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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 559,991
- Chapters:
- 46/46
- Collections:
- 55
- Comments:
- 29,436
- Kudos:
- 47,428
- Bookmarks:
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- 2,160,471
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26 Sep 2023
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Oblivion Gin by MaiasPen
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
28 May 2023
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STORY COMPLETE!
They're returning home from a mission when Kit Fisto pulls out a bottle, the liquid within indigo as Quarren ink and glittering like a million stars trapped behind glass, and asks if they'd like to play a game.
Getting drunk with the flirtatious Nautolan and his former Master—who he's secretly madly in love with, by the way—might not be the dumbest decision Anakin's ever made, but it's definitely at the top of the list.Or so he thinks.
OR, in a nutshell…
“Does Obi-Wan realize that he’s embracing a loaded weapon? That all he needs to do is point, and Anakin will obliterate anyone, anything, even the entire galaxy, for him.”
**Story is jam-packed with supporting art**
Bookmarked by Notactuallyfunctional
20 Sep 2023
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Not gonna lie I wasn’t in the mood for this AND YET HERE I AM
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Set Naked On Your Kingdom by sassydandelion
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types
11 Apr 2023
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At the end of No Way Home, Peter chooses to sacrifice his life in New York to save the multi-verse...by letting Dr. Strange send him to a world where no one has ever heard of Spider-Man. What kind of crazy place is this Gotham City, anyway?
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It’s a sad day at the academy when their teacher tells them that the class clown, Naruto, died in an accident last night. Sakura should be sad, or maybe a little distressed. Well, she’s a lot distressed. Not because Naruto is dead. No, she’s distressed because she woke up this morning with Naruto’s voice in her head panicking and telling her that he was attacked last night. Now he’s cussing out the teacher in her head because 'it wasn’t an accident! I was attacked, you lying bastard!' while Inner tries to calm him down.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 61,149
- Chapters:
- 35/?
- Collections:
- 14
- Comments:
- 1,260
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- 5,545
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- 1,844
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- 125,479
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29 Apr 2023
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ItaSaku (Post Uchiha Massacre) AU: Climbing through the ranks of Konoha, Sakura finds herself with the invitation to join ANBU and a chance to learn from one of the most renowned and legendary ninja in the world. Despite her efforts to grow stronger however, she finds the world isn't as black and white as it looks and that some truths are easier to hide than others.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 147,967
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Comments:
- 235
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23 Apr 2023
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ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way.
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Holding Me Now in Hand by DisillusionedDanny
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
14 May 2023
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After Tim Drake tells his family about his new insane chemistry teacher, Dick Grayson decides to do some investigation himself.
What he wasn't expecting was to instantly fall in love with the chaotic science teacher.
Danny had managed to make a new life for himself in this new dimension as a science teacher at Gotham Academy. He had a fulfilling life, teaching the kids of Gotham how to survive on the streets and then at night protecting the bats who roamed the streets. Now, to make things even better, he had somehow caught the attention of Dick Grayson. If Danny had to be honest, his life was going pretty great for him.
Now he just needed the other shoe to drop.
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- Part 2 of Holding Me Now in Hand
- Part 49 of 51 Fic Challenge
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 67,299
- Chapters:
- 27/27
- Collections:
- 23
- Comments:
- 1,692
- Kudos:
- 9,093
- Bookmarks:
- 2,471
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- 217,734
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16 Apr 2023
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Draw Me Like A Dwarrowdam, Ori by RogueFanKC
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
01 May 2017
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Sequel to "The Hammer and the (Baggins)Shield".
As if Thor Odinson wasn't enough of a headache, he had to bring along some twit named Steven Rogers to Erebor for a visit.
Bilbo and many of the females are more than happy with the visit! Thorin and many of the males...not so much.
And Dwalin isn't pleased with how Ori is fraternizing with Steven. Especially when he looks into Ori's sketchbook and sees a picture of Steven posing. On Ori's bed. Naked.
An axe to the head is a perfectly standard Ereborian greeting. Anyone else who claims otherwise is a liar.
EDIT: NOW WITH SEQUEL ANNOUNCEMENT! Hee hee hee!
Thorin: Why, Mahal, WHY?! Do you readers actually enjoy watching me suffer?!Series
- Part 2 of A "Marvel"-lous Hobbit
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16 Apr 2023
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Living double lives can become complicated when they interconnect. After Chat Noir sets Marinette up with a certain model he's familiar with, in order to evade Alya's suspicions of their relationship, he manages to somehow lose everything and gain it all at the same time. Meanwhile Marinette struggles with honesty and loyalty in ways that her partner doesn't seem to understand.
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In This Hell by meowrina
Fandoms: 악역의 엔딩은 죽음뿐 - 권겨을 | Death Is The Only Ending For The Villain - Kwon Gyeoeul
09 Apr 2022
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History books said that there was once a fake daughter of a certain Duke. On her coming-of-age celebration, she was murdered and died in the arms of her lover, the Crown Prince. Drowned in grief, the Crown Prince became mad and killed the Imperial Family.
But what history books didn't know, he was sent back in time to meet his beloved again.
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rat in the cellars by abralhugres
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
27 Mar 2023
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kim roksu appears in the henituse wine cellar fifteen years before the start of tboah, he then accidentally falls in love with a scary assassin servant and adopts a few kids
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- Part 1 of "rat in the cellars" - series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 28,925
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 805
- Kudos:
- 5,888
- Bookmarks:
- 879
- Hits:
- 77,876
Bookmarked by Notactuallyfunctional
29 Mar 2023
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Holy crap this is changing my brain chemistry and I need to re read when it’s settled in properly
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If You Give a Bat a Burger by Cielle_Noire
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
28 Mar 2026
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Strange things are going on in Gotham: A series of crimes linked only by a sentence uttered. A drug that no one seems to be selling, but lots of people are taking. An old enemy reborn, or someone pretending to be him. Graffiti that can't be photographed by normal means. Bartenders disappearing without a trace. John Constantine is also there.
Danny wants nothing to do with any of it. He just wants to sell burgers and survive. Actually, he'd like to go home again, but since that isn't possible, he'll stick with burgers.
Gotham's vigilante's have other plans.
This is why Danny doesn't do favors.
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- Part 1 of Batburger AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 314,562
- Chapters:
- 17/22
- Collections:
- 72
- Comments:
- 7,595
- Kudos:
- 17,285
- Bookmarks:
- 6,581
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- 716,259
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09 Dec 2022
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Jasmine started working at Gotham's Public Library, while having to take care of her baby brother and going to college.
Danny is frustrated at having to be in hiding as well as everything else poor in his life.
Also there is something off about the man that comes in to check books out. His family included.
Batfamily playing a game to figure out these two's life only for things to get serious quickly.
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- Part 1 of Raising Phantom AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 46,636
- Chapters:
- 14/?
- Comments:
- 3,127
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- 8,299
- Bookmarks:
- 2,384
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- 155,818
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02 Oct 2022
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Sakura dies on October 10th with green eyes that slowly lose their shine and bright pink hair that turns dark with blood. Then Sakura is born on January 12th with dark blue eyes that get lighter and lighter and red hair so dark it looks black more often than not.
She doesn't know it immediately, but she's a child reborn and time is reborn with her. It's time for a change, and Sakura will do all she can to bring it - for one reason or another. She's a woman reborn, and she's already died once before. What more does she have to fear?
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the cute guy next door (might be a villain) by Alesyira
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
02 Nov 2022
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Quirkless, young adult Midoriya Izuku has a problem. Namely, he has a crush on his purple haired, tired-looking neighbor. They keep running into each other and the guy is actually pretty nice under that deadpan facade, has a sense of humor, doesn't seem to judge anyone for their quirk status, and is constantly spoiling any cat in the building that finds him. (He's also a shameless flirt.)
But Izuku has concerns. About the strange bruises and bloodied knuckles. About the weapons he's seen when stopping by for a cup of sugar. About the shady-looking figures he's accidentally spotted his neighbor meeting with. About the fact that right after the news reported a big crime bust, his neighbor came home beat all to hell and looking haunted.
Izuku has a problem. Namely, he has a crush on his neighbor, who he's pretty sure is secretly a villain. And he has no idea what to do with that.
(or: Adult!ShinZuku AU where Shinsou is an underground, undercover pro hero trying to find a lead on a case that may or may not involve the socially awkward guy living next door. Misunderstandings abound.)
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- Part 3 of the cute guy next door
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 89,707
- Chapters:
- 31/31
- Collections:
- 45
- Comments:
- 1,963
- Kudos:
- 7,920
- Bookmarks:
- 1,833
- Hits:
- 160,230
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13 Jun 2022
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for the caged bird sings of freedom by itsthechocopuff for magpie_legged_house
Fandoms: Naruto
04 Dec 2024
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Hyuuga Hinata dies four years after the Fourth Shinobi War, to protect her Hokage.
She wakes up ten years in the past, the day before Graduation, the day before the spar that would seal her fate as the family disappointment and Hanabi's as the next Clan Head.
She makes changes.
(Neji deserved better.)
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 261,601
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Comments:
- 3,972
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- 15,345
- Bookmarks:
- 4,959
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- 509,008
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04 May 2022
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The Moon has played a cruel trick on Madara. He's still home, but it's not the same. Instead of a tranquil forest, there's a colorful vibrant village. Instead of the cliffside he knows so well, it's a collection of Senju faces, one of which belongs to his good friend Hashirama. And instead of Hashirama, Madara is saddled with a very interesting, pink-haired girl.
MadaSaku in which young Madara goes forward through time.
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Sakura would show them she wasn't pathetic. One harsh word from Sasuke makes Sakura realize that he will never see her unless she is strong enough to stand at his side and not in his shadow.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 170,437
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 129
- Kudos:
- 3,086
- Bookmarks:
- 994
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- 108,489
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19 Aug 2020
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The Right Kind of Sinner by Maledictius
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
06 Jun 2020
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Sometimes life throws strangers your way, sometimes those strangers are kinda hot (and possibly a little bit criminal).
Hawks really just wants to enjoy his life. Dabi really just wants some revenge. In the middle they find each other. Much like two trucks at high speed on a narrow road.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 77,923
- Chapters:
- 35/35
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 259
- Kudos:
- 1,179
- Bookmarks:
- 255
- Hits:
- 22,343
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18 Jun 2020
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I Exist, in You by Acchidocchi
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
31 Aug 2019
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"Having a quirk like this, it's worse than not having one at all," the doctor says, handing some papers over to Inko, whose worried expression has not once wavered. "You'll have to keep a close eye on him to prevent him from hurting himself."
Izuku tunes the doctor out.
With a quirk like this, he is capable of helping people.
And in that moment-- regardless of whatever Inko or the doctor says-- that's all that matters to him.
(Or rather, a universe in which young Midoriya Izuku is born with the rare soul bond quirk; allowing him to heal others by transferring their pain to himself).
* Current status: chapter two rewritten!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 45,351
- Chapters:
- 6/?
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 1,001
- Kudos:
- 11,473
- Bookmarks:
- 2,281
- Hits:
- 201,772
Bookmarked by Notactuallyfunctional
21 Apr 2020