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Osama bin Laden's Least Freaky Day at Chuck-e-Cheese. by Novemberwrites, zeropistachiosleft
Fandoms: Political RPF, Arcade Craniacs
01 Oct 2026
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Age playing cia agent at Chuck E. Cheese summons bin Laden at his job with his shit and ends up making bush bone bin Laden, arcade Craniacs 3 am real.
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Oy Vey Ukraine!: Shana To-where’s the shofar- by Novemberwrites
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Ongezellig (Cartoon), Political RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF - Ukraine 21st c., Political RPF - Israel 20th-21st c.
11 Sep 2026
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Zelenskyy tries to host Rosh Hashanah, it goes terrible as expected
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- Part 3 of Oy Vey Ukraine!
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They always said that Charlie Kirk was a Nazi by EmbreighReal, Novemberwrites
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF - Israel 20th-21st c.
31 Aug 2026
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The Mossad tries to assassinate mamdani but the Charlie Kirk statue comes to life and tries to get revenge for israel sliming him out and has to defeat the George droid golem. NO DISRESPECT TO 9/11 VICTIMS FIRST RESPONDERS AND FAMILY MEMBERS WE LOVE YOU ALL THIS IS JUST US BEING SILLY
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The effect of the Zohan by EmbreighReal, Novemberwrites
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Political RPF - Israel 20th-21st c.
27 Aug 2026
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Ariel Sharon and bachir Gemayel navigate high school in a odd way
Wrote it with EmbreighReal -
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Mordecai and Rigby find an Ouija board and force Hitler and kahane to fight. Satire, not promoting Nazism or Kahanism(I’m Lebanese-) sorry for the early Halloween fan fic I just needed the world to see this NOW.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 914
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 13
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Crystal dildos— Adolf Hitler x Fem!Reader by Novemberwrites
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, 20th Century CE RPF
11 Aug 2026
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Y/N finds a weird box in her Argentinian grandpa’s attic.
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Nobody knows you (and nobody gives a damn) by Novemberwrites
Fandoms: Political RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF - Israel 20th-21st c.
27 Jul 2026
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Saddam and bush have to express their feelings for each other or else they’ll drown in a septic tank from shawarma induced poop. PLEASE LISTEN TO ILL BELIEVE IN ANYTHING BY WOLF PARADE FROM THE KISS SCENE TO THE END
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 509
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
- 64
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Uhhh the cia puts estrogen in Saddam, and it goes wild from there. Someone helped me a bit with chapter 2 but they dipped, anywho enjoy
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Tri invasion and kool aid pineapple spears by Novemberwrites
Fandoms: Political RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF - Russian 21st c., Political RPF - Israel 20th-21st c.
03 Jul 2026
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This was a old fic from February that I had unfinished, originally a continuation of Redneck rebellion but I turned it into a Fourth of July fic, uhh khamenei asks Putin to hide him, Israel finds out he’s hiding in a queer reform Jewish synagogue in o block then the cia takes care of it.
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Zion brotherhood by Novemberwrites
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Political RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF - Israel 20th-21st c.
23 Jun 2026
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SpongeBob and Squidward are cia and mossad agents tasked with going to Atlanta Georgia to retrieve nuclear codes with Shakira and Santa Claus
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ADOLF HITLER VS JEFFERY EPSTEIN EPIC SHOWDOWN by Novemberwrites
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c.
11 Jun 2026
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Hypoborean Santa Claus and Uncle Sam collaborate to save America from elite pedos using vril magic. Satire / crack fic
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Courtesy of the red, white, blue and acidic yellow by Novemberwrites
Fandoms: Historical RPF, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
25 May 2026
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MacArthur’s island-hopping campaign takes a unique turn in 1944
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Zelenskyy’s crazy Passover Seder by Novemberwrites
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Political RPF, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Gravity Falls, Ongezellig (Cartoon)
08 Apr 2026
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Zelenskyy invites too many people for Passover and it goes wrong , terribly wrong
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- Part 1 of Oy Vey Ukraine!
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The long awaited insanity has arrived! It’s 2026 and Putin invades America because Trump won’t let him see their baby.
Trigger warning: diarrhea, Adolf Hitler
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Save Christmas! : New York City by Novemberwrites
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer - All Media Types, Political RPF
24 Dec 2025
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Santa crashes into Gracie mansion , thankfully SpongeBob and LeBron James devise a genius plan to save Christmas !
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Zelenskyy’s hectic Hanukkah by Novemberwrites
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF - Israel 20th-21st c., Political RPF - Russian 21st c., Political RPF - Ukraine 21st c., Five Nights at Freddy's, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
19 Dec 2025
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Zelenskyy’s pregnancy will change the course of the 8 day celebration for him and all his friends
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- Part 2 of Oy Vey Ukraine!
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Save New York!! by Novemberwrites
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., Five Nights at Freddy's, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Regular Show (Cartoon), Kingdom of Heaven (2005)
26 Nov 2025
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YOU yes YOU go to save New York from radicalism and leftism
Satire fan fic!
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Save New York!! by Novemberwrites
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., Five Nights at Freddy's, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Regular Show (Cartoon), Kingdom of Heaven (2005)
26 Nov 2025
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YOU yes YOU go to save New York from radicalism and leftism
Satire fan fic!- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 874
- Chapters:
- 1/2
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 55
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Halloween insanity by Novemberwrites
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Spookley the Square Pumpkin (2004), Five Nights at Freddy's, Real Person Fiction, Political RPF
30 Oct 2025
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This is just a quick one for Halloween, enjoy!
Bachir gets his first taste of Halloween, lmao -
Meir kahane free births in a Trader Joe’s bathroom by Novemberwrites
Fandoms: Political RPF
17 Oct 2025
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TW: poop and semen spraying out of four large IDF men in the back of a Trader Joe’s, Zionism, Hitler, a lot of men kissing, free birthing
