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    Bombur is a dwarf, a nice round dwarf, and a cook.
    The elves are rather thin. Too thin.
    Bombur comes to the wrong conclusion.
    The elves are confused, Elrond and Galadriel are loving it, Gandalf smokes weed, Lindir and Thranduil are *stressed*

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    25 Nov 2025

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    After a magic battle, Bruce gets turned into a literal bat.

    His kids take care of him while the Justice League finds a cure.

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    13 Nov 2025

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    After patrol, Jason wakes up and notices that he is fifteen again. How long can he keep this a secret?

    Not very long heheheh…

    Cuddles to come.

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    05 Nov 2025

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    Bruce, aimless after abandoning his plans to become a special education teacher, takes an internship at Amnesty Bay Aquatic Zoo. His life changes forever when he meets the zoo's orphaned merboy. (AU where the Batkids are merpeople and Bruce is their human adoptive dad.)

    *Main story complete!

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    26 Oct 2025

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    Jason’s therapist gives him a simple assignment: accept one affectionate gesture from Bruce.

    He doesn’t expect Bruce to go feral with it. And he definitely doesn’t expect to… like it.

    Based on a Tumblr post:

    Jason: Stop calling me baby. I am twenty years old. I have dragged murderers from the back of my motorcycle. My scared hands smell like gunpowder. I hate you, and I will never be soft again.

    Bruce: Yes, of course, I understand.

    Bruce, deadpan introducing Jason to literally anyone: This is my baby boy. My sweet little darling. My silly goose. Bambini. Small one. Duckling. Spider monkey. Pumpkin. Itty bitty.

    Jason, deadpan, every time: Yes, hi, that's me, I'm itty bitty.

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    07 Oct 2025