OldWomanJosie
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Something's up with Oz. It's probably nothing though.
Or: Morgan sees a cluster of dots and does not connect them. Until she does.
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This morning, I woke up in Xaden Riorson's body. Don't laugh, I know it sounds unbelievable. But trust me, these are not my hands and this is certainly not my eight pack of abs.
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5 Times Tahn Saw Laz (And 1 Time Laz Saw Him First) by OldWomanJosie
Fandoms: Into the Deep and Dark - Carolina Cruz, Tahn Series - L.A. Kelly
24 Feb 2026
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Just what it says on the tin: five times the Dorn runs across the deathless one, and one time Laz spots him first.
Or: The Big Damn Laz & Tahn Crossover of Long Awaited Prophecy
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Mat is tormented by the raucous sex- raucous sex that he is not having, by the way- in the next room, and tries to make the best of it.
Or: Mat jerks off to the princes.
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"Tahn thought of Lucas, bearing the master's summons, who had stepped into his room barely in time to stop him from thrusting the cold dagger into his own heart." - Tahn, pg. 17
An attempt is made and thwarted in the wee hours of the morning.
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The Saga of the Mary Sues by OldWomanJosie
Fandom The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
23 Oct 2014
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Fucking Asshole, I Love You by itsmetaphorical
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Apr 2026
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A look at how the world reacts to the death of Shane Hollander, told through the phone of Ilya Rozanov; a collection of voicemails, texts, 911 transcripts, and social media posts.
From 4:15am-11:01pm
Bookmarked by OldWomanJosie
03 Apr 2026
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So what is the plan now, Mr. Spreadsheet?
“Honestly I was kind of hoping your consciousness would just click back into your body once I touched you.” Shane scratches the back of his head.
You treat me like slap bracelet, Ilya complains.
After a bad hit knocks Ilya’s consciousness out of his body — literally — Shane finds himself sheltering the soul of his decade-long situationship in the back of his head. Turns out it’s a lot harder to keep secrets when you share a body.
(They definitely still try, though.)
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Bookmarked by OldWomanJosie
03 Apr 2026
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Man, Am I Bad At Math by Goth_Loli
Fandoms: Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors, Predator Original Series (1987-1990), Predators (2010), The Predator (2018), Predator: Killer of Killers (Movie 2025)
02 Oct 2025
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A synth's life is a constant series of processing and programming. It's a rare thing, but all that brain power sometimes leaves Thia feeling as if she'd rather go offline than to think for even a second longer.
Enter Dek, and his thrice damned penchant for leaving her mind blank and her insides oozing.
Literally, as what begins as the occasional blowjob between death-defying antics becomes exactly what Thia needs to let go and stop being subject to her own minds nature.
Dead Dove Kinktober 25:
Day 2: Wound Fucking / Day 3: In The GutsSeries
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Bookmarked by OldWomanJosie
25 Mar 2026
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A silly little one-shot because I couldn't get a bloody Hollanov hook up out of my mind. Set at the All-Stars game in Tampa 2017, in an AU where Rose hasn't broken up with Shane yet, Alexei has flown to Florida to confront Ilya about not answering his calls, and Hollanov haven't laid eyes on each other in person since the club. There's fun hockey with a lot of innuendo! Then when Shane sees how Alexei treats Ilya, he goes feral. Yes, Shane walks Ilya like a dog but never forget that this kitten's got teeth, too.
OR: Shane beats up Alexei and it's hot.
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18 Mar 2026
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Set in a universe where Dominants and Submissive classifications are the norm, Shane Hollander is a Submissive in professional hockey. This alone comes with adversity; as a Submissive who is secretly a virgin who has been avoiding subspace in his mid 20s amongst Dominants who are fully experienced, he tries to navigate his needs with the one and only Ilya Rozanov.
Bookmarked by OldWomanJosie
16 Mar 2026