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Scaramouche: this chat might be the only good idea you’ve ever had tartar sauce
Tartaglia: thank u thank u
Tartaglia changed Scaramouche’s screen name to FandangoMan
Tartaglia changed the chat settingsFandangoMan: WHAT
YOU IMBECILE
LET ME CHANGE IT BACKTartaglia: no ❤️
FandangoMan: i amend my statement you’ve never had a good idea in your entire pathetic life you absolute buffoon
With the blessing of Her Majesty the Tsaritsa, Childe makes a group chat for the Harbingers. Shenanigans ensue.
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I mostly wrote this thing to make myself laugh, but I’m posting it here in the hopes that it might make other people laugh too! (also Hoyo refuses to give us Harbingers content, so I’m taking matters into my own hands lol)
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on Saturdays! :Dsporadically (I'M JUST BUSY, I SWEAR I HAVEN'T DROPPED THIS FIC TRUST 😭🙏)Series
- Part 1 of erix's fatui harbinger stuff
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28 Mar 2026
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Aether just wants to protect his sister. The guys agree. After all, they don't need more competition.
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01 Mar 2026
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always carry a switchblade and ibuprofen by sarosficial
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Jan 2026
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“And get this.” Tighnari leans forward conspiratorially. “Durin apparently wanted Hat Guy to show him around the Akademiya. He initially said no, but then Durin pouted and he agreed.”
Kaveh’s jaw drops, gasping with all the dramatics that this situation requires. Alhaitham’s eyebrows even raise slightly, almost like he’s impressed. “What?” Kaveh whispers. “This is the same guy who once told a toddler sobbing in the street to get a hold of himself, yes?”
“Precisely.” Really, Tighnari doesn’t consider himself one prone to gossip. He’s more so… intrigued. Have they known each other for a long time? If so, why haven’t they ever heard of or seen him until now? And how would they know each other?
There's a new dragon in town, and he somehow has the ability to befriend Hat Guy of all people. Tighnari, Cyno, Alhaitham, and Kaveh (who have all known Hat Guy for much longer, thank you) are determined to solve the mystery.
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28 Feb 2026
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Ever since you started working as a special control unit for the Harbingers under the Tsaritsa, your life has been going smoothly.
Until a certain one of them comes along and makes things difficult.
With you now forced to be more than an observing shadow, what starts as a simple fascination on your end might turn into something more.Bookmarked by Mortem13
27 Feb 2026
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Furina was excited: the Archons, her friends, were coming to visit, and there was so much of Fontaine she wanted to show off.
Neuvillette was tense: the Archons, Celestia's Usurpers, were coming to visit, and while he wished to judge them, all of Fontaine could be imperiled.
The Archons were committed: Clearly, neither Furina nor Neuvillette were willing to act, and thus, as Furina's friends, they were obliged to intercede.- Language:
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22 Feb 2026