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    (“you’ve been shot,” said Vash the Stampede, who shouldn’t’ve been there, who’d run away from home under Elendira’s watch at least two years before, maybe even longer ago than that. Nicholas had only seen him once or twice, but a face like that had been unforgettable.

    very astute.” There’d been copper and iron on his tongue, past his lips. “thanks for telling me.”

    Vash’s hands covered his own and pressed down harder, his frown covering his whole face—furrowing his eyebrows, twisting his lips, scrunching his nose. Twins someone had told him at onboarding or whatever had passed for it, but the resemblance was passing. This had been someone different, distinct and disarming. A face broken in by softer expressions.

    keep that energy,” blood had been welling through Vash’s fingers, slower than it had been. The City said nothing in return. “i think i can fix this.”

    can i see your credentials?” His breath had blown bubbles through his chest. —and to the Holy Spirit. As it was in the beginning—are you qualified for that?

    i misspoke. you can take that energy down, like, half-a-watt.”)

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    Vash almost dies, accidentally flirts with his best friend, has a crisis, almost dies some more, fucks his best friend on purpose, and nearly gets everything he wants. Not necessarily in that order.

    Or, in other words: a complicated innuendo involving Chekov’s gun.

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    That was a face he’d seen directed all across humanity and ached every time—that was love. Such raw, unbridled, drunkenly sick love.

    𝘖𝘩, Vash thought, followed shortly by, 𝘰𝘩 𝘯𝘰.

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    It was funny, really. In all one-hundred-fifty years, no one had ever fallen in love with Vash before.

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    "All these years," Megatron said, their lips still brushing together, "dreaming up ways to get you to hurt me. It never occurred to me to just ask."

    A fic where Optimus finds out exactly what Megatron wants, and gives it to him.

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    It's the first winter after Pitch's defeat. Jack is happy, he's not alone anymore, and his memories are gradually returning. But when a treasure hunt gone wrong puts Jack and Jamie in danger, flinging them through time and space, they find themselves on an island neither of them have heard of before. Jack's first priority is to get Jamie home safe, but Berk's inhabitants - human and otherwise - are certainly not making it easy.

    Knowing they will leave Berk and the Vikings behind as soon as they know how to, Jack is not going to risk the pain of growing close to any of these people (or dragons, for that matter). But Hiccup Horrendous Haddock, wearing his heart on his sleeve, doesn't seem to want to take the hint.

     

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