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    "Do you want me to eat you?"

    “No, but—” Steve broke off his instinctive response. All his life, he’d believed in doing what was right… he was not about to stop now. Wincing at the prickling pain in his feet, he straightened up to his full height. “Yes. If it means you’ll leave this place.”

    "But you don’t look very filling." The tip of the dragon’s tail twitched. "I don’t suppose you’re a virgin?" he asked hopefully. "I’ve heard they taste better."

    Steve gritted his teeth and refused to answer. The dragon could very well find that out for himself. He stared at the dragon. The dragon stared back. Then the dragon got up, turned around, and went back into his cave.

    "Well? Come on, tribute."

     

    or, how Steve ends up working for a dragon with a very odd sense of humor

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    19 Oct 2025

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    Fuck,” he proclaims out loud.

    A pigeon on the sidewalk across the street flutters away.

    Another voice cuts through the cold. “You okay?”

    Bucky looks up to see a silhouette on the fire escape two floors above him. Clearly, he had been swearing louder than he intended to.

    The figure is clearly male, and built like a fucking brick house, but the light behind him makes any other features vague and indistinguishable.

    “Uh, yeah,” Bucky says dumbly. “I just- I forgot my keys.”

    “I’ll let you in.”

    The silhouette disappears from view.

    Bucky steps forward to retrieve his groceries from the steps of the building, and has just picked up the last can of cat food when the door opens. He looks up to meet the man who saved him from hypothermia.

    And what a man it is.

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    07 Oct 2025

  3. Rec 9

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    Chatfic!

    Steve's slightly rehabilitated boyfriend moves into the Tower with him. Tony retaliates by making a new, top-secret group chat and inviting everyone on the team but those two. Gossip ensues.

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    07 Oct 2025

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    Bucky Barnes writes a letter to Captain America after the Battle of New York to thank him for saving his life. Everyone tells Steve not to respond, so he does.

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    In which Bucky is just trying to live life and enjoy his unofficial official table at the obnoxiously hipster coffee shop, but some guy named Steve stole his spot.

    Or, the time that Bucky unintentionally befriended the Avengers and had no idea.

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    21 Sep 2025