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    To save the world from utter destruction, a person's memory was required. Not their memories, but everyone else's memories of them. They would be fundamentally erased from existence. Like they were never even there at all.

    The moment Superman told them that, his face sunken and his eyes hollow, Damian knew it had to be him.

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    Damian Wayne is forgotten by the entire world. "Starting over" is more painful then he imagined.

    [A guide with a... questionable success rate]

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    06 Feb 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 91

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    Nie Huaisang was eating seedless grapes and thinking about neurokinin B folding when he got the call. Jiang Cheng? Huh. Wasn’t it his "chaperoned" date today?

    He picked up the call and raised the phone to his ear. “Yes?”

    “Huaisang, I think I killed the Twin Jades of Lan, and I need you to help me hide the bodies!”

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    25 Mar 2024

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    “Lan Zhan,” he repeated, embarrassingly reverent. The man in question shuffled even closer in response — quite the accomplishment considering he had already been molded to Wei Wuxian’s side.

    “You can call me Wei Ying,” he said, needing to hear his name echoed back in that smooth tone.

    “...Darling.”

    Wei Wuxian choked on an inhale. He bent at the waist, coughing until he could breathe normally again. When he straightened up, Lan Zhan was right in front of him, looking down at him almost impassively.

    “No, not darling,” Wei Wuxian said, twice as loud and about five times more frantic. “Wei. Ying.”

    “Mn.” A slight tilt of the head. “Darling.”

     

    Or: Lan Zhan gets drunk at the club and wanders off. Wei Ying saves him from a creep, learns his name, loses his shit (continuously), reunites him with Xichen, and somehow gets permission to sleep with him once he sobers up. Mazel tov?

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    25 Mar 2024

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    Hanzo Shimada is an expatriate student of the Fine Arts, attending college in what he assumes to be a reasonably sedate corner of the American southwest. Jesse McCree is an occasionally leather-clad NPS ranger whose duties extend somewhat further than shooing lost tourists back onto the clearly marked hiking trails. Something weird is going on in the desert south of Santa Fe and their lives unexpectedly come together in the middle of it.

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    11 Mar 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Neuvillette was woken by the sound of a baby crying, though he still tried to sleep despite it. When it didn’t stop, he nudged Wriothesley, who was asleep beside him, awake. Wriothesley soon woke up as well, though was more awake than Neuvillette seemed to be.

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    Wriothesley and Neuvillette are woken up twice by the crying of their infant son

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    11 Mar 2024