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    Shen Qingqiu has seen porn, okay?

    Back in the days when he was online for approximately 85% of his waking hours, there were popups all over the place. Sure, most of them were animated (poorly); most of them were gay male porn, for some reason (some reason); but there was some disconcerting real life stuff as well!

    He’s seen a vagina. At least a few times! He knows what they look like!

    Liu Qingge, on the other hand… Shen Qingqiu is 99% sure that this man hasn’t seen a vagina since the day he came out of one, if the way he’s staring down his pants in horror is any indication.

    ...Luo Binghe, Shen Qingqiu, and Liu Qingge are all infected by a terrible pollen that gives them a ~woman's body~ and can only be cured through orgasm. They, uh, work together, as um, a team, to- uh- to- orgasms are involved

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    21 Sep 2025

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    If his lovers wished for him to wait, quiet and still between them, he would do so for as long as they asked.

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    21 Sep 2025

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    Mobei-Jun and Shang Qinghua have settled into a somewhat stable relationship pattern, since the plot has died down. Mobei no longer is beating his intended, but the demonic urge to bully ones beloved doesn't just vanish overnight, and Shang Qinghua is determined to survive, thrive, and fight fire with fire. Isn't he even more capable of such things than anyone?
    Shen Qingqiu really, really doesn't want to know the answer, especially not if it's spoken anywhere near Luo Binghe. The last thing he needs is his husband getting inspired...

    Prompt fill for Gatcha for Gaza, anonymous donor, freeform prompt! Thank you so much for your help!

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    21 Sep 2025

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    Shang Qinghua is very tired of having to remember every lost, destroyed or deleted draft of PIDW just to keep his head above water in this violent ass world. Why did he have to put up that fan poll about what fuzzy animal demon Mobei-Jun's minion should be? Why did he put in an evil fox spirit wife plot to that one draft when it was just a fan theory anyway?!

    Also the system keeps warning him to keep away from truth serums or face a terrible cost. One of the serums came in a gun shaped bottle and says Checkov on it, what's that about?

    Obscuris Vera Involvens : Truth lies in obscurity

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    21 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 95

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    Now that Nezha’s physical form is finally complete, his master needs Aobing's help. He must assist Nezha in pursuing an undertaking of the highest importance. Taiyi Zhenren has decided that his first and only disciple needs to have an attitude more befitting his refined grown-up appearance.

    What better way to do this than to have Nezha's best friend, who just so happens to be an ideal role model for all disciples across the three realms, help him out?

    In which Taiyi Zhenren assigns Aobing a very important top-secret mission: to teach Nezha some manners.

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    19 Sep 2025

  6. Public Bookmark 4

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    Oubingzha Week Day 5 - Jianzi Rematch

    Ao Bing expected a usual peaceful afternoon in his boyfriend's bedroom.

    Nezha wants a rematch.

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    19 Sep 2025

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    17 Sep 2025

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    Shang Qinghua knew there were eyes on him. Rarely were his instincts wrong. All the other times it never really caused him that much of a problem other than just being afraid. But that complacency has come back to bite him. Now Shang Qinghua is stuck in a cave with a hulking Selkie claiming Shang Qinghua is to be his mate! While he isn't complaining at the fine choice of man, he is rather cold in this cave. So surely his new Selkie husband wouldn't mind warming up Shang Qinghua, right?

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    17 Sep 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 12

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    As a lead scientist at the Cang Qiong Research Facility for Cryptid Specimen, Shang Qinghua believes his life to be easy. Work like the damned, barely get thanked for it, write smut of your colleagues to release steam, go to bed. Rince and repeat.
    Until one of the habitat sends error messages and he's the only one in the sector to deal with it.

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    16 Sep 2025

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    There was once a selkie, fat, smart and pretty. Unfortunately, he had a bad taste in men. Even more unfortunately, it was reciprocal.

    Or Ice King Mobei-jun finds a fine smelling pelt on the shore, and, for some reason, that same day a measly demon starts following him everywhere, EVEN TO HIS ROYAL BEDROOM.

    A story about two idiots!

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    16 Sep 2025

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    Ao Bing had something to tell his father. Ao Guang proceeded to have an existential crisis.

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    16 Sep 2025

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    Javier Asrahan attempts to wrap his mind around how such an ugly man could be his lord, and he almost wraps his mind around how he really feels about master Lloyd.

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    15 Sep 2025

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    Within a month, Shang Qinghua learns are two rules to keep in mind when working under a COO like Mobei Jun:

    First, if you arrive early, you’re probably already late; if you arrive on time, you’re definitely late; and, if you arrive late, turn in your badge and get the hell out.

    Second, follow the first rule. Or else.

    (Of course, what did Shang Qinghua expect when working for a spoiled, trust-fund alpha hellbent on proving he’s not a fuerdai?)

    Shang Qinghua navigates his new job… And his new boss.

    For Noot as part of the Moshang Events Secret Santa 2022!

    Russian translation here.

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    15 Sep 2025

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    Shang Qinghua's work in his first and second lives had completely ruined his memory. His Beta nature leaving him to assume intentions was the worst thing that could have happened to him.

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    Shang Qinghua is just a little guy, why would you guys expect him to know what's going on with his king? He just works here.

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    14 Sep 2025

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    Shang Qinghua, Beta, part-time author, and full-time dumbass, wakes up in his Alpha boss's bed with no recollection of how he got there.

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    14 Sep 2025

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    Mobei-Jun and Shang Qinghua experience their first wife plot. Unfortunately, Shang Qinghua is too dense to realize it.

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    14 Sep 2025

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    Omega!SQH has body image issues, Alpha!MBJ fucks the anxiety away

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    14 Sep 2025

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    He wondered how this happened. Of course, Shang Qinghua never actually wrote about Mobei-Jun’s dick. All of his original works were filled with beautiful demon women, so while he wrote about the monstrous appearance of their male counterparts, he didn't take their package into consideration. But Mobei-Jun was… Shang Qinghua's shamelessly monsterous type.

    So it was only natural that his dick was the same; just as terrifying, large, and destructive as its owner.

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    14 Sep 2025

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    Shang Qinghua never gave the A/B/O status of the world much thought beyond the potential problems it created for An Ding peak. As a canon fodder character, it had never seemed important, even after his relationship with Mobei-Jun, an alpha, had turned somewhat serious. After all, Shang Qinghua was only a mere beta.

    So why was everyone at the banquet suddenly staring at him?

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    Shang Qinghua finally gets wife-plotted.

    -----
    This is a gift for Fernstone for the Scum Villain Secret Santa.

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    14 Sep 2025

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    This is- unacceptable, Shang Qinghua decides. He hadn't known it before this moment, but it’s completely unacceptable, the idea that some- some- some harlot could think they could ever manipulate his king into a bad trade deal with something as simple as some excellent tits. Nevermind that Mobei-jun was entirely blank faced at the display in front of him- it was about the very concept that someone thought they could try.

    Shang Qinghua cannot let this stand.

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    14 Sep 2025

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