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明智吾郎完全搞不懂为什么突然之间有这么多人表现得像是他的朋友。
或者：这是一个怪盗团决定和敌人相识、相伴、相恋、相爱的故事。
（2024/09/01 Chapter 3更新3/5）
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只要有机会，来栖晓就会和那位名为明智吾郎的侦探调情。明智不知道来栖到底有多少诚意，但他一直都在顺势应和这些「虚情假意的」小玩笑。随着时间的推移，他们之间的打情骂俏却变得越来越像真的了。不仅越来越像真的，也越来越露骨。可无论是来栖还是明智，都不知道该怎么停下。说实话，他们也不知道自己是不是真的想停下。
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Carig今年十七岁，却依然没和人接过吻。自从他和Tweek被人们公认为一对已经过去了七年有余。他觉得分手对他们彼此来说都是最好的，这样他们就能和别人交往，然后得到吻。但分手比想象的要难，特别是当他意识到自己其实并不想分手的时候，已经有点太晚了。
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【授翻】酒友与日记 Drinking Buddies and Diaries by MrHeroJones
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Oct 2023
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「我读过关于你的书。」Muriel简单地说。
Crowley没跟上Muriel的思路。「关于我的书？」
「那本写给Aziraphale的朋友Diary的书信集？你一定认识这位朋友，很有可能是个天使，但我应该没见过。」
Crowley猛烈地咳嗽起来。「你读了Aziraphale的日记（diary）？」
【本文CP为*清水无差*】
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日向觉得自己对狛枝的爱就像狛枝对火的爱。火——美妙非凡，摧毁一切，即使是爱火之人。
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Harry Potter is deeply ashamed of sleeping with Malfoy.
Draco's just ashamed he lets him.
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Sea-bound Hearts by Brainwashed (LoveForAll), The_Branwen_Calliope
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
25 Dec 2025
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Zoro wondered how long it would take for The Cook to notice. As it turned out- not long at all. In fact, the Cook was.. as usual, hyper aware of his kitchen. As Zoro made it about halfway through the bottle he’d acquired, the familiar stomping said Cook’s dress shoes would echo across the deck of the Sunny. The Strawhat Cook wore a scowl on his face, hair falling into his eyes as he came to a stop directly in front of the thief, his shadow blocking out the sun.
“...You bastard! You damned thief! Did you just assume you could walk into MY kitchen and just take whatever the fuck you want, whenever you want?” Cigarette smoke billowed out of Sanji’s flared nostrils, mimicking a dragon’s smoke– ironically. “What if I was saving that? What if I needed it for fucking dinner tonight?”
“Eh… you would have figured it out..” The response was followed by the man taking another swig of the bottle, before turning it and offering it to Sanji. “You going to take a swig while you're standing here?”
=Zoro is hiding something, Sanji is internally struggling since Whole Cake, and BOTH of them are pining idiots with danger looming in the background. I introduce to you, a Demon, Canon Divergent AU based off an active Roleplay.=
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papa says harry potter helps people by jilliancares for Shellstain
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Apr 2018
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Draco Malfoy is reintroduced into Harry's life when a little boy enters his shop, lost. The same little boy upends all his bookshelves, which Draco holds himself responsible for. It all kind of escalates from there.
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As post-war violence and tensions rise, it seems as if there’s no hope to unify the wizarding world. Except, maybe, a manufactured relationship between resident Saviour Harry Potter and known purveyor of the Dark Arts Draco Malfoy. (The fact that they detest each other is beside the point.)
But as Draco’s unrelenting mind games begin to wear him down, Harry has to remind himself that it’s all fake. The relationship is fake. The affection is fake. The pet names, the romance — even the engagement photos are fake.
But there’s something in Draco’s kiss that might just be real.
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2025-12-25 09:50 太辣了我只能说，目前还不知道攻受如何但反正能看出来是德拉科先喜欢哈利的（又爱又恨！哈利只有逐渐沉沦的份儿😈
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德拉科和哈利的一夜情以灾难告终，因为哈利告诉德拉科，他无法摆脱他们之间糟糕的过去。于是，当德拉科在神秘事务司发现一个不同寻常的时间转换器时，他抓住机会，想与哈利重新开始。然而，他非但没有解决问题，反而让事情变得更糟。