan. But plans change.
This is a story about falling in love.
(Fanart included)
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- Part 2 of Stumble and Fall
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- English
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- 162,384
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- 25/25
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Bookmarked by HermaMorkle (MonsterDib)
17 Dec 2024
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Astarion is near the docks when he feels Cazador's compulsion on him snap. He doesn't think twice. He just takes the next available ship out of Baldur's Gate. Its destination: The City of Splendors. Waterdeep.
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Gale takes back the glass, now empty, and then seems to fidget a little. “There is something I wanted to get your opinion on- but it can wait until you’ve recovered. You don’t look well at all- no offense meant, of course.”
“None taken,” Astarion says sweetly. “Please go on. Tell me exactly what it is about my appearance that you find lacking.”
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- 6/6
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Bookmarked by HermaMorkle (MonsterDib)
29 Nov 2024
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Or: John "Soap" MacTavish's extremely case-specific guide to wooing an idiot dragon.
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- Part 1 of Incompatible Mating Practices
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- English
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- 48,283
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 553
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Bookmarked by HermaMorkle (MonsterDib)
27 Oct 2024
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After medical discharge from the Army, a young, lost, impressionable John MacTavish joins a cult for a violent, dark extraplanar deity referred to as Ghost. One night, alone in the garden, Soap is called upon to prove his dedication to the otherworldly creature himself, though not in a way he would have ever expected.
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- Part 4 of Fics for Folks
Bookmarked by HermaMorkle (MonsterDib)
21 Oct 2024
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Ghost had been willing to call it a coincidence the first time, even the second, but this was getting concerning, maddening, even.
The notes kept appearing. Stuck to the wall beside the front door, onto the door of the microwave, onto the kitchen counter, the bathroom mirror – even his bloody nightstand.
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- Part 1 of Against the Kitchen Floor
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- English
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- 27,577
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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- 1
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- 33
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- 389
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Bookmarked by HermaMorkle (MonsterDib)
02 Oct 2024
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“Simon?”
Simon slides a book into place before turning around. The man in front of him is lean, worn thin, with bags like dusky thumbprints beneath his eyes. He’s swallowed by the massive black hoodie he’s wearing, his hands wedged deep into his pockets and his shoulders hunched.
For reasons he cannot begin to understand, Simon wants to crush this man into a tiny ball and then shove him into the mouth that gapes, screaming, around his own starved heart.
He doesn’t do that, obviously. He’s on the clock.
Or: Ghost loses his memories and falls in love with his husband, again.
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- English
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- 31,104
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Comments:
- 220
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- 2,290
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Bookmarked by HermaMorkle (MonsterDib)
21 Jul 2024
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Instead of having to crawl out of his own grave, Simon escapes Roba's clutches with the help of Ghost. A klyntar stranded on earth who decided to make Simon his new home. The two of them were content with each other. They didn't need other humans.
Until they met Johnny.---
This story is a retelling of the game's campaign. Obviously there will be some differences due to the whole symbiote thing. Please enjoy :)
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- English
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- 128,153
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- 21/21
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Bookmarked by HermaMorkle (MonsterDib)
20 Jun 2024
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“I wasn’t saving you,” Simon said. “I was saving him.”
Johnny’s brow knitted in confusion.
“If I left you to handle that scumbag, you might’ve just torn his throat open right at the kitchen table,” He deadpanned. “Don’t think I don’t see the way you bite a thread loose when you’re sewing. There’s bloodlust in those eyes, love.”
He tensed minutely, not meaning to let the pet name slip out, but the other man didn’t seem phased. Johnny threw his head back and cackled. Simon watched the way those eyes shined with mirth, and thought he might kill the next time someone tried to insult this precious omega. He ached, breathing through his nose shallowly, trying not to smell Johnny’s scent too deeply, lest he forget himself and lean forward to nose along his warm neck.
“What am I going to do with you, Riley?” Johnny asked, fondly. Simon shrugged with the other shoulder, careful not to dislodge Johnny’s grip on his hand.
Keep me, he thought. Let me keep you.
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Ghostsoap Homesteader AU- Language:
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- 8/8
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Bookmarked by HermaMorkle (MonsterDib)
25 Mar 2024
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without a mouth i can swear your name by winterbuckyy
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
01 Oct 2023
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When a new serial killer emerges from the night, Soap really isn't expecting to sink into an obsession so quickly. As a Detective assigned to work the new case, he's only enabled by the evidence, by the proof that his serial killer wants him back just as badly
Thus starts a game of cat and mouse, with no real losers. Soap thrives on the gifts from his killer, on the bodies and trinkets, and he'll stop at nothing to make sure the murderer is safe
Now, if only his colleague Simon would stop making him paranoid that he knows, that would be great
or serial killer au but soap is obsessed with ghost and does terrible fucked up things for him. and they fuck a lot. but with Feelings. soap is what will graham was too pussy to be
Bookmarked by HermaMorkle (MonsterDib)
27 Nov 2023
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*New Chapter!*
Heading to the front office he’s really starting to feel the loss of his morning coffee. He’s so tired he almost misses the clumps of mud and dirt that are starting to cover the pathway. But there’s no way he could miss a whole plot dug up. Right next to the brand new bulbs he planted yesterday a whole plot is disturbed, grass, topsoil, down to the rocky soil that lies deep under.
“I swear to Christ if those boys dug up the wrong plot-” he starts, but it dies in his chest. The actual plot isn’t very far from where he stands. He can see it from there, and he can see it neatly refilled with the green tarp covering it, waiting to be reseeded with grass. That cold discomfort sets into his stomach again, and all his reassurances melt away. Something else dug this plot up.
The headstone is old, unreadable and crooked as it sits at the maw of the hole. It’s dug sloppy and uneven, like it wasn’t even done with a tool. Like it was done with nothing more than bare hands.
John is a humble graveyard keeper. Happy, if not a bit bored. Then a grave is disturbed, a stranger appears at his house, and everything changes.
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- English
- Words:
- 25,118
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 1
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- 119
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- 998
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- 8,752
Bookmarked by HermaMorkle (MonsterDib)
27 Nov 2023
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“Do ye have feelin’ in them?” Soap asks curiously.
Yes, Ghost wants to say. He has so much feeling in them. They’re a part of his body, even if he wasn’t born with them on his head. Yes, he wants to say, because you’re touching them with your gentle fingers and it’s making me fucking crazy! You have no idea.
“No,” he says instead, his voice tight.
Or, Ghost has horns and Soap likes to touch them.
Bookmarked by HermaMorkle (MonsterDib)
13 Jun 2023
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Mystery Work
Part of Private
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by MonsterDib
06 Apr 2023
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My Dear Husband (Marry Me Again) by your_executioner
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
21 Jan 2023
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Rodolfo Parra is left to burn by himself, smoke plaguing his lungs and fire threatening to swallow him whole. He teeters between keeping his eyes open and sleeping forever, desperately clinging onto that voice that begs him to stay awake, to stay with him.
He blacks out.
For a while, he thinks he’s reached the end. He’s filled with regrets for what he failed to say, regrets for what he failed to do. He begs God, or whoever the fuck that will hear him, for a second chance.
Rodolfo does wake up, but everything isn’t as it seems. The infirmary is the same, and so is himself and the fact he was almost burned alive. But then, the man is given the biggest jumpscare of his life when he realises his soul has been transported into a parallel universe where everything’s the same, except, he’s been married to his best friend for years now.
A.k.a, the isekai-ification of AleRudy!
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05 Apr 2023
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Rodolfo freezes when he sees, and his voice changes from a complaining tone to one entirely new to Alejandro, “Mine.”
It’s not exactly a growl, he looks too shocked for that, but it’s not the anger he’s been expecting for the last fifteen minutes or so. His gaze drags from the hat to where Alejandro has his legs stretched out on his bed, and back up to his eyes. He pauses there, looming over him, and swallows hard.
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Alejandro finds a cowboy hat in Rodolfo's locker and learns the other man has a hidden talent and love of line dancing, swing dancing, and generally being very attractive and irresistible. He immediately loses all ability to be suave and tags Soap in to be his wingman.Bookmarked by MonsterDib
04 Apr 2023