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Theo Nott is in love with Hermione Granger. Everyone knows Hermione is fond of the written word, and Theo wants to woo her the old-fashioned way with written endearments and billets-doux. Problem is, Theo can't write for toffee. His best mate Draco, however, can. Draco loves Hermione, too, but that's a secret. Draco reluctantly helps his friend out, resulting in romantic and comical consequences.
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Night after night, Head Girl Hermione has been sleepwalking into Head Boy Draco's bedroom. And it's doing his head in! Why is she doing this? How can he stop her? Does he actually want to stop her?
Head Boy/Girl trope, sexy romantic comedy. Alt universe (no Voldemort).
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It started out as an ordinary night in the pub. Then Harry had to go and make a bet... Post-Hogwarts, Dramione, bad language, no Voldemort, some sex, no bitter rivalries or arch-enemies. Rewritten May 2024. Image by Taras Dubov 123RF
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Officer White and the team are pursuing men who spike their dates’ drinks and assault them. This evening, Lauren is the bait and Kieran is the lookout. However, things do not go according to plan. At all. And Kieran comes to understand that his feelings about Lauren, feelings he’s been struggling with for some time, can’t ever be realized.
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Once lovers in their university days, Draco and Hermione meet by chance twenty-five years later and reminisce. One-shot; sex scenes (which rather gives the plot away, but never mind); infertility. Updated 11/05/2024.
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The Death Eaters have captured a prize - the brightest mind of the Golden Trio. Voldemort orders Draco to execute Hermione, but what he does instead surprises everyone, sending them both down different pathways until they meet again. Alt-universe. Dramione. HEA. No major character deaths.
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Mysterious Things that go Bump in the Night by NeverNik
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jul 2022
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Hermione Granger's waking up in the mornings dead tired with small unexplained marks and bruises scattered over her body. Sometimes she can't remember what she did the previous night. But that's all rather here nor there. She's got NEWTs to sit and her future to prepare for.
She's a confident young woman by day.
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Kieran wakes early one morning with Lauren in his bed. He needs to touch her, but it's a work day.
Is there time?
There's always time.
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We Probably Need to Talk by NeverNik
Fandoms: Purple Hyacinth - Ephemerys & Sophism (Webcomic)
25 Jun 2022
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Late one night, Lauren discovers Kieran’s sketches. They’re beautiful, wild, disturbing, and of her. And him. Together.
For months, Lauren has spent most of her effort and energy hiding her growing feelings for Kieran, secure in the knowledge that he’d never return them. A pretend romantic relationship is all that seems to be on offer.
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Hermione transfigured her wand into a vibrator, but she can't transfigure it back without the help of another wand. It would be beyond humiliating to ask anyone for help. What is she going to do? She'd been without her wand all day now, and a certain Slytherin someone is a bit too observant for his own good... Just a smutty story, really.
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Ministry of Magic employees Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are always at each other's throats. Not a civil word is exchanged between them all week. Thank Merlin it's Friday evening! One short trip down in the lift (elevator) and they'll be free of each other for the weekend... or will they? Dramione, AU, M-rated for profanity and sex scenes.
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A Dramione Christmas Carol: legendary rich and foul-tempered Draco Malfoy gets richer and fouler every year. Especially around Christmas. Why is he so foul? And rich? Why doesn't he care that everyone fears and loathes him? It's up to three magical Christmas spirits to sort it out.
Written for Strictly Dramione's Yuletide Magic 2018 Fest.
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Hermione and Draco are interning at Gringotts Wizarding Bank over the school holidays before their Seventh Year begins at Hogwarts. Hermione is thrilled; Draco rather less so. Hermione's had a crush on curse-breaker Bill Weasley for years; now's her chance to show him how she feels! Whereas it's all Draco can do to stave off the irritation of having to work with three of the most randy wizards in the Muggle-Wizard Foreign Exchange department.
But anything could happen behind closed vaults...
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Recently-ordained priest Father Draco Malfoy has joined the congregation of St Dumbledore in the busy town of Gryffindor Ridge, under the mentorship of Father Severus Snape.
On Fr Malfoy's first Saturday afternoon, Fr Snape abruptly orders him to take confession and disappears. Confused, Fr Malfoy wonders why, until a mysterious parishioner enters the confessional to confess her sins.
He discovers that her sins are not your run-of-the-mill wrongdoings, and that the young woman is not your everyday parishioner... -
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Draco and Hermione want their friends to know about their relationship. Trouble is, some may not take it very well and may end up being scarred for life - emotionally or physically, take your pick. So our lovers put their heads together and work out a plan... or three. Part four of the 'Show and Tell' series. WInner of the 2018 Hermione's Haven Award for Best Series.
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- Part 4 of Show and Tell
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During the Final Battle, Hermione disappears.
Or so everyone thinks.
She's been hit by a curse that's rendered her mute and changed her appearance. All alone in a world where she used to be known and loved, how will she break the curse? How will she even survive?
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Wedding Night Advice for Constable Collins by NeverNik
Fandoms: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries
23 Dec 2017
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Hugh and Dot's wedding day approaches, but Hugh's worried about what should happen on the wedding night. He needs advice - and he's decided Detective Inspector Robinson is just the man for the job. E rating for smut. It's rather smutty. Did I mention it was smutty?
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Since Hermione and Draco became lovers, their swearing (particularly in the throes of passion) has reached epic proportions. So Hermione decides to introduce a swear jar. Part three of the Show and Tell Series. Winner of the 2018 Hermione's Haven Award for Best Series.
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- Part 3 of Show and Tell
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Hermione feels safe against the wall. Scary things are happening in the centre of the Heads' Common Room. Winner of the 2018 Hermione's Haven Award for Best Series.
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- Part 2 of Show and Tell
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Malfoy is acting in a very un-Malfoy-like manner, and people are noticing. Could it have something to do with Granger? Part One of the Show and Tell series. E for sex scenes and swearwords. Winner of the 2018 Hermione's Haven award for Best Series.
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- Part 1 of Show and Tell