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Jaskier just wants to belong, to be loved
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- Part 148 of The Angst Bard Tales
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26 Oct 2025
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There's a song Jaskier won't sing. A song about star-crossed lovers and the endless repetition of history.
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- Part 181 of The Angst Bard Tales
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26 Oct 2025
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Jaskier’s love for Geralt cost him his petals.
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- Part 183 of The Angst Bard Tales
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26 Oct 2025
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Jaskier cannot let Geralt die, so he calls for the Storyteller. The lark's seed must change the story.
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- Part 187 of The Angst Bard Tales
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26 Oct 2025
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The author must die, such is the artist's curse.
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- Part 44 of The Angst Bard Tales
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26 Oct 2025
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my heart a wavering flame by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
05 Oct 2021
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A few years after Blaviken, Geralt gets cursed to feel whatever emotions the people around him feel about him. After months on the Path, he finally makes it back to Kaer Morhen...and isolates himself, unable to bear learning what his last few remaining family members really think of him.
Eskel, Lambert, and Vesemir are not having with that sort of idiocy.
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- Part 4 of Cursed Witchers Learn To Be Loved
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26 Oct 2025
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“I don’t have time to brush my hair every day because I have to train. I had to smear it with dirt just to disguise myself, for weeks. It won’t stay up during training,” Ciri rattles off very reasonably, very convincingly. “And anyway, Lambert says you’re the only witcher with long hair, and that’s only because you’re too concerned with being pretty.”
At that, Geralt can’t hold back a bark of laughter. “Lambert’s just jealous because he’s going bald,” he says, grinning.
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26 Oct 2025
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moment's silence (common tongue) by geralty
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Feb 2022
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Geralt sobbed, yanking on his hair in his frustration as Dandelion pulled off of him again with a laugh.
“Fuck, bard, you can’t just—” He was cut off with a groan as Dandelion pressed a thumb inside him, stretching him oh so gently.
“Oh, so I’m just ‘bard’ now?” Dandelion said, faux haughtily, “maybe I should go, then.”
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26 Oct 2025
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Emhyr’s dying wish is for Geralt to bring a letter to Ciri… or the birth story absolutely no-one asked for, least of all Geralt.
Contains Mpreg, Graphic birth, no-one is dying.
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26 Oct 2025
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They're idiots your honor (affectionate)
"Just like her father, slippery and bad-tempered."
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DILF (Dandelion I'd Like To-) by greyduckgreygoose
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 May 2021
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“The last thing I remember, there was a portal,” Geralt frowned, crossing his arms over his chest.
This was Geralt, after all. Though from a different universe, if he could be believed. It was strange, seeing him stand in Dandelion’s villa - well, Geralt’s villa. The other Geralt’s villa.
Feeling a headache coming on, Dandelion poured himself more wine.
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26 Oct 2025
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(just gotta get) one little taste by greyduckgreygoose
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 May 2021
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Eskel didn’t know when he became a soup kitchen for inept incubi.
Melitele save him from half-starved cubi who were “new in town” and draped themselves over his front steps like a Dickensian orphan curling up on a stoop to shelter from the rain. Usually he’d be able to take them in, give them a bite and set them up on Tinder or something with a stern order to forget his address.
So why was this the fourth fucking time that he came home to find Jaskier sitting at his door?
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26 Oct 2025
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It had been five days since Jaskier had been cursed to celibacy under pain of death. And it was just his luck, just his luck, that this came right after Geralt had finally pulled his head out of his ass and admitted his love for Jaskier.
Well, not in so many words, but there had been a near-death experience and a shaking kiss. Perhaps a confession - I can’t lose you, don’t you dare die on me - that Jaskier heard while woozy from blood loss. Geralt refused to either confirm no deny the last.
They were just about to be happy. More importantly, they were just about to fuck.
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26 Oct 2025
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Geralt took in a short breath, clasping his hands behind his back. “I’m not good with ... wooing. With fine words, and flowers ... and the like.” His expression turned rueful. “Unlike you.”
“I don’t understand,” Jaskier said blankly. Then, “oh.” Of course. Yennefer. He laughed lightly through the sudden twist of jealousy in his chest. “You wish me to teach you?”
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26 Oct 2025
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Jaskier is a divine messenger of Destiny, an arrow from her quiver shot to earth for one purpose only.
To bring Geralt of Rivia to his true love.
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26 Oct 2025
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A few years into his acquaintance with the bard, Geralt was surprised to realize that he had never seen Jaskier weep.
He cried, of course, in that melodramatic manner of his, after a married lady refused his awkward suit (imagine!) or an audience was not complimentary enough of his newest work.
But tonight, in the withering gardens of his family’s estate, Jaskier was weeping.
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26 Oct 2025
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Pure Instinct Pheromone Oil (Enhanced Scents) by SpiralsInTime
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
29 Sep 2023
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Geralt’s hot breath hits his neck, leaving goosebumps in its wake as he continues letting out cut-off groans each time his tented pants grind against Jaskier. Their breaths sound loud compared to the silence of their house, furthering that all that matters is them in this moment.
“D-darling,” Jaskier whines, needy. “Come on,” He pants out, moving his hands to tangle in Geralt’s hair, tugging just enough to make the Witcher groan in pleasure, leading Geralt out from his neck to make eye contact with him. Jaskier forgets everything in that moment.
Geralt looks wrecked, deliciously so.
His eyes are nearly all black, just the thinnest hint of gold wraps around his pupils. His cheeks flushed a gentle pink as he let out audible pants of air.
Jaskier only sees him like this after tying him down to their bed with a pretty cockring on and fucking him several times over with his favorite strap-on, making the Witcher beg ever so desperately for release after Jaskier has gotten his fill. Seeing him like this without having done anything sends a sharp thrill through him.
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Jaskier tries a pheromone enhancer oil not thinking it would do anything. Oh, how wrong he is.
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25 Oct 2025
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once, twice, thrice by greyduckgreygoose
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
02 Nov 2020
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Geralt, Yennefer and Jaskier gather at the ruins of a castle on a cold, stormy Samhain to perform an ancient ritual. As the night stretches before them, long and dark, each shares a tale of true terror. Who's story will invoke the ritual, and what will they summon?
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25 Oct 2025
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The Honor of Waking Up Next To You by The_confused_writer for flowing_river
Fandoms: Original Work
27 Apr 2025
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The war is over, and Julian is back by his side, but things are not like they were, and they never will be again.
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25 Oct 2025
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“Why are you here?” Geralt asked, lowering to one knee, then another. He examined Jaskier’s face for a sign … any indication of familiarity. But Jaskier looked as perplexed as he was.
“I was hoping you would know,” Jaskier said, laughing shortly. “Man who keeps appearing in my dreams.”
“You don’t … recognize me?” Geralt asked, his voice low.
“Should I?” Jaskier cocked his head. “Are you not merely an apparition bourne of longing and regret?”
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