18 Bookmarks by Originalbadussyslayer

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    "That was Prime Minister Thatcher. Personally.”

    “What could she possibly need?”

    If the rude interruption during his bath wasn’t enough to ruin his night, what Gerald shares with him next certainly is: “She wants to dine at Penscombe. In a week’s time.”

     

    or, Rupert hires Taggie to cater a very important dinner for the PM. She needs plenty of time to prepare the menu and work with his staff — it just makes sense for her to stay the week at Penscombe. What could go wrong?

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    15 May 2026

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    Shane comes up with the concept of free use with nothing but his own beautiful mind.

    Comes from the idea that Ilya is hornier but Shane is freakier.

    Look I don’t know the group chat did this to me. Free Use!Shane Hollander is underrepresented.

    also i’m sorry if you got an email for this i moved it off anon fuck sorry

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    07 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    Shauna wasn’t a rule breaker. In fact, she thrived with rules. Rules meant she knew her place, and could operate within boundaries while comforted by the certainty that she wouldn’t inconvenience anyone around her. She was a people pleaser by nature, but with Jackie, it bordered on worship. That’s why today’s escapades were so out of character.

    Shauna receives an unexpected delivery and lets curiosity get the better of her. She later finds out what happens when you give into temptation and open someone else's mail without permission.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    This fic is inspired by this tweet:

    Shane: okay so, what if after I come you just… keep touching me
    Ilya: yeah but won’t that feel–
    Shane: *already undressing* terrible, yeah

    Or: Shane realises he likes sexual overstimulation and his confused (and yet excited) husband is happy to help.

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    03 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    five times rupert fails at denying the angel that is taggie o'hara

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    28 Mar 2026

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    “Perfect, I have many plans for –” Ilya turns back to face the bed and everything stops. Every thought he’s ever had leaves his brain. The world stops, his breathing stops. Has his heart stopped too? It feels like it. Fuck, did he just die, is this heaven? With the sight in front of him it has to be.

    Ilya can’t speak. He’s trying to but all he can manage is incoherent sounds.

    His beautiful, gorgeous, magnificent husband is on display for him – in the most sinful outfit Ilya has ever laid his eyes on. Such pretty panties on his pretty boy.

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    Shane catches Ilya staring at something on his phone. He says it's nothing, but Ilya's blushing, so Shane needs to know. He finds himself staring at a photo of some man in panties and Shane discovers he doesn't handle jealousy well. Or maybe he handles it very well? Depends on who you ask.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    He’s just about to light up when hears his own name: 

    “Ilya Rozanov?”

    Ilya turns. The man approaching him is smiling as he approaches.

    He’s a little awkward, Ilya thinks, then the man holds out his hand. 

    “Shane Hollander, I thought I should introduce myself.”

    Total fucking dork.

    Ilya shakes Hollander’s outstretched hand and resumes lighting his cigarette.

    “Oh, um, I don’t think you’re supposed to smoke here,” Hollander says. He’s looking over Ilya’s shoulder, at the no smoking sign two feet away. 

    Ilya exhales. “Don’t worry. I brush my teeth before shoot.” 

    Hollander blushes, a baffling response considering that he’s probably going to have Ilya’s dick in his mouth within the hour. “I wasn’t, um. Thinking about that.”

    He has freckles, Ilya notices. Shane Hollander has freckles. He has freckles and a pretty mouth and a bit of a baby face. God, they’re going to do numbers. 

    Shane and Ilya collide on the set of a porn shoot early in their careers. Things escalate from there.

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    20 Feb 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 13

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    Taggie's scared, Rupert's down bad and how being stuck in the pantry changes everything.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    After the first time Hayden had called Shane, the call got cut short, and Shane said he'd call back in a week. Well, a week later, Ilya decides to make it a challenge. It turns out that Hayden was a little more into it than he'd thought, because now they need to figure out how the dynamic of their relationships works while also fighting their own internal battles.

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    07 Jan 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 47

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    Good hockey boys didn’t dream of their mouth stretched wide around another man, didn’t dream of that man fucking their faces, didn’t dream about what it would feel like if they came down his throat.

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    04 Jan 2026

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    punchline
    /ˈpʌn(t)ʃlʌɪn/
    noun
    the final phrase or sentence of a joke or story, providing the humour or some other crucial element.

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    Ilya is— he’s allowed to love Shane out loud now. Because he does. He loves his husband. Adores him with every staccato beat of his heart so surely, so intently, that he’s positive that if he were to be hooked up to a polygraph machine and be asked if he loves Shane Hollander, the shape of his pulse as he answers “yes” would coincide with the rhythm of Shane’s bashful laughter anytime Ilya tells him that his freckles are stunning.

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    It’s funny, though. He can almost see Irina’s brand of humor slip through the cracks, like sunlight peeking past the gaps in their blackout curtains. He can almost hear her laugh. Gone as she is, she lingers and clings to him like cigarette smoke.

     

    Ilya, Shane, freckles, fate, and his mama. Alternatively titled: the stars outside of Moscow

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    04 Jan 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 41

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    Ilya and Draco are heated rivals for Harry’s heart.

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    Harry has a thing for toppy, emotionally unavailable blonds. Bless him.

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    04 Jan 2026

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    Shane Hollander has a problem. He can't keep his mouth off Ilya Rozanov, and it's going to get them both in trouble. Five times Shane's oral fixation nearly exposed their secret, and one time it was exactly what he needed.

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    04 Jan 2026

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    Through the fog, he can see Ilya’s lips moving, but all he can hear is “sex with other men” on repeat over and over and over in his head. Ilya’s lips stop moving and form a concerned pout. The silence fills the room, stark and vast. He feels so far away from Ilya, like there’s a chasm between them now.

    “What?” he croaks. His heart is racing now and his body has gone cold, but he can feel beads of sweat starting to form everywhere. His stomach’s churning. He’s going to be sick. His legs feel numb, the tingling sensation slowly making its way up his body. He uses all his strength to focus on what Ilya is saying.

    “We spend many months on the road. It is a long time to go without…” Ilya trails off, waving his hand vaguely, letting Shane fill in the blanks. “If you want to sleep with other men when we are apart, I understand.”

    A wave of nausea hits him and he has to clutch at his stomach to dull the sensation. He doesn’t understand what's happening.

    He knew this conversation would be serious as soon as he sat down. He thought maybe someone had found out about him or them. He had been preparing to go into crisis mode. He supposes this still qualifies as one.

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    04 Jan 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 77

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    “What if I spank you?” Ilya suggested, entirely serious and far too nonchalant Shane nearly stopped breathing.

    “What?”

    “I spank you, get rid of guilt.”

    Or, Shane still feels guilty for lying to his parents about everything despite their talk going well. Ilya helps him through it by proposing an unexpected solution.

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    04 Jan 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 11

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    A reply to Hudson Williams about his claim that we're not freaky enough

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    03 Jan 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 4

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    “I had fun. You made things- interesting.” He said, voice quiet like he didn’t necessarily want her to hear it clearly.

    Her thoughts abruptly became a hydraulic press of confusion as his words settled in the air.

    Everything sounded stuffy as she cleared her throat, forehead creasing as she squawked—

    “You’re talking to me?”

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    03 Jan 2026

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    “Should we draw up a contract?” Knox jokes, sitting up a little straighter in his chair, a burst of confidence coursing through him.

    Yeah, he’s going to help Todd romance the hell out of Neil.

    [Knox and Todd make a pact: by the end of fall semester, Knox will be with Chris and Todd will be with Neil. If only life and Charlie Dalton would stop getting in the way.]

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    14 Dec 2025

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