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The Soldier and The Witch by ForestOfDeb
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Hobbit - All Media Types
06 Jan 2025
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"Pretend I've never met an elf."
"Because you haven't?"
"Because I haven't."How was he to know that the young woman he rescued would drastically change his entire world?
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31 May 2025
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Schrödinger's Hobbit by Ach-Sss-No (ItsTheBlob)
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
17 Oct 2022
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"I heard the monster was some kind of frog that cries a lot. Someone told me he'd fed it."
"Fed it?"
"Yes, he said the Ringbearer brought it back with him, and now it's staying in a guest house and it eats raw meat, and it stays in the dark all the time and screams if you open a window to let in the sunlight, and if you bring it water to splash in it'll tell you a riddle. I am certain he invented all of it. He thinks he's quite special now he's an errand boy in the palace. But, as we were telling absurd tales..."
Gollum stepped out into the street behind them. "There was no monster," he said shrilly, "no! No, no- don't talk about things you know nothing about- it is silly! Foolish!"
"I'm sorry?" one of the teens said, turning to blink at him, and another said: "Who are you?"
Gollum had no answer. How could he answer? What would he say? He squirmed, and said gollum in his throat, and turned on his heel to scurry away.
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There was a third hobbit on Mt. Doom that day. But no one likes to talk about that, now do they, precious?(AU. Gollum made a different choice at Cirith Ungol. And, awkwardly enough, he's not dead, somehow, so, uh, now what?)
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- Part 1 of An Unlikely Cure
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25 May 2025
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It Could Always Be Worse by Ach-Sss-No (ItsTheBlob)
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
02 Jul 2023
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When in doubt, it was best to be polite. "Indeed, I am a friend, a trustworthy friend, who will do you no harm. It grieves me to have disturbed the peace of your evening," said Gríma with a deep bow.
Sméagol answered in a shrill cackle. "What pretty manners he has, o yes! How nice!"
"I thank you. Yes... even amidst mockery and derision, one can keep one's manners."
"O yes, yes, Sméagol has nice mannerses too, doesn't he?"
"The nicest manners I have ever seen in one of his kind," said Gríma.
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Crackfic, no one around here can die properlyBookmarked by Ozmaz
25 May 2025
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Sansûkh: The Appendices by determamfidd, jeza_red, PunsBulletsAndPointyThings, Setari, slimygreenfrog, the_dragongirl, TheSansukhEnsemble, voxmyriad
Fandom Sansukh - Fandom, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
21 Aug 2021
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24 May 2025
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Two Thousand Years of Hubris by Rimeson
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
12 Mar 2024
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His intentions were pure when he came to Middle-earth. But two thousand years of being refused the respect you clearly deserve would drive anyone mad, wouldn't it?
How did everything go so wrong for Saruman?
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23 May 2025