N_lunar
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Owlman finds a scruffy little thing in an alley and brings it home.
It looks almost like a cat. It acts almost like a cat. It is, unbeknownst to him, the Devastator.
Then it turns into a man.
Fortunately, Owlman has always been very good at handling unexpected problems. Unfortunately, this one keeps crawling into his bed.
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夜枭捡到一只破破烂烂的猫，后来这只猫变成了一个男人。
“所有人都该警惕那个胸口有S的男人。”
“你说的红披风、蓝紧身衣、胸口有个S、擅长伪装的超能力坏男人没看见，我们这儿只有一个本来就是超级反派的终极人。”
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蝙蝠侠伪装成火柴马龙，追踪夜枭的伪装身份——埃迪·维尔，走进一家酒吧。但是他们都不知道，今晚这家酒吧会把他们心里想的事以旁白的形式无情播报出来。
- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
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- 3,592
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- Kudos:
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夜枭为何总是不高兴？蝙蝠侠为何备受质疑？
因为发生了——灵魂交换？！
“不堪一击的紧身衣。”
“笨重的铠甲。”
互相看不顺眼的两人，却必须联手拯救世界！
他们并肩作战，
他们大打出手。
他们是——世界上最好的宿敌，世界上最坏的搭档。
“我不需要同伴。”夜枭一脸冷漠。
“白日做梦。”蝙蝠侠嗤笑。
有这样的敌人，你还需要什么朋友呢？
欢迎收看《夜枭/蝙蝠侠 特刊》之多元宇宙震荡危机！ -
The Narrator Suggests You Don’t Fight or Kiss; You Still Have to Go Home and Eat at the Same Table Later by N_lunar
Fandoms: DCU
28 Mar 2026
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Batman, disguised as Matches Malone, tracks down Owlman’s civilian alias, Eddie Vale, and walks into a bar. What neither of them knows is that tonight, the bar will mercilessly narrate their every thought.