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Cultivation AU
The Flower House is a healing centre that is the culmination of all of Sakura’s dreams to prove to everyone at the Cultivation Academy in Konoha that being civilian born didn’t mean she would never accomplish anything.
However along the way she became too content with her peaceful life, like the petals falling from the trees she is drifting through life until two old friends bring their captain to her door needing help.
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Steve buys a ukulele as a gag secret Santa gift when everyone is hanging out at his parents house for their own Christmas party.
The joke goes wrong when Eddie proves he can sing a sweet love song as devastatingly as he can shred the Master of Puppets. -
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Zhongli wanted nothing more than to be mortal with all the experiences of mortality.
He gets that final wish.
Quickly written as a discord fic.
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The Hero’s Lie by Notactuallyfunctional
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 May 2022
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The first person to be born with a “quirk” was a little girl who glowed with a soft luminescent light. It was beautiful and world changing turning her into the darling of the global community overnight: a beautiful picture of a bright new future.
The first person to use their new abilities to save people and become a hero was a man over three decades later. Almost no one remembers the name of that girl but everyone knows the story of the first hero.
A new version of hero society with its own issues and problems Izuku will need to face head on to break them down.
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Izuku’s Father by Notactuallyfunctional
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Mar 2022
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There is actually a long list of things Katsuki Bakugo and Izuku Midoriya could agree on: no swearing in front of Mrs. Midoriya, All Might was the greatest ever hero, merch is sacred, Kirishima is an endangered species and Hisashi Midoriya wasn’t spoken about.
Ever.
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A series of moments in this version of a sterek story.
They'll be out of order. See if it makes sense by the end!Literally as they come to me. There's an endgame but I'm a writing failure so...
Edit: I've actually finished something. I'm proud of that even if it's just six parts of a short story.
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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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26 Sep 2023
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Oblivion Gin by MaiasPen
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
28 May 2023
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STORY COMPLETE!
They're returning home from a mission when Kit Fisto pulls out a bottle, the liquid within indigo as Quarren ink and glittering like a million stars trapped behind glass, and asks if they'd like to play a game.
Getting drunk with the flirtatious Nautolan and his former Master—who he's secretly madly in love with, by the way—might not be the dumbest decision Anakin's ever made, but it's definitely at the top of the list.Or so he thinks.
OR, in a nutshell…
“Does Obi-Wan realize that he’s embracing a loaded weapon? That all he needs to do is point, and Anakin will obliterate anyone, anything, even the entire galaxy, for him.”
**Story is jam-packed with supporting art**
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20 Sep 2023
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Not gonna lie I wasn’t in the mood for this AND YET HERE I AM
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Set Naked On Your Kingdom by sassydandelion
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types
11 Apr 2023
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At the end of No Way Home, Peter chooses to sacrifice his life in New York to save the multi-verse...by letting Dr. Strange send him to a world where no one has ever heard of Spider-Man. What kind of crazy place is this Gotham City, anyway?
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It’s a sad day at the academy when their teacher tells them that the class clown, Naruto, died in an accident last night. Sakura should be sad, or maybe a little distressed. Well, she’s a lot distressed. Not because Naruto is dead. No, she’s distressed because she woke up this morning with Naruto’s voice in her head panicking and telling her that he was attacked last night. Now he’s cussing out the teacher in her head because 'it wasn’t an accident! I was attacked, you lying bastard!' while Inner tries to calm him down.
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29 Apr 2023
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ItaSaku (Post Uchiha Massacre) AU: Climbing through the ranks of Konoha, Sakura finds herself with the invitation to join ANBU and a chance to learn from one of the most renowned and legendary ninja in the world. Despite her efforts to grow stronger however, she finds the world isn't as black and white as it looks and that some truths are easier to hide than others.
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23 Apr 2023