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This is my take on Lord of the rings - I do not own any of the characters (even the ones I created myself!)
This is not intended to be taken seriously, not even by itself, it's just for enjoyment. It should follow the storyline in the books with a few twists
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- Part 1 of Lord Of The Rings Alt
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Complete as of September 21, 2025! ❤️
Astarion straightened, a half grin on his lips now.
“Yes, I would assume you don’t usually make a habit of leaping into the muck at the slightest provocation, though your outfit says otherwise.”
He reached a hand toward her, palm up, offering to assist her out of the creek. Jen stared at it for a moment, half of her wanting to step forward and touch it, to verify its existence. The other half knew damn well that such an action would be a deadly folly.
“I think I’ll stay in the creek, thanks.”
She saw him stiffen, his gaze sharpening before he sneered his question at her.
“I’m sorry, do I know you?”
“Nope,” she responded, probably too nonchalantly. “But I know who you are. What I don’t know is how the hell you’re here.”
Set about a century after the events of Baldur’s Gate 3 and the fall of the Elder Brain, follow Astarion as he figures out how the hells to navigate this new plane he’s stumbled into with the help of his weird little guide. With any luck, between the two of them, they’ll be able to complete the quest he originally set out on.
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- Part 1 of Astarion and Jen
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11 Jun 2025
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Judgement by sapphic_september
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Baldurs Gate - Fandom
02 Jan 2026
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A year has passed since Tav and her companions defeated the Netherbrain. Trying to start fresh in Waterdeep, Tav is plagued by the memory of that gruesome night in Cazador's dungeon: the night she helped Astarion ascend.
Back at Baldur's Gate, the past consumes Astarion as well. Grappling with the reality of his newfound power, he fumes at the idea of his once-lover's simple, charmed life. Astarion's resentment festers into something unbearable, until he decides to take back what he sees as his...
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07 Jun 2025
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Astarion had a nice simple plan, really: seduce the party leader for protection so she would never turn on him and use her to defeat Cazador. Too bad she had decided to play hard to get, and worse, Astarion soon found himself falling under the wizard's spell. Just what in the hells did he get himself into? He couldn't possibly fall in love with her, could he?
This chapter: Astarion and the party go to the Underdark.
Updates every weekend.
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- Part 1 of i will love you endlessly
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28 Apr 2025
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She came to Skyrim with twenty septims, a dagger, and far too much confidence.
Aurelia Cassian is eighteen, stubborn, sarcastic, and completely unprepared for the blood-soaked chaos waiting beyond Cyrodiil’s border. She thought she’d find adventure. Instead, she finds wolves, frostbite, bandits, necromancers, unpaid labor, morally dubious bards, and a chair by the fire if she’s lucky. So...kind of the same!
These are her journal entries—recorded every day without skipping a beat—as she tries to survive a land that seems determined to break her. What begins as the overconfident ramblings of a would-be adventurer slowly becomes something more: a record of scars, choices, victories, and the uncomfortable, unstoppable process of becoming someone powerful.
She doesn’t know she’s the Dragonborn. She just wants to make it through the week without dying, crying, or punching a noble in the teeth.
She might fail on all three.
But at least she'll look damn good doing it.Bookmarked by Never_Normal
04 Apr 2025
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Idañnykeā Perzys by mongvie
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
11 Dec 2022
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Daemon was Falling on God's eye, Ready to embrace his death.
But instead of greet by Balerion in the after life, he was wakeup on Tourney at 105 AC in middle of Jousting match.
And he swear to make everything right this time.
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All High Valyrian Conversation will be on ItalicSeries
- Part 1 of Idañnykeā perzys
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18 Aug 2023