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Ed asks Izzy to marry him and Stede, but Izzy thinks Ed is asking him to marry him and Stede. Then the crew gets word of it, hoo boy!
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04 Dec 2022
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pliocene by UnfortunatelyObsessed for Emi_theSassiestSousa, nerdykai128
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 May 2022
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“Well you’ve gone and fucked it up now, mate.”
“I beg your pardon?”
“Fuckin' beg then, man, it's just ocean for miles.” Ed motions out to the waves, where there is no sign of any sort of ship, their small dinghy pulled far up on the sand. “I told you when the clouds look like seagulls you take fuckin' cover. Goddamn ocean mutinied me.”
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04 Dec 2022
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For ten years, Mary Allamby Bonnet has barely given any thought to her "late" husband Stede. She's been far too busy enjoying her life as his wealthy widow. Until the night that Stede appears at her door, badly wounded, in the arms of the most feared pirate in history.
Until that moment Mary had never truly believed the Wanted posters that claimed Stede as a "known associate" of Blackbeard's. Yet here he is, in her home, less the legendary pirate captain than simply Stede's Ed, a man terrified of losing the love of his life. He won't, though. Not if Mary has anything to say about it.
Or, Mary and Ed nurse Stede back to health and in doing so form a friendship.
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29 Nov 2022
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Ed rubs his forehead thoughtfully with his knuckles. Perhaps it was always there, in the back of Ed’s mind, but up until now, now that he’s seen it, he had never imagined what it would look like in practice.
Ed asks Jim an important question that leads to some welcome clarity.
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28 Nov 2022
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When Stede put out the advertisement for a man, it was very late at night and he was very, very drunk.
Seeking: intimidating man to conduct himself poorly at an elite dinner party this Christmas. Tattoos, piercings a plus. Must be comfortable speaking out of turn and using the wrong cutlery for at least one course. Rate of pay negotiable – role involves engaging with somewhat difficult personages and you will be compensated accordingly. Note that you will be posing as another man’s romantic partner; homophobes need not apply.
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Frustrated by his rich, bigoted family, Stede Bonnet advertises for a man to be his fake date when he faces them at Christmas. Tattooed biker Edward Teach responds. But somewhere between planning amazing pranks and teaching Ed about society, Stede begins to fall for him. Could Ed ever feel the same?- Language:
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28 Nov 2022
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Stede and Ed "Blackbeard" Teach have been fighting ever since Stede got back to sea, which would be fine and not totally unexpected after the "breakup", except their fighting now involves full-blown naval battles and their respective crews are thoroughly sick of it.
Naturally, the only solution is to maroon the two of them on a desert island until they work it out or kill each other. Whichever comes first.
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23 Nov 2022
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After an accident upends Stede and Ed's fragile new relationship, Ed fights to bring Stede back.
***COMPLETE!***
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- Part 1 of Matariki
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21 Nov 2022
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based on the comic by @feriowind on twitter
found here: https://twitter.com/feriowind/status/1532388099925237762?s=21&t=yECpT6Z9YfUVhur9_YHJfQor
another pirate captures stede and offers him as a gift to blackbeard. ed loses his shit.
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- Part 1 of We'll Build This Life Anew
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10 Nov 2022
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Stede’s sitting at the table, eyes widening when he sees Ed, a flush on his face. He makes to get up, then sits back down and tucks his coattails into his lap. “How lovely of you to join us, Ed! Please, take a seat.” His eyes travel down Ed’s body, and Stede gulps before looking away.
Ed turns to shove Jack against the wall. “What the fuck did you give him the fucking tea for?” he snarls, hot anger bursting inside him.
Jack just laughs. “You’re welcome!” he singsongs.
Ed stares at him. “Welcome?” he repeats, dumbfounded.
“Yeah?” Jack looks confused. “Because you clearly want to fuck him but he’s too much of a cold, prude—”
Calico Jack gives Stede some aphrodisiac tea and leaves to shore with the rest of the Revenge crew, whoever can possibly help Stede with his unbridled horniness?
(It's Ed.)
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06 Nov 2022
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In exchange for Stede’s freedom, Ed offers himself up to the British and is sentenced to 5 years in prison. Thanks to a very intrepid mail delivery seagull, they’re able to exchange a series of increasingly stupid, silly, smutty, and romantic letters during their time apart.
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- Part 1 of Time in a Bottle
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04 Nov 2022
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There’s something…off about The Gentleman Pirate. It takes Ed a little while to put it all together, longer than it would have if Stede weren’t so fascinating, so goddamn distracting. It’s little things, at first: how Stede is not a good enough pirate to be that blasé with his personal welfare, how confident he seems that things will work out in the end, the glimmer in his eye he gets when danger comes close and whispers in his ear. It’s maddening and familiar, too, because Ed swears he’s met Stede before. Maybe on a ship somewhere, or in town, a shared look before a shared bed; though, if the sex were as good then as it is now, Ed’s sure he would remember. As Ed watches and waits — and desperately tries not to fall in love — he grows more and more convinced that the truth is a terrifying third option; a monster parents tell their children about at night and all sailors dread. Stede Bonnet is The World Ender.
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- Part 1 of The World Ender
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02 Nov 2022
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Stede and Ed have just declared their co-captaincy. Although Ed has been training Stede in combat, Stede's first real raid doesn't go so well: he narrowly avoids dying in a sword fight, during which his hands are badly injured. After Roach sews Stede up, he informs him that he can't use his hands for at least a week, if not 10 days. To Stede's surprise, Ed offers (with a secret, ulterior motive) to help Stede with things while his hands heal: dressing and undressing, eating, drinking, washing up.
And, eventually, with... one other thing.
This is your classic Good Buddy Lends a Hand™ (Patent Pending) trope, y'all, in which someone breaks their arm or hurts their hands and can't jerk off and their Good Buddy has to help.
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- Part 1 of Palmistry
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01 Nov 2022
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Ed ends up in Barbados after a storm at sea. Parted with his crew and after just having found out the devastating news of The Gentleman Pirate's demise, he is taken in by a lady with some quite liberal views on pirates.
Stede is a man on a mission and that mission is correcting probably the biggest mistake he had made in his life. But that would mean getting The Revenge and Ed back with nothing but the clothes on his back and a dinghy to his name. Not that Stede lets that deter him.
A.K.A. Probably the millionth reunion fic, but Ed and Mary are BFFs now.
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- Part 1 of Port in a Storm
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29 Oct 2022
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Every year, a person is chosen—supposedly at random—to be sacrificed to the Kraken, to quell the sea's worst storms and to stop the taking of ships. After his engagement falls apart, Stede is not surprised when his father arranges for this year's sacrifice to be him. The surprise comes later: when the Kraken claims but does not devour him. Instead, it whisks him away to its secret sea cave, where Stede discovers that there is much more to the creature than he was led to believe—and that they have a deeper connection than he could have ever dreamed.
Or: OFMD x Beauty and the Beast x The Little Mermaid x a bodice-ripper
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24 Oct 2022
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Stede encourages Ed to enjoy a full session of pampering, including heavy petting and some light domination.
[Fic with art]--
“And you call me the deviant, you know what you’re doing,” he accused, arching his brow. Stede returned a look of pure innocence.
“I have no idea what you mean,” he said, but the naughty little grin won out. “I’m merely asking you some deep, penetrating questions-”
“You’re terrible,” chided Ed, shaking his head and wriggling upright in the bath a bit further. “If you’ve got an ulterior motive, you better get on with it before the sea dries up-ow!”
Stede’s hands had settled on his chest, and his thumbs had just simultaneously rolled across Ed’s nipples and then pinched - hard.
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23 Oct 2022
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Ed is in love with Stede. Ed is also sharing a bedroom with Stede. This is fine! (Ed is 99% sure it’s fine, anyway.)
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23 Oct 2022
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“All right,” he finally breathes, heart flying into a quicker rhythm as he meets Stede’s gaze. There’s a wild sort of excitement there, one matched by the sudden, frantic thrum of Ed’s blood through his veins, stepping into a dream he’s never even thought to have before this moment. “I’m—I’m a princess. Yeah.”
Stede fucking beams.
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20 Oct 2022
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The storm has passed, and the sea recovers quickly. The water is a ruthless horror one day, a compassionate caress the next. The heat of the summer intensifies, the weather a mercurial torture, the ocean unforgiving.
Edward dares the sea to crave chaos in the way he craves Stede Bonnet.
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15 Oct 2022
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Stede is not used to being touched. Ed insists touching is good for the body, and decides to help Stede, you know, for the health benefits.
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- Part 1 of Bodies Doing Good
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04 Oct 2022
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Ed focused on keeping his breathing steady. This is ridiculous, a voice in his mind said. You cannot be this weak-kneed over holding hands with this guy. You’re motherfucking Blackbeard. And you aren’t even holding hands! He gulped but held still. He couldn’t pull away, not when Stede’s hand was on top. That would be rude.
After becoming co-captains, Ed is determined to woo Stede like a proper gentleman deserves. Only he isn't entirely sure how, and Ed is terrified of ruining their friendship in the process. Just as the lovebirds are nearly on the same page, Calico Jack arrives and throws a wrench into all of Ed's plans. Now they're on the run from the British and will have to stay alive long enough to get the chance to tell each other how they truly feel.
(This is a romance novel, first and foremost.)
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02 Oct 2022