NobodyNowhereAndNothing
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Retconning s03 e07 so hilson happens, like any normal person would.
Set when they’re in the car driving, during the question back and forth with Coma Guy.
‘Ever love anybody else?’
‘No more questions, I got my answer.’Remix of tornyourdress ‘s Questions and Answers, because why not. No hate to the creator I just got inspired. And also House CAN tell Wilson, I believe in you buddy.
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Is It So Difficult To Shut The Window Properly??? by NobodyNowhereAndNothing
Fandoms: House M.D.
27 Aug 2025
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I'm trying not to crash out rn cuz I'm overheating (and can't unlatch my freaking window), so i decided to project on my blorbos rq.
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House can't get his window open while abroad for a conference and is overheating, and much like author, is trying not to freak out.
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House and Wilson decide to go out (COMPLETELY PLATONICALLY) to a new 60's diner for a few (many) drinks after work. The ducklings magically appear along with Cuddy too. House is so done, everyone is so drunk, and chaos ensues. Also hilson
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At Least There Was No Table For Me To Hit My Head On. by NobodyNowhereAndNothing
Fandoms: House M.D.
02 Aug 2025
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House knows something’s up with Wilson, but he isn’t telling him anything, so naturally he drugs him yet again and snoops.
This was just meant to be a little 2am one shot, so this will be told from Wilson’s pov as he won’t be entirely sedated, just hallucinating a bit and stumbling around his apartment. I’ll make it relatively interesting though dw
ALSO I KNOW HOUSE USUALLY DRUGS WILSON WITH AMPHETAMINES, I FORGOT THIS UNTIL I HAD DONE A SMALL AMOUNT OF RESEARCH ON KETAMINE THEN JUST DECIDED THAT HE CAN HAVE KETAMINE THIS TIME.
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Lots Of Lemon Juice, Please! by NobodyNowhereAndNothing
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Mar 2025
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Crowley and Aziraphale celebrate pancake day together, and Crowley commits an atrocity.
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Cunk on Fangs by beemovieerotica
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
17 Mar 2025
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Philomena Cunk interviews the vampire.
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26 Oct 2025
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*SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2 EPISODE 6 OF GOOD OMENS* like the title says alternate ending where crowley speaks first and confesses his love for aziraphale. aziraphale declines the metatron’s offer!!
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13 Oct 2024
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Starry Night by zinpin
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Sep 2024
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The somewhat famous couturier and former engineer Anthony J. Crowley needs a set for his upcoming fundraiser fashion show. Unfortunately, the only one available to work on such short notice is no other than Aziraphale Z. Fell, heir of the Fell family, the face of everything that is wrong with this world. He will have to keep him at an arm's length if he doesn't want him to spoil the Eden he built for himself and those he wants to protect.
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Or the tale of two idiots one-upping each other prank-wise while they begrudgingly work on the same fashion show. Picture book edition.
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12 Oct 2024
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Homeworld is shitty, here’s some oneshots about it.
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29 Sep 2024
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Set after the events of ‘Fragments’,
Jasper doesn’t reform after being shattered. She’s gone for good - and Steven has to deal with the consequences of taking it a little too far.
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29 Sep 2024