14 Works by NotCassia
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Say You Swear by NotCassia
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League of America (Comics), Justice League Action (Cartoon)
01 Mar 2026
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>Hannah
@hannahbanana rest in peace Angel, you'll be missed😞💔 [a picture of a bulldog with sleek black fur—Angel—mid a snarl so vicious there's visible foam dripping from it's mouth]47k likes 397 replies
>>Batman ✓
@batman Replying to @hannahbanana you swear hes gone right😟1.3m likes 507 replies
>Anna
@getannabortion sees post by @hannahbanana checks replies knowing damn well they're gonna be funny—BATMAN?!?😭🥀 [a meme of someone gaping, wide eyed and clutching their chest in absolute shock]82k likes 15 replies
>Jennifer
@niffer i JUST woke up😑29k likes 32 replies
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"You said Will is a liability. Attracts Demogorgons." She made a show of surveying the area, left and right. Before turning to Mike with a shrug. "They're not here now?"
"It's a matter of probability not certainty." Mike replied, refusing to buckle or waiver. Dr Kay hummed in response.
"You're a good liar." Mike violently snuffed out the urge to recoil, remaining as unfazed as possible. "The best I've met in a long time. But I already warned you, Michael." Dr Kay continued. "No one needs to get hurt here."
Mike couldn't help but glance at Will, his resolve waning under the weight of Dr Kay's words. And again, all he was met with was Will's simultaneously pleading and demanding gaze, shaking his head as imperceptibly as he could. Don't. Please don't.
Robert, having noticed, batted the side of Will's head with the back of his firearm. It wasn't hard enough to cause damage but certainly didn't feel like a soothing pet. Mike was already straining against the soldiers who'd been holding him down loosely, and he'd almost lunged at Robert if it weren't for them refortifying their hold on him. Forearm against his neck once again, cutting off air to his windpipe till he let up his struggle.
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Absolute Batman Could by NotCassia
Fandoms: Absolute Batman (Comics), Absolute Wonder Woman (DC Comics), Absolute Superman (DC Comics), Absolute Universe (DC Comics 2024), Batman - All Media Types
18 Feb 2026
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"BaTmAn CoUlDn'T gEt ThAt InFoRmAtIoN oUt Of Me—" Batman echoed, tone blatantly mocking. "What are you gonna do when I slam your ankle with a razor scooter."
Nick would get the chance to appreciate Jenny and Superman's mirrored expressions of pure confusion and slight horror when his own composure wasn't at risk of fraying at it's edges. But of course, Batman was relentless on seeing it unravelled.
"Are you gonna hold it down, twin?" Batman crossed his fingers for emphasis, and that was when Nick lost it. His doubling down in laughter subsequently costing him any more footage he could record and possibly his job.
Batman Threatens To TORTURE fan on camera? #batman #gothamcity #metropolisstar #wonderwoman #superman #roguevigilante
>Lily
@lily(◕ᴗ◕✿) this is one heck of way to find out Batman's Gen Z 🥀
9k likes 16 replies>Benedict
@benaddict10 “even Batman couldn't get that information out of me”
Batman: what are you gonna do when—[meme of a soldier amidst war staring wide eyed and unseeing]
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"I'm sorry," the quiet baritone of Will's voice was grating against Mike's most delicate innards.
"Why are you sorry? You have nothing to be sorry for." Mike tried testing the bounds of Will's sudden calm, taking a step closer. "You're right, I was a shit friend—"
"—I forgave you." Will subconsciously took a step back in kind, sounding absolutely defeated. Like forgiving Mike had been a battle in and of itself, one he feared he was losing again. "I forgave you a long time ago, can we please just let this go?"
Any other day, Mike would've buckled to the request, borderline plea. "But clearly it still hurts."
"..."
"You needed me," Will winced. The words he'd been working around spoken out loud. "And I wasn't there for you and I'm sorry."
Will was silent for a moment, mouth working to say something, face scrunched up as if the words were hooked and were leaving gouges at their wake as he dragged them out.
"The painting?"
"I'm not that dumb, Will."
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Body Language by NotCassia
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Superman/Batman (Comics)
03 Feb 2026
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The crowds being kept at a distance hadn't been the only people interested in Batman. The GCPD had been eyeing Bruce since he'd gotten on the scene. And Clark tried to justify it for a while. Some people still didn't think Batman was real so seeing him in broad daylight was certainly an experience.
But Clark had run out of excuses when one of the officers had tried to march up to Bruce with cuffs, suddenly brave after only hovering at Clark's periphery.
Clark swivelled on the officer tunnel-visioned on Batman's retreating back. He hadn't intended for it, but his heat vision had crackled to life with a resounding and sharp—!FRRSSHH!—that cut through the scene like a soft whip. The officer, alongside some of his colleagues in closer range, flinching back. Batman completely forgotten. And Clark could feel that a good chunk of the attention that had been on Batman, was now on him.
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>Lily
@lily(◕ᴗ◕✿) so Batman's off limits now, dully noted 👍42k likes 72 replies
>>Jennifer
@niffer Replying to @lily(◕ᴗ◕✿) Superman was lowkey moving on some Homelander type shit for a second there 😭💔23k likes 147 replies
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Melancholy Is A Weird Name For A Fruit by NotCassia
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, World's Finest (Comics), Superman/Batman (Comics)
30 Jan 2026
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The video was uploaded on Bruce Wayne's official account—@Bruce Wayne✓—no more than several hours ago and already had over 1.3 million likes.
[Bruce is very evidently walking as the camera occasionally jostles with every step he takes. "Melancholy is a weird name for a fruit, but like—" his brows furrow with something too lighthearted to be frustration. Something between incredulous and exasperated as he shrugs. "—o-kay, I guess bro."]
>Lizzie
@liz(◕ᴗ◕✿) i fucking love him
39k likes 13 replies
>>Red Robin's Spleen
@redrobinsspleen pr training is chasing him, but he is faster🥀
25k likes 5 replies
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Exigent Agape by NotCassia
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Justice League - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
20 Jan 2026
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"What just happened?" Oliver spoke quietly, just as Clark saw Diana nudge her head against Bruce's, drawing his attention and gesturing at the water bottle beside him. He said something in reply, something that made Diana roll her eyes in an exasperation she seemed used to. But took the bottle nonetheless.
"I...—" Clark was at a loss for words for a moment, even as his superhearing picked up on Bruce and Diana's conversation. ["You did well." Diana stated, voice soft. "I could've done better." Bruce replied without an ounce of hesitation, tone clinical as if stating a fact beyond denial.]
"...—I don't know."
["You will." Diana replied, tone unyielding and resolved. A promise and fact all in one. "I plan to ensure it."]
Or—Diana's love language to those she holds most dear is tough love. Donna Troy, Cassie.... Bruce. But the rest of the league doesn't know that, so they think she's putting belt to ass on one of their league members unprovoked.
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My Man, MY Man, My MAN by NotCassia
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League of America (Comics), Wonder Woman - All Media Types
17 Jan 2026
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is he hating or mesmerized—i can't tell😭💔#superman #batman #justiceleagueofamerica #wonderwomam #lovergirl #megantheestallion #superbat?
As the comments have pointed out, Superman is all but glaring at Batman's side profile. His gaze quite literally unyielding, as if the instant he looks away, Batman may get up to further frustrating shenanigans. Gaze stubbornly remaining fixed on Batman. As if scrutinising an especially annoying oddity. Perhaps Batman can feel Superman's eyes boring twin holes into his cowl, as he turns and meets the Man of Steel's eyes for the first time since the footage began.
Where anyone else would look away, look elsewhere, or atleast, if made of guts of iron—relent the intensity of their gaze. Superman doesn't falter. If anything, Batman meeting his gaze seems to fuel Superman's need to all but glare into the Bat's soul. Quite literally lowering his head by a fraction, tilting it to the side, just to ensure he is staring directly into Batman's cold, white visors.
>Silent_Pooper
@silentpooper67 somebody tell him batman isn't going to disappear the instant he looks away🥀
29k likes 16 replies>Bob
@sponge71 BLINK!42k likes 39 replies
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The Dark Forest by NotCassia
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: The Animated Series, Superman: The Animated Series, Superman - All Media Types
06 Jan 2026
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Kal tilted his head as the viscera of his iris shifted, his gaze switching to x-ray vision. The man had four fractured ribs, a shattered collar bone that would never heal right and a minor head injury. His bullet proof vest and shrouding attire had saved him from far more extensive damage. And the gun he'd held to Lord Batman's mouth was lost to the rubble.
That's when he heard it. The firing of bullets. And he was more than ready to leap into action and take down the rest of the men he'd left until something caught his eye. That something would arguably have to be exceptionally significant to halt Kal from saving Bruce from potentially being shot to death.
And it was. It was one of Bruce's tracking devices. And not just any tracking device, an insectoid that came with the most advanced surveillance optics this planet and any other in a range of 2000 light years had to offer. Disguised as a dragonfly and perched on a dusty, abandoned crate. Recording.
By the time the realisation hit Kal, the firing from the other room had ceased to silence. And Kal belatedly recognised that the men's firing had been frantic.
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Friends by NotCassia
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
29 Dec 2025
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Green Arrow pulled out one of his air pods from his right ear, reaching over to the ear of Batman's cowl and PULLING BATMAN'S COWL OFF HIS HEAD!
Barry gasped, taking a sharp step back [which, in Barry-speak, means he zipped halfway towards the exit], while Clark could only stare endlessly.
Batman—Bruce, stood stock still, posture suddenly and sharply rigid. His expression remaining neutral while his eyes, in stark contrast, sharpened with promise of ruin.
Green Arrow wasn't even in the slightest fazed, putting his right ear's airpod in Bruce's ear before returning his attention to his phone—bobbing his head to the music. Even returning his right elbow to Bruce's headrest, encroaching on his personal space.
Bruce's brows barely twitched, as if adjusting to the music in his ear. Before returning his gaze to his tablet, working as if nothing had happened.
Clark and Barry were gaping.
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SYBAU by NotCassia
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DC Super Hero Girls (Cartoon 2019), Superman - All Media Types
14 Dec 2025
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Elizabeth
@beth Replying to @brucewaynecanwhoopurahh there are other ways to make money without whoring yourself out, again, just saying it as it is.4k reposts 19.8k likes 902k views
silent_pooper
@silentpooper67 Replying to @beth i bet you're middle-class at worst9k reposts 198k likes 673k views
Bruce Wayne ✓
@therealbrucewayne Replying to @beth [a SYBAU meme, except instead of Bruce Wayne himself in the picture—as many variants of such a meme exist to choose from—its a picture of a beaming Clark Kent. All sunshines and rainbows, with a broken heart emoji right next to the text]
67k reposts 1.9m likes 4.2m views
Jennifer
@niffer Replying to @therealbrucewayne 😭😭😭19k reposts 305k likes 770k views
Clark Kent
@clarkkent Replying to @threalbrucewayne oh.38k reposts 793k likes 1.3m views
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Batman Is by NotCassia
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types
09 Dec 2025
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"You're just letting us go?!"
"It's like you said. You're not my pickings to deal with."
"Ha! Look around boy scout! Bats isn't here. We lost him ages ago."
Nick was regretting his decision not to punch Tony.
Superman raised a single brow.
"Did you?"
Silence.
"Unless you can see him, I sure as hell can't." Tony hissed out through grit teeth.
"That's his whole shtick. You're not supposed to see him coming. And if you do, it's because he wanted you to."
Silence. Silence except for Nick's heavy breathing. He was beyond foolish for ever entertaining the idea that they'd gotten away.
"You ride his dick this often?"
"Tony!" Nick hissed. He wasn't planning on getting killed by Tony's fat mouth.
"You actually think you got away?" Superman questioned sincerely. He sounded baffled. And Nick's terror was only growing.
"Even if he's still after us, he'll get tired of chasing us eventually."
"Not before you do."
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Bullseye by NotCassia
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman/Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
08 Dec 2025
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"How much money did you bet? I hope I'm not losing you a fortune." Bruce teased, barely hiding his smirk behind his whiskey glass as he took a sip of his ginger ale. His glinting eyes reminding Clark of a frozen lake's surface catching light from a sunrise.
Clark's snort turned into a brief chuckle.Before Bruce raised the hand holding the knife, without looking away from Clark, throwing the knife at the dart board. The angle he threw it from was awkward. He hadn't looked at the board and he was still sipping his ginger ale.
It hit the bullseye, right at the centre.
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I Work Alone by NotCassia
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
19 Nov 2025
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Stephanie stood still as a statue the instant she felt a smooth surface against her face.
"Whose butt is in my face?"
Her words came out as a whisper, muffled to near inaudibility by Batman's cape. She was the most quiet out of the growing cacophony of harsh whispers. But that didn't last when said smooth surface neither identified itself nor moved away from her face.
"Whose metallic butt is in my face!?"
"Grayson, you said there was a stash of candy in one of these compartments—where is it!"
Nightwing was just about to show Damian the compartment where Bruce kept lollipops, mostly to comfort kids. And he made sure to do so with haste because the supposed "World's Greatest Detective" kept them in a compartment literally right next to his similarly circular smoke-bombs. That's when he felt the sharp end of a batarang nip at his butt.
"OW!—....who the fuck just poked me in the butt--"
"--SO IT WAS YOU!"
"Why is Jason even in here, he's too big to fit."
"Oh I know you're not the one talking."
"... what's that supposed to mean?"
"It means lay off the late night snacking."
Unison gasps
"Jason..."