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Erling is that insanely wealthy heir to a Norwegian dukedom living in a high-end London penthouse. He has to fly back to Oslo for a boring royal ambassador gala for 5 days, but his friend and volunteer pet-sitter cancels. Jude, a college student suddenly pushed to take the emergency job to watch Erling’s house and mischievous fluffy, Norwegian Elkhound puppy.
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31 Jul 2026
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Jobe couldn’t conceal his concern, then from the hallway came a muffled thump, then a barely audible squeak.
Jobe froze. "What the fuck was that?"
"What was what?" Jude's heart was trying to punch through his ribcage.
"That noise. It sounded like—" Jobe started toward the hallway.
"NO!" Jude practically shouted as Jobe jumped. "No, I mean... it's fine. It's my pet
mouse."
There was a long, painful silence.
"Your pet mouse," Jobe repeated slowly.
"Yeah. Named, uh... Stuart Little."
"You have a pet mouse named Stuart Little."
"Yep."
or: five times Jobe almost found out who Erla really was, and the one time he did.Series
- Part 3 of haalingham crack
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31 Jul 2026
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I want you to suck me off. Here. Now.
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29 Jul 2026
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Ting.
Jobe's gaze shifted towards the sound. Jude's phone, lying right within his line of sight, lit up for a brief moment. A notification flashed across the screen: “Wanna meet up tomorrow?:)”
Jobe blinked, but before he had the chance to react, Jude quickly reached over and whisked the phone clean out of sight.
"Who's that?" Jobe arched a brow.
"No one."
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Or, Jobe found out about his omega brother's secret crush and decided to at least do something about it.Bookmarked by NotATarg
29 Jul 2026
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i know you play the field but i'm your touchdown by holy_smokes
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
18 Jul 2026
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Jude; England's sweetheart, Erling's omega.
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27 Jul 2026
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“Do you want to fuck any professional players?” He couldn’t shut his mouth.
Erling snorted a little laugh through his nose. “Several.”
“Who?” the question echoed in Jude’s mind, heavy, irresistible. “Someone I know? Someone we’ve played against? Someone on our team?”
And then, even worse, “Me?”
Jude finds out that Erling also likes men.
Tall, athletic men, with a perky, round ass. Which is fine, it's not like it changed who Erling was or their friendship, Jude didn't mind his best friend's sex life.
But, if that's his type, why has he never shown interest in Jude?
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27 Jul 2026
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He read about imprinting a few years ago, trawling through ancient forums and Reddit alike. It had scared him, what he'd seen there. He'd never wanted to be that kind of alpha, the type to force a pair-bond on an unknowing omega.
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- English
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- 17,591
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- 8/?
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26 Jul 2026
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“That’s fucking stupid,” Erling states, because it is. It’s incredibly unsafe to put someone down as an emergency heat partner without telling them, without asking them. Could lead to awful situations. Could lead to this.
“Is it?” Jude asks, eyes wide. They’re wet, and they’re so deep you could drown in there. Could agree to almost anything if he just asked nicely. “You wouldn’t help me, if I asked?”
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- English
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- 1/1
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26 Jul 2026
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“shit wrong account” — Erling Haaland, after accidentally hard launching his situationship with Jude Bellingham at 2:17 AM to his 10M followers.
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26 Jul 2026
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don't smile because it happened, cry because it's over by yourgirlfriend
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
05 Aug 2026
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In the wake of the 2026 FIFA World Cup, Erling Haaland's sex-tape is leaked.
What'd generally be considered an embarrassing but ultimately forgettable incident is made all the more scandalous when the tape's co-star is revealed to be Jude Bellingham, the Prince of Wales.
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23 Jul 2026
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His eyes trailed Jude's beautiful skin, radiating under the gold of noon. His gentle hand writing down tasks that needed to be accomplished, quotas that must be met, letters yet to be sent.
And in that moment, Prince Erling had a brilliant idea.
"Could I not ask for your hand in marriage instead?"
"Pardon, my liege?"
Or: Prince Erling Haaland of Orsund is exhausted at the useless formalities he must conform to in order to secure a mate. So, why not wed his royal advisor?
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20 Jul 2026
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Alpha weren’t suppose to be with other Alphas. Those sorts of relationships could never work.Yet somehow Jude and Erling had made it work for the last couple of years. Ever since they had found themselves inexplicably and completely attracted to one another from the moment they met in Germany on there first day of training for Dortmund. And despite the distance between them now the pair had found a way to make it work. At least Jude had thought it had been working but perhaps that was his own wishful thinking because everything he thought he knew has just been proven false by one tabloid article.
Erling Haaland finally settling down?
“The Modern Day Viking and football sensation Erling Haaland seen out with mystery omega in Miami days before his match against England”
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- English
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- 27,812
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- 8/8
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19 Jul 2026
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Ser Jude Bellingham swore a sacred oath to protect the damp, foggy edges of Wessex. But when the Viking vanguard washes over his outpost like a wave of steel, his garrison is slaughtered, and Jude is left waiting in the mud for the killing blow.
Instead of an axe, he finds himself hoisted over the shoulder of the Viking commander—a towering, surprisingly chatty warrior named Erling. Now a prisoner in his own burning hall, Jude must navigate a hostile language, a captive's despair, and the strange, intense curiosity of the giant who spared his life.
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19 Jul 2026
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Jude is chronically exhausted thanks to the amount of uni work he's expected to turn in every week, and has barely any patience left when he's on a seemingly endless shift late in the afternoon.
There's one new customer that for some reason loves messing with him.
Or so he thinks.
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16 Jul 2026
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"If I win, let me be the one to top you." Jude means every word.
Erling only laughs, nods without a second thought, and gives Jude's shoulder a firm pat, convinced it's nothing more than a joke.
Unfortunately for him, Jude isn't joking.
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- Part 1 of ✨️Binary Stars✨️
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- English
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- 1/1
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16 Jul 2026
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BOISTEROUS - Jude Bellingham x Erling Håland (Haaland) by manicrouge
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
17 Jul 2026
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Haaland is loud and proud and Jude is his biggest fan.
(This bromance has me larping football guys I did not gaf until I saw these two men and their beautiful romance).
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- English
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- 12,423
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- 11/?
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14 Jul 2026
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Blood Sweat & Tears [Eng] by brntmallow
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Men's Football RPF
18 Jul 2026
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When the Vikings raid the home of his lord, the young huskarl, Jude Bellingham is the only one left standing, blood and ashes surround him while he fights for his life. Yet, he catches the attention of Erling Håland, the towering Jarl of the Hålandingar clan who spares his life, not out of mercy.
Out of fascination.
So, Håland takes Bellingham as a prize of war, to be only his.
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13 Jul 2026
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"And omegas have pheromones that drive alphas mad?"
"Basically."
Jude's face twisted into one of pure disbelief. "...That sounds like dogs."
or Jude Bellingham learned what was the fuss about the omegaverse.
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- English
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- 3/3
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12 Jul 2026
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"Isn't it about time that you find someone?"
Erling let out a confused sound, looking up from his phone, the audio of an Instagram reel still running. His eyes met with Martin's, who was already looking at him with a grin. "There is no way you are the most sought-after alpha in our team, and you are still single after all these years."
"But I am not?"
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- English
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- 10,261
- Chapters:
- 5/?
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12 Jul 2026
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“Something about how we’re going to beat Norway using your pheromones against Erling Haaland.”
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- Part 1 of On the Far Side of the World
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- English
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- 4/?
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11 Jul 2026